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[George from Pizza Hut]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Lol…I clicked to open the window and copped beef curtains! Fucking hell…I’m good!

 

[Lily]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Lol…I clicked to open the window and copped beef curtains! Fucking hell…I’m good!

They look like mudflaps on a redneck's pick up truck, the kind with a rootin' tootin Yosemite Sam screaming "bang, bang, bang, bang"

 

[Breakfall]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Lol…I clicked to open the window and copped beef curtains! Fucking hell…I’m good!

They look like mudflaps on a redneck's pick up truck, the kind with a rootin' tootin Yosemite Sam screaming "bang, bang, bang, bang"

Different strokes for different folks!

 

[Breakfall]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

 

[Breakfall]

Was that a flame? @George from Pizza Hut

 

[Lily]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Lol…I clicked to open the window and copped beef curtains! Fucking hell…I’m good!

They look like mudflaps on a redneck's pick up truck, the kind with a rootin' tootin Yosemite Sam screaming "bang, bang, bang, bang"

Different strokes for different folks!

Hey, I shit you not. If you love meat curtains, I have no beef with you. Get it, beef, get it?!

 

[Dove]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

 

[Lily]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

A quip and your mudflaps start to turn purple in rage.

Interesting.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Was that a flame? @George from Pizza Hut

You tell me jackass.

 

[Lily]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

Leave my Breaky alone. He's had a little bit of something something...

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

A quip and your mudflaps start to turn purple in rage.

Interesting.

I’m trying to stifle my laughter on account of neutrality! But my God:
“…mudflats start to turn purple in rage!”


Both you chicks should kiss and make up…at least for my sake!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

Leave my Breaky alone. He's had a little bit of something something...

Too bad it wasn't a shot or two of intelligence.

 

[Lily]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

A quip and your mudflaps start to turn purple in rage.

Interesting.

I’m trying to stifle my laughter on account of neutrality! But my God:
“…mudflats start to turn purple in rage!”


Both you chicks should kiss and make up…at least for my sake!

Dude, all I said was literally "Hell if I know. Ask Duhv." 6 words and she goes into a 100 word reply...what else am I supposed to get from that?

 

[Lily]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

Leave my Breaky alone. He's had a little bit of something something...

Too bad it wasn't a shot or two of intelligence.

Nice kitty, nice kitty...retract the claws...lol

 

[Breakfall]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

Leave my Breaky alone. He's had a little bit of something something...

Too bad it wasn't a shot or two of intelligence.

Imma gonna have myself a big megapint of red after this next daiquiri!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

(Takes off cowboy hat, bows head)

Don’t ever settle for second best. Don’t be a puppet on a string somewhere when you can pull the strings here.

Be a god.

(Puts on steel-capped boot…gives Poofter a primary kick up the arse)

I’m not God…I’m a saint!

(Pats little angel sitting on left shoulder, whilst little devil on right shoulder sniggers)

The Howler is 10x more obnoxious and 25x more inconsequential than almost anyone at this forum and you're in a snit about Martini.

At least Martini entertains.

But Howler has 10x less of a mouth and 75x less of an inflated ego than Mongtini.

Mongtini comes from The Windy City… a goddamn flesh bugle regurgitating the same old bukkake!

There are a load of people here at Bastard Factory that are more entertaining than this squint-eyed, 5 foot and a poofteenth ferking blow-horn!

So there!

Their bond was forged in the fires of passionate mutual hatred of the same person. So there is quite a bit of bias blindness.

And TheProwler has chosen her as his favorite chew toy. There is just so much to chew on it. And she probably tastes like gravy. Like Lily "original recipe" Leaker.

He likes them spicey :D

It’s hard to keep up. I’m just keeping it neutral with the both of you…you’re both feisty!

ME? Feisty?

Naaaaahhh.

Feisty, no.

Stupid, yes.

Define stupid… jus’ curious. Mongtini throws that word around a bit, and he’s almost illiterate.

"Stupid" is starting 34 threads for the sole intention of spamming up a forum.

"Stupid" is getting assboxed and then running to TBC and talking a gang of shit about BF and then coming back 5 months later like nothing happened.

"Stupid" is showing all the posters here your cleavage.

Need I go on?

5 months? I hope you’re not talking about me! I’ve spoken more positives about BF than negatives, and our working relationship is well over a decade long.

Sure you have. Have a few more drinks and we'll see what you start saying.

Ground rules were established…I just needed his backing. Job done! Smooth sailing… @Bastard Factory

You're drunk already.

I’ve had one fucking Raspberry Beret Daiquiri ffs! You saw me make it!?

I saw you make a drink on the forums? Please tell me the mechanics behind that. I'd like to know.

Leave my Breaky alone. He's had a little bit of something something...

Too bad it wasn't a shot or two of intelligence.

Imma gonna have myself a big megapint of red after this next daiquiri!

Have at it lush.

 

[Breakfall]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

A quip and your mudflaps start to turn purple in rage.

Interesting.

I’m trying to stifle my laughter on account of neutrality! But my God:
“…mudflats start to turn purple in rage!”


Both you chicks should kiss and make up…at least for my sake!

Dude, all I said was literally "Hell if I know. Ask Duhv." 6 words and she goes into a 100 word reply...what else am I supposed to get from that?

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

You’re eating the wrong kind of beef sunshine!

Dude, she needs surgery. What a nightmare...Who wants actual meatflaps?

I just wonder, though. How far can they be stretched out? 4 feet? 5 feet? 6 feet?

Hell if I know. Ask Duhv.

Oak, it's really bizzare and awkward when you start talking about my private body parts or claiming I post "sexy" with some intention of turning on the men.

It really is.

It doesnt offend me at all, the whole "let me sit here and talk about how I imagine Doveys vagina" is really juvenile at best and downright femcelish at worst. It gross that you see porn and think about ME.

You seem to have a lot of pent up sexual rage. Please stop drooling it onto my shoes.

A quip and your mudflaps start to turn purple in rage.

Interesting.

I’m trying to stifle my laughter on account of neutrality! But my God:
“…mudflats start to turn purple in rage!”


Both you chicks should kiss and make up…at least for my sake!

Dude, all I said was literally "Hell if I know. Ask Duhv." 6 words and she goes into a 100 word reply...what else am I supposed to get from that?

 

[Breakfall]

Rise above?

 

[Lily]

Rise above?

Dude, you and Shampain, enough said.

 

[Adam Hitler]

The Leaker is shaking like a 500 pound bowl of Jello.

She always does that.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Okay so Moidtini is fucking stupid.

Lulz I misread that thinking it said Moldtini and was a reference to the various toadstools growing in his shower.

 

[Blandscape]

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast, Bastard Factory is always trying new ways to create a fun environment for you, it’s valued members and TwaP.

By this weekend, we should have a chat box thread here where members can talk to others similar to the old school yahoo mic chats. It’s a third party program but it should work here. Pretty much killing off the idea of a discord, we want you guys here.

When it happens, it should be a sticky and then we can throw out that fucking shit box on the main page that’s what, 30 years old? You will still be able to type in messages and can always use the text to voice function. There is a Trump voice option.

Also, BF will have a YouTube channel-
Bastard Factory Drama Fuel, hosted by yours truly, covering topics about trending pop culture and this forum, the only forum left of this community.

And for the thirsty ladies, I will be shirtless.

All this and hopefully an old school flame match with some of the goats of the game.

Bastard Factory-

We’re better then you. Seethe

So exactly the same old shit you couldn't even make work on your own site?

When are yo going to deliver anything. I mean literally anything?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

Oh my! Italian beef sammys with broccoli rabe! Extra juice on my sandwich pleeeaaasseeee!

Note to self: I just read how that sounded.

Note to self: Do not talk about extra juice on sandwiches.

Who is BASTARD OF THE MONTH AUGUST, by the way? Whoreson?

 

[Master]

I will say this;

We will be filming our first show on Thursday for the YouTube channel.

Drama Fuel- The best beef sandwich in Chicago.

Who doesn’t want to eat beef sammiches all day? I do, shit

Oh my! Italian beef sammys with broccoli rabe! Extra juice on my sandwich pleeeaaasseeee!

Note to self: I just read how that sounded.

Note to self: Do not talk about extra juice on sandwiches.

Who is BASTARD OF THE MONTH AUGUST, by the way? Whoreson?

You do know that being anointed BotM is like the biggest moron on the forum, yes?

Wear that shit like an ankle bracelet.

Haw Haw

 

[Master]

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast, Bastard Factory is always trying new ways to create a fun environment for you, it’s valued members and TwaP.

By this weekend, we should have a chat box thread here where members can talk to others similar to the old school yahoo mic chats. It’s a third party program but it should work here. Pretty much killing off the idea of a discord, we want you guys here.

When it happens, it should be a sticky and then we can throw out that fucking shit box on the main page that’s what, 30 years old? You will still be able to type in messages and can always use the text to voice function. There is a Trump voice option.

Also, BF will have a YouTube channel-
Bastard Factory Drama Fuel, hosted by yours truly, covering topics about trending pop culture and this forum, the only forum left of this community.

And for the thirsty ladies, I will be shirtless.

All this and hopefully an old school flame match with some of the goats of the game.

Bastard Factory-

We’re better then you. Seethe

So exactly the same old shit you couldn't even make work on your own site?

When are yo going to deliver anything. I mean literally anything?

Um…no yuo?

You complain like a fucking woman.

 

[Blandscape]

As the innovator of this communities first and best weekly podcast, Bastard Factory is always trying new ways to create a fun environment for you, it’s valued members and TwaP.

By this weekend, we should have a chat box thread here where members can talk to others similar to the old school yahoo mic chats. It’s a third party program but it should work here. Pretty much killing off the idea of a discord, we want you guys here.

When it happens, it should be a sticky and then we can throw out that fucking shit box on the main page that’s what, 30 years old? You will still be able to type in messages and can always use the text to voice function. There is a Trump voice option.

Also, BF will have a YouTube channel-
Bastard Factory Drama Fuel, hosted by yours truly, covering topics about trending pop culture and this forum, the only forum left of this community.

And for the thirsty ladies, I will be shirtless.

All this and hopefully an old school flame match with some of the goats of the game.

Bastard Factory-

We’re better then you. Seethe

So exactly the same old shit you couldn't even make work on your own site?

When are yo going to deliver anything. I mean literally anything?

Um…no yuo?

You complain like a fucking woman.

It's not dat I am complaining sir, just taking and making notes on your account!