Updates and Innovations

[Master]

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast, Bastard Factory is always trying new ways to create a fun environment for you, it’s valued members and TwaP.

By this weekend, we should have a chat box thread here where members can talk to others similar to the old school yahoo mic chats. It’s a third party program but it should work here. Pretty much killing off the idea of a discord, we want you guys here.

When it happens, it should be a sticky and then we can throw out that fucking shit box on the main page that’s what, 30 years old? You will still be able to type in messages and can always use the text to voice function. There is a Trump voice option.

Also, BF will have a YouTube channel-
Bastard Factory Drama Fuel, hosted by yours truly, covering topics about trending pop culture and this forum, the only forum left of this community.

And for the thirsty ladies, I will be shirtless.

All this and hopefully an old school flame match with some of the goats of the game.

Bastard Factory-

We’re better then you. Seethe

 

[The Prowler]

Oh fuck, I would love a LIVE MIC REALTIME FLAME MATCH with The Leaker.

If she were to agree, you should all say your goodbyes to her now. She will never come back from it.

 

[Aylana]

Can Discord owners see your IP address?


Discord cannot track your IP. Also, Discord server admins can't see your IP address. Only people who work at Discord can see your IP but, they will never share that information with anyone, and your IP address is safe in their hands.

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, I will do a LIVE MIC REALTIME FLAME MATCH with The Leaker on Discord.

Fatty just has to agree.

 

[Aylana]

i will join discord since I have used it in world of warcraft, you sort of had to have it to go on a raid even if it was a pick up group.

 

[Breakfall]

Bastard Factory-

We’re better then you. Seethe

It’s, “We’re better than you.” Tweezer brain!!!

 

[The Prowler]

It’s, “We’re better than you.” Tweezer brain!!!

You should start at the beginning...

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast

"community's"

There is another one in the first sentence. Can you spot it?

 

[Master]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

 

[Lily]

Oh fuck, I would love a LIVE MIC REALTIME FLAME MATCH with The Leaker.

If she were to agree, you should all say your goodbyes to her now. She will never come back from it.

You want to scream "HAHAHAHAHAHA" maniacally?

 

[Flynn]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

Welp, I see you've broken a record and didn't abscond three weeks ago. You're still here....oh my, BF must have promised you the keys to the "kingdom" with you being here this long.

 

[Lily]

The Howler is looking to fight, though nowhere in the OP is there a word about a flame match. God, what a loser.

 

[The Prowler]

The Leaker is shaking like a 500 pound bowl of Jello.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s, “We’re better than you.” Tweezer brain!!!

You should start at the beginning...

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast

"community's"

There is another one in the first sentence. Can you spot it?

I actually gloss over most of his bullshit…so I only picked up the ending. For a bloke that types so much utter crap…one would think he would be literately inclined, even if it was just basic grammar skills. Lol

 

[Lily]

The Leaker is shaking like a 500 pound bowl of Jello.

You are an idiot.

 

[Breakfall]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

 

[Lily]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

 

[The Prowler]

The Leaker is shaking like a 500 pound bowl of Jello.

You are an idiot.

The idiot will be revealed in the LIVE MIC REALTIME FLAME MATCH.

Test your microphone and speakers now, Leaker. I do not want you bailing out because of "Technical Difficulties".

 

[Master]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

Welp, I see you've broken a record and didn't abscond three weeks ago. You're still here....oh my, BF must have promised you the keys to the "kingdom" with you being here this long.

Flynn, I’ll be honest with you.

I’m having fun. That’s the only reason I’m staying.

Here BF is letting me do whatever I want with his blessings and I’m pushing this place in a direction nobody else has ever tried to push a message board.

I don’t have to be that guy giving pity post attention to the low hanging fruit like Gayran or Brokejaw any more. I can create new forms of content on top of being one of the goats this game has ever seen.

Could I do it over at that shit hole? Pfft, they would love if I was back there punching out great content every single day and adding a huge amount of respectability but fuck that.

This place is the last remnant of flametowne. It was there when BH existed and while flaming is indeed dead, it’s spirit still resonates.

Iam the hero of this community and until somebody can take that away it’s always going to be me.

Ppl need to learn to love it because I’m the best thing in this community.

 

[Flynn]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

Welp, I see you've broken a record and didn't abscond three weeks ago. You're still here....oh my, BF must have promised you the keys to the "kingdom" with you being here this long.

Flynn, I’ll be honest with you.

I’m having fun. That’s the only reason I’m staying.

Here BF is letting me do whatever I want with his blessings and I’m pushing this place in a direction nobody else has ever tried to push a message board.

I don’t have to be that guy giving pity post attention to the low hanging fruit like Gayran or Brokejaw any more. I can create new forms of content on top of being one of the goats this game has ever seen.

Could I do it over at that shit hole? Pfft, they would love if I was back there punching out great content every single day and adding a huge amount of respectability but fuck that.

This place is the last remnant of flametowne. It was there when BH existed and while flaming is indeed dead, it’s spirit still resonates.

Iam the hero of this community and until somebody can take that away it’s always going to be me.

Ppl need to learn to love it because I’m the best thing in this community.

Man, reading that last part was like eating a 5 pound bag of brown sugar and then washing it down with 3 gallons of fruit punch flavored Kool Aid with triple the sugar in one sitting.

 

[Breakfall]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

 

[The Prowler]

Man, reading that last part was like eating a 5 pound bag of brown sugar and then washing it down with 3 gallons of fruit punch Kool Aid in one sitting.

Multiply the quantities by 10 and you have The Leaker's typical breakfast.

 

[Master]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

Welp, I see you've broken a record and didn't abscond three weeks ago. You're still here....oh my, BF must have promised you the keys to the "kingdom" with you being here this long.

Flynn, I’ll be honest with you.

I’m having fun. That’s the only reason I’m staying.

Here BF is letting me do whatever I want with his blessings and I’m pushing this place in a direction nobody else has ever tried to push a message board.

I don’t have to be that guy giving pity post attention to the low hanging fruit like Gayran or Brokejaw any more. I can create new forms of content on top of being one of the goats this game has ever seen.

Could I do it over at that shit hole? Pfft, they would love if I was back there punching out great content every single day and adding a huge amount of respectability but fuck that.

This place is the last remnant of flametowne. It was there when BH existed and while flaming is indeed dead, it’s spirit still resonates.

Iam the hero of this community and until somebody can take that away it’s always going to be me.

Ppl need to learn to love it because I’m the best thing in this community.

Man, reading that last part was like eating a 5 pound bag of brown sugar and then washing it down with 3 gallons of fruit punch flavored Kool Aid with triple the sugar in one sitting.

That kinda sounds like a party……

 

[Breakfall]

I would just like to point out;

With the spazzing, spamming fucktarditry of a couple idiots here trying to poach members to their new/old dead forum, we here at the only forum in this community stuck it out here and laughed in their dejected faces to the point that the war they wanted didn’t happen and then they were stuck bowing down and kissing all of our collective asses.

We, are the champions, my friends.

And for this brand loyalty, I would like to thank all of you for proving these unintelligent dimwits are nothing but trough filler.

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

Welp, I see you've broken a record and didn't abscond three weeks ago. You're still here....oh my, BF must have promised you the keys to the "kingdom" with you being here this long.

Flynn, I’ll be honest with you.

I’m having fun. That’s the only reason I’m staying.

Here BF is letting me do whatever I want with his blessings and I’m pushing this place in a direction nobody else has ever tried to push a message board.

I don’t have to be that guy giving pity post attention to the low hanging fruit like Gayran or Brokejaw any more. I can create new forms of content on top of being one of the goats this game has ever seen.

Could I do it over at that shit hole? Pfft, they would love if I was back there punching out great content every single day and adding a huge amount of respectability but fuck that.

This place is the last remnant of flametowne. It was there when BH existed and while flaming is indeed dead, it’s spirit still resonates.

Iam the hero of this community and until somebody can take that away it’s always going to be me.

Ppl need to learn to love it because I’m the best thing in this community.

Man, reading that last part was like eating a 5 pound bag of brown sugar and then washing it down with 3 gallons of fruit punch flavored Kool Aid with triple the sugar in one sitting.

That kinda sounds like a party……

…in your mouth!

 

[Master]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

 

[Flynn]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

Oh my! Italian beef sammys with broccoli rabe! Extra juice on my sandwich pleeeaaasseeee!

Note to self: I just read how that sounded.

Note to self: Do not talk about extra juice on sandwiches.

 

[Flynn]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

My God! Those are some rather robust lips. Kinda reminds me of the last time I had Beef Bulgogi at a Korean place.

 

[Garraty_47]

Be a god.

Thhbbbfft.
Being a god is for pussies.

Being a sentient bowl of porridge piloting a calcium frame encased in meat armor...
...now *that's* a challenge.

No wonder so few actually bother to do it well if most would rather only be a paltry deity.

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

My God! Those are some rather robust lips. Kinda reminds me of the last time I had Beef Bulgogi at a Korean place.

They look absolutely delectable though!
Oooooooooooh weeeeeeeeeee…

 

[Gabbo]

Innovation is very modern. Most people try to be modern but in the end they fail. Modernity is more than words, phrases and a haircut, it is a sense of being and adapting to a changing world.