The offical King Martini statement

[Master]

You have all entered into the next great content blockbuster;


The Summer of Poofer pt 2

"The Nutjob Strikes out"

Simulcasting at not only this glorious forum, but the brand new King Martini shrine.

Now, now. I told each and every one of you bumpkins that Dovid was a complete nutjob, and there's some of you simps who chose her side.

Well, looks like I was right the entire time (wink).

I have to admit the outpouring of support thru DM has been overwhelming, so don't be upset if I don't respond to each and every message. But you have to understand, the only way an idiot like Dovid stays relevant in this community, a community where I'm the glue, is by talking about me.

I am the greatest thing that ever happened to that moron, of course she's going to try and clutch that pearl.


You are all living in my shadow. I am, and always will be, the biggest name in this community.

King

 

[UncleDiLF]

You have all entered into the next great content blockbuster;


The Summer of Poofer pt 2

"The Nutjob Strikes out"

Simulcasting at not only this glorious forum, but the brand new King Martini shrine.

Now, now. I told each and every one of you bumpkins that Dovid was a complete nutjob, and there's some of you simps who chose her side.

Well, looks like I was right the entire time (wink).

I have to admit the outpouring of support thru DM has been overwhelming, so don't be upset if I don't respond to each and every message. But you have to understand, the only way an idiot like Dovid stays relevant in this community, a community where I'm the glue, is by talking about me.

I am the greatest thing that ever happened to that moron, of course she's going to try and clutch that pearl.


You are all living in my shadow. I am, and always will be, the biggest name in this community.

King

DIDNT READ. Too long. LOL!!!
Do you still kiss DICKS?

 

[reaper]

You have all entered into the next great content blockbuster;


The Summer of Poofer pt 2

"The Nutjob Strikes out"

Simulcasting at not only this glorious forum, but the brand new King Martini shrine.

Now, now. I told each and every one of you bumpkins that Dovid was a complete nutjob, and there's some of you simps who chose her side.

Well, looks like I was right the entire time (wink).

I have to admit the outpouring of support thru DM has been overwhelming, so don't be upset if I don't respond to each and every message. But you have to understand, the only way an idiot like Dovid stays relevant in this community, a community where I'm the glue, is by talking about me.

I am the greatest thing that ever happened to that moron, of course she's going to try and clutch that pearl.


You are all living in my shadow. I am, and always will be, the biggest name in this community.

King

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Lily]

Now, now. I told each and every one of you bumpkins that Dovid was a complete nutjob, and there's some of you simps who chose her side.

This is the most important point.

People feel sorry for her sob stories because she parrots their politics. That's bullshit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I didn't read it either. Did I miss anything?

 

[Master]

Sadly, this whole hit piece was done to drive traffic to that shit hole.

Now that it backfired they're trying to distance themselves from it.

Hey morons, you have the same 5 members and 175 "guests" that just magically stay at 175. Obvious bots are Obvious.

If that shit hole is around by October I'd be shocked.


Haw Haw

 

[Adam Hitler]

>Go to see The Expendables on my own
>Grab a greasy ass burrito, box of popped corns and some cupped cola from the snack stand
>Theatre pretty full, don't want to draw attention, sit in first seat I see
>Sat inbetween some hot typical cheerleader type and a mom with her baby
>Eat my burrito during the ads
>An hour into the movie I need to take a colossal dump but don't want to miss the plot
>Pretty sure I can butt clench my way through the last 30 mins
>Suddenly a loud explosion makes me physically jump a bit in my seat and a wet fart of liquid shit pools around the seat of my pants
>Try to act cool but people in my vacinity are sniffing and looking around
>Look to my left and lock eyes with cheerleader girl, a look of desperation and hopelessness in my eyes
>She returns a look of disgust and begins whispering to her friends who also look over at me
>Look to my right, woman with baby lifts it up and smells its diaper, looks confused and then looks over to me and gives me a bewildered stare
>Decide to run out of there as fast as I can
>Get my cape caught in the door of the theatre
>Black attendant comes over saying "you a'ight, man?"
>Sees and smells the shit and goes "Damn nigga"
>Tear the cape out the door and run home crying

 

[Master]

This is the most important point.

People feel sorry for her sob stories because she parrots their politics. That's bullshit.

The dumb bitch needs mental help.

Dovid, let it go. I will not fuck you.

 

[Lily]

The dumb bitch needs mental help.

Dovid, let it go. I will not fuck you.

The funny part is she PWNED herself.

 

[Lily]

It appears that Shitler is stroking out.

 

[Master]

The funny part is she PWNED herself.

Which is the story of her miserable life.

Her projecting her bullshit now is completely 100% transparent.

And most of you retards took her side because I treated her like the filthy animal she is. Shame on you.

 

[Admin.]

The Competition is getting tough!

 

[Master]

The Competition is getting tough!

That's Gayran.

I thought PI wasn't allowed here?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I guess it is time for :..

GAY SCAT!!!

 

[Alticus]

Well your highness, you may want to consider seeking professional help. I'm serious.

 

[Master]

Well your highness, you may want to consider seeking professional help. I'm serious.

Your not lying.

I fucked dovid



Zing!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

>Meet hot girl in nightclub
>Asks me back to her place
>Feel like a fucking win
>Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents
>Dad waiting up for her although she's 22
>Big scary looking fucker orders me to sleep on couch in front room
>Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch
>I am disappoint
>Suddenly, feel a shit coming
>Don't know where bathroom is
>Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room
>Trying to hold but can't
>Take off sock
>Shit in sock
>It's a watery beer-soaked shit
>See upper window is partially open
>Decide that is where I should throw sock
>Spin sock in hand to gain momentum
>Watery shit sprays out netted socks
>whatwasithinking.jpeg
>Beer-shit all over front room
>Swiftly exit the house
>Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 fucking years

 

[Alticus]

Your not lying.

I fucked dovid



Zing!!!

Well, at least someone is getting laid around here.

 

[Lily]

Well, at least someone is getting laid around here.

Are you shy or something?

 

[Master]

Well, at least someone is getting laid around here.

Women don't say no to me.


I'm like a wedding ring.

 

[Lily]

Women don't say no to me.


I'm like a wedding ring.

I think you're funny, my man...but come on now.

 

[Alticus]

Are you shy or something?

No nothing like that. I had a girl once that I lived with but she wouldn't let me play video games or watch basketball, so I hit the road.

 

[Alticus]

Women don't say no to me.


I'm like a wedding ring.

Good. Maybe you can give some pointers.

 

[Master]

No nothing like that. I had a girl once that I lived with but she wouldn't let me play video games or watch basketball, so I hit the road.

Damn straight.

Any broad that says I can't play Final Fantasy I'd tell her there's an awfully nice curb in front of the house she can sit on.

 

[Alticus]

Damn straight.

Any broad that says I can't play Final Fantasy I'd tell her there's an awfully nice curb in front of the house she can sit on.

A man has needs right?

 

[Master]

Good. Maybe you can give some pointers.

Ok ok ok.


Go to the place where you cash in lottery tickets that are over 500 bucks.

Get one of the tax forms and fill it out for like....80k. You can't say a ridiculously high amount cuz they post those online.

Go to your job break room, fill it out. Your name at least. And just leave it on the table.

Instant pussy.

 

[Lily]

No nothing like that. I had a girl once that I lived with but she wouldn't let me play video games or watch basketball, so I hit the road.

You prioritize basketball and video games over sex?

Interesting.

 

[Alticus]

You prioritize basketball and video games over sex?

Interesting.

Yes, because using my hand is the next best thing. Plus I still get to game and watch ball. :)

 

[wizer]

@Everybody keep feeding his ego and keep him distracted. As long as he's happy and receiving attention he won't file a lawsuit.

 

[Murdy]

Your not lying.

I fucked dovid



Zing!!!

I need a straightjacket and a padded room….

Hold me *tear*