What Is A Squeeze Toy (Intro Redux, NSFW)

[skinofevil]

Holy fucking yap too much Batman

what you doing stinkster hanging around bra

You are *twirls his finger* Koo-Koo Bananas! Strange and deranged! Your information-train is jammed, man!

 

[Heisenberg]

My ladyfriend tries to crush my skull like that. She hasn't succeeded so far, but may have caused a little brain damage.

That just means she likes you. Next time she does that, arrange it so you're in a position to give her kitty a lickin' while she's squishin' yer dome. She'll cum buckets all over ya face, then she's your'n fer life. (As an aside, that's why I let 'em crush my ribcage, not my skull. No kitty lickin', which would be a temptation too temptatin' for me to pass up.)

That's what I was implying.

 

[skinofevil]

I'll be honest, I expected more people to freak out over this thread. Not necessarily the womenfolk -- not like I thought they'd come swarming in here cumming their panties off over the notion of crushing a dude to death between their thighs, lol.

But I expected a d00d or two to be like "wat n000000 you can't let them d00000 that!"

I'm legit surprised that didn't happen, TEE BEE HAICH. O_O

 

[THROB]

Dafuq is all this

 

[skinofevil]

Da fuq is exactly what this is! It's... DA FUQ!

 

[X]

This thread gave me ASIDSEEEE is so fucking ghay

 

[skinofevil]

ASIDSEEEEE? Like... indigestion? Acid RE-FUCKS? What's geh? Are you geh? Maybe that's why you got TEH ACID RE-FUCKS? Because that's what happens when you're geh?

 

[X]

Ghays also make ghay threads like this one :rightON:

 

[skinofevil]

This thread is not geh. Thou art geh. As explained heretofore, forthwith, forsooth and verily.

 

[X]

Ghey people sure talk funny ...

 

[skinofevil]

You apparently know quite a lot about teh gehz. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[X]

So, you admit I'm right ?

 

[skinofevil]

So, you admit I'm right ?

I do not doubt your long, hard, thick and veiny won expertise on how to be geh. Clearly, you are an exemplar and an upstanding member of the geh communiteh.

Your familiarity with kink that takes place between men and women, however, is clearly suspect.

 

[X]

Just admit it ... the only thing missing is a penis hanging out yer mouf ...all that 'splainin plunges you deeper into the ghey pool ... remember, always wipe your lips before before talking to us breeders .

 

[skinofevil]

Look at my av. One broad. One dude. Now, you may have some trouble with basic math, but your wrongness is so profound that it can only extend to you bein' geh.

 

[X]

lol



You're so ghey

 

[skinofevil]

You're so geh you know the alphabet from geh to zed. So geh you were a founding member of the geh-Team and were best pals with B. geh Baracus. So geh that I can't think of any more ways to describe just how apocalyptically geh you are.

 

[X]

you put penises's in that foul mouth ?? for shame

 

[skinofevil]

you put penises's in that foul mouth ?? for shame

Not in a million years, bub. But it's interesting that you revere teh peenus.

 

[X]

Bub ??

...you Wolverine now ??
Ha ha explains a lot (:

No ghey you say

 

[X]

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[skinofevil]

Calm down, you're on the verge of a geh-splosion. Bub.

 

[X]

Few of those in yer mug eh ??

 

[Heisenberg]

Idle gay banter........

 

[skinofevil]

Indeed, but we must be tolerant of X and his geh-ness.

 

[skinofevil]

Wait...

the only thing missing is a penis hanging out yer mouf

...why would teh peenus be hanging out teh mouf?

I admit I'm not as familiar with all the complexities of being geh... but if teh peenus is hanging out teh mouf...

Yer not just geh, yer a mutant. YER A GEH MUTANT, AREN'T YEW.

 

[X]

lol

fahggoT (:

 

[skinofevil]

Silawwwnnnce, mewtunt fahggooooot?! :Wow3:

 

[X]

 

[skinofevil]

Quit blowin' yer SCHNAUWZ at me, mewtunt fahggooooooooot?!