the EVERYBODY CUT BIGGIE SOME SLACK thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog

If fucking your dog will help with the unemployment I'd advise you to do so before

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

 

[Sindy666]

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

$3500 is nothing, millionaires are a dime a dozen the key is finding one who's a decent person too.

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

How very "empiracle" of you, Dovey!

You FINALLY used it right ♡

You should go celebrate. That dog ass ain't gonna eat itself, Yahknow?!

I guess that would mean that I have to turn mysrlf into "The Small Business Oligarchy?"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

You seem sexually frustrated Flynn

maybe you need two dogs?

a bit of walking on the wild side shall we say?

 

[Frood]

That poor dog of Flynn's... as if there wasn't a better option left to him, like rolling in rotten pig guts...

Nein, Flynn...Nein on the Canine!

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

 

[Flynn]

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog

If fucking your dog will help with the unemployment I'd advise you to do so before

There is a funny to come, right?

 

[Dove]

That is a very creative way of countering the crazy. Good on you.

I don't think she's a rotten person but she definitely needs to do some soul searching. I'm ab

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

I actually grew up in Metro Detroit. Not a lesbian but known to crooked on occasion.

Never felt "repressed", never had issues expressing myself.

I've been clean for 9 years and I'm not into clubs at all.

For some reason, a car Big bought for me 13 years ago when we were a real life couple really seems to be offensive issue around these parts today.

You guys gotta chill. See what I was talking about? RELAX

I'm glad you got a car out of the deal honey, you should have gotten a whole lot more.

That premise though. Good grief.

Is that how you see the world and human relationships?

Do you ever question why you associate freedom and expression with drugs and sex? Dont find that be kinda....limiting and cliche?

What premise? If a man is capable of and why date a man who isn't, he should take care of his woman. Don't you agree with that? I like sex and drugs and so does my boyfriend who's a wealthy businessman.

The premise that gifts are things you "get out of" relationships as opposed to expressions of affection and care.

But hey maybe that's just your love language.....you do you.

And Flynn will do the dog :D

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog

If fucking your dog will help with the unemployment I'd advise you to do so before

There is a funny to come, right?

Yeah, just grab a mirror


zing.... dog fucker

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

You seem sexually frustrated Flynn

maybe you need two dogs?

a bit of walking on the wild side shall we say?

So now you want me to fuck YOU and DOVEY?

 

[Sindy666]

The premise that gifts are things you "get out of" relationships as opposed to expressions of affection and care.

But hey maybe that's just your love language.....you do you.

I get affection, care and gifts, everyday is my birthday.

What kind of car did you get? I could use a new car, I'm holding out for something really nice... like a Tesla...

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

Past fling? Or current?

 

[Dove]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

Flynn dont be hard on yourself.

You are ignorant for sure, but not baggage.

 

[Dove]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

You seem sexually frustrated Flynn

maybe you need two dogs?

a bit of walking on the wild side shall we say?

So now you want me to fuck YOU and DOVEY?

Did you name your other Big?

This is just getting creepier.

 

[Flynn]

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog

If fucking your dog will help with the unemployment I'd advise you to do so before

There is a funny to come, right?

Yeah, just grab a mirror


zing.... dog fucker

Still waiting....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lol... even Flynn's fan based abandoned her cause she's so dreadfully boring

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog

If fucking your dog will help with the unemployment I'd advise you to do so before

There is a funny to come, right?

Yeah, just grab a mirror


zing.... dog fucker

Still waiting....

Did the mirror shatter or something ?

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

Past fling? Or current?

Why?

Are you jealous?

You actually think that Dog might have $3.5K to give you?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

Past fling? Or current?

Why?

Are you jealous?

You actually think that Dog might have $3.5K to give you?

Yeah, the dog has 3.5k to give me

okay, time for your pills and orange juice

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

Flynn dont be hard on yourself.

You are ignorant for sure, but not baggage.

That's like saying you don't suck dick for $3.5K.

As far as "ignorant" goes, the verdict was in last year on your godzilla sized stupidity.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Anyone else getting the sense that flynn is gonna go chewing through her monitor any second now if the orderlies don't step in and save her from herself?

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

You seem sexually frustrated Flynn

maybe you need two dogs?

a bit of walking on the wild side shall we say?

So now you want me to fuck YOU and DOVEY?

Did you name your other Big?

This is just getting creepier.

No more "creepier" than you fucking forum strangers for money.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

Flynn dont be hard on yourself.

You are ignorant for sure, but not baggage.

That's like saying you don't suck dick for $3.5K.

As far as "ignorant" goes, the verdict was in last year on your godzilla sized stupidity.

You suck dog dick for free tho

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

Past fling? Or current?

Why?

Are you jealous?

You actually think that Dog might have $3.5K to give you?

Yeah, the dog has 3.5k to give me

okay, time for your pills and orange juice

You weren't looking for a refund after Dovey?

 

[Dove]

The premise that gifts are things you "get out of" relationships as opposed to expressions of affection and care.

But hey maybe that's just your love language.....you do you.

I get affection, care and gifts, everyday is my birthday.

What kind of car did you get? I could use a new car, I'm holding out for something really nice... like a Tesla...

It was a used, well running car. It lasted for a while until someone hit me from behind at a red light and completely fucked it.

I'm not really "into" cars. If it runs, is safe, has low mileage and doesn't guzzle gas, I'm happy.

I'll probably end up getting rid of my minivan at some point for something else.... but it's not gonna be anything I go into any sort of debt for.

I hope you get your Tesla :)

 

[Lily]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

I keep telling that dickhead Biggie, he could have got BEnzo instead for 1/25 of the price and without the ignorant baggage Dovey carries around her neck like a freshly "squeezed" pearl necklace.

You seem sexually frustrated Flynn

maybe you need two dogs?

a bit of walking on the wild side shall we say?

So now you want me to fuck YOU and DOVEY?

Did you name your other Big?

This is just getting creepier.

No more "creepier" than you fucking forum strangers for money.

One sentence crush.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

I will say this...at least I didn't pay $3.5K for a dog.

that's cause you don't have 3.5K

you yourself said so earlier

I don't have $3.5K to spend on cheap hookers. Yes. You're absolutely right. For once.

Past fling? Or current?

Why?

Are you jealous?

You actually think that Dog might have $3.5K to give you?

Yeah, the dog has 3.5k to give me

okay, time for your pills and orange juice

You weren't looking for a refund after Dovey?

You weren't looking for mom after you pulled the coat hanger out of your head?