Who are the WORST Posters of all time?

[Master]

Now, we gotta take out the word “Flamer” on account of theres a lot of misinformation as to what flaming is by those of us who are actual flamers and the rabble here who has no clue the definitions meaning.

First on the list;

Dog Fucker. A BH staple who’s big flame was saying “I will find you and kill you”
Somebody once made a cartoon of Dog Fucker fucking Flynn and the guy never left that thread for the duration of his stay at BH.

Breakfall. Read above. Anybody who can’t wordsmith and has to do the whole “I’ll kill you” trope for attention is a no skilled, non entity.

Dovid. Yes, Summer of Poofer, blah, blah,blah, but Dovid was a nut job way before that ever happened. Did I push her unhingedness to the forefront? Perhaps, but her brain was leaking fluids way before moi.

Looney. Nobody has done more with less then good ol Looney. When F4$ was a ghost town, they made Looney CREW by default only because nobody else was on the forum. He was replying to himself. When it came out he was bathroom security at a retirement home and wasn’t paid cash but room and board, he suddenly took a hiatus from the community. He wears a cool looking hat at work, tho.

Twap. So much has been said of TwaPs complete lack of talent he has a right to be on the short list of “Icon of message board failure”. He would be in a match, get flamed, then post up a picture of a honey baked ham or something. Not to mention the laundry list of boards he crushed from his stupidity.

More to add soon.

Actually, I have been toying with the idea of incorporating gifs into the usernames of those of us who are GOATS, Regs, and legendary Shitposters like the ones mentioned above.

I think, for new members, it gives a good insight who to read and who is garbage.

A pice of shit gif for those on this list?

 

[Master]

How could I forget

Benzo. Arguably the greatest shitposter of all time. Has done nothing but swipe others material and recently got chin checked for stealing a pro wrestling managers catchphrase. Benzo has been laughed off every forum he’s been a part of.

I think the worst gif has to have something to do with shit, and Benzo.

 

[Dove]

Just for clarity, not that anyone takes Poofer seriously or takes his opinions seriously

I was never a poster at BH. Was never a "flamer" or part of this cyber club.

Even though these posts are just yet another round of Poofer blathering about people he doesnt like....and making up some way to do this without just devoting another OP to specifically trash me and Big....he has created this "let me rate posters from a board that's been down for years" post so he can slam me and Big without getting called obsessive.

Just work it into some dumb post rating posters that have been offline for years and that no one even knows or cares about.

I wasnt BH, wasnt a flamer, am not and was not part of that group.....so I dont belong on any of these "rate old flamer" lists.

Just for clarity ;)

 

[X]

TBH KM, you're pretty Vanilla
your shtick is whining about other members .
no umphfff .
flat tire
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Master]

TBH KM, you're pretty Vanilla
your shtick is whining about other members .
no umphfff .
flat tire
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Well, I think we need to move into a more, shall I say, “content driven” format moving forward.

As that guy leading the charge and the biggest influencer within this community, I’m just doing my part in letting members, old and new, in taking a new approach in the value of you, the BF member.

See, we have to honor those of us who do indeed have value. While the ppl on this list have very little, it’s refreshing, like a sprig of mint, that we have somebody, such as yours truly, doing all the work for you so you don’t have to and creating excellent content at the same time.

I cannot wait until those on this list will be saddled with the BenzoShit gif

 

[Levon]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

 

[The Countess]

I wasn’t BH. I was TDT til retarded ass Nele inducted Sera Man Thing. I just couldn’t get with that monstrosity

 

[Master]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

You should have been there one day at Turd Fail when TwaP and Ladr were reminiscing like two old men sharing a piece of licorice

 

[Master]

I wasn’t BH. I was TDT til retarded ass Nele inducted Sera Man Thing. I just couldn’t get with that monstrosity

Most of the ppl on that list aren’t BH.

What ever happened to Tardafina?

 

[The Countess]

I wasn’t BH. I was TDT til retarded ass Nele inducted Sera Man Thing. I just couldn’t get with that monstrosity

Most of the ppl on that list aren’t BH.

What ever happened to Tardafina?

No idea. I’ll never forget how she posted an address claiming it was mine. I got her ass banned on both forums and it wasn’t even my name or address. She was a total tard.

 

[Master]

New addition to the Worst database

Ladr. Ladr is dead, so he’s being put on this list in memorandum.

Ladr did have a hand in the infamous 70k page deletion at FC, and the database wipe at BH that exposed BH at using bots. While those are historical, his writing wasn’t.

Ladr during his Ladr years, had numerous strokes, and once had a stroke while in the BH shout box.

Ladrs one daughter, the fat one, took care of him and carved pencils to perfectly fit up his nostril so he can peck away replies.

Ladr also once went missing during the final days only to be found locked in a full access bathroom at a grocery store. Story goes he fell asleep and slept for a day and a half while ppl just thought the bathroom was occupied.

 

[Master]

I wasn’t BH. I was TDT til retarded ass Nele inducted Sera Man Thing. I just couldn’t get with that monstrosity

Most of the ppl on that list aren’t BH.

What ever happened to Tardafina?

No idea. I’ll never forget how she posted an address claiming it was mine. I got her ass banned on both forums and it wasn’t even my name or address. She was a total tard.

She tried pulling that shit on me with that old pic Pickles said was me.

Posted up some poor guys address at BH from Palos Hills even with all my PI in the asscave. EB was like “Kevin, I’m going to release your PI once and for all”

The guy in that pic was some shelp from some band only Pickles listened to.

 

[deport_liberals]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

 

[Master]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

 

[UncleDiLF]

New addition to the Worst database

Ladr. Ladr is dead, so he’s being put on this list in memorandum.

Ladr did have a hand in the infamous 70k page deletion at FC, and the database wipe at BH that exposed BH at using bots. While those are historical, his writing wasn’t.

Ladr during his Ladr years, had numerous strokes, and once had a stroke while in the BH shout box.

Ladrs one daughter, the fat one, took care of him and carved pencils to perfectly fit up his nostril so he can peck away replies.

Ladr also once went missing during the final days only to be found locked in a full access bathroom at a grocery store. Story goes he fell asleep and slept for a day and a half while ppl just thought the bathroom was occupied.

Who are you, you downjuiced whoreson??? CUCK OFF!!!

 

[deport_liberals]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Well, he's always kept kosher at least.

 

[Omnipotent]

Worst posters...

Jiggy McFly, Blandscape and a couple here I won't name because I don't like poking wounded rodents and they possibly have brain damage for real.

 

[The Countess]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Hell, I knew what EB was doing. That shit was funny asf

 

[deport_liberals]

Worst posters...

Jiggy McFly, Blandscape and a couple here I won't name because I don't like poking wounded rodents and they possibly have brain damage for real.

Rec for blandscape.

I would add in seamajor.

 

[Master]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Hell, I knew what EB was doing. That shit was funny asf

EB was at BH saying on open forum he was gonna destroy that dump from the inside out.

TwaP was still in denial.

Good judge of character? Yeah right…

 

[deport_liberals]

Was it in one of the podcasts where you called twap the grim reaper of forums?

That was a good one...

 

[Master]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Well, he's always kept kosher at least.

Nah, bro.

TwaP is the biggest muttonhead this community has seen.

Under his watch;

Somebody won a flame match with a shit emoji
Sites that wernt infested with the idiot had longer shelf lifes
He’s the guy who named Murdys board a “mosh pit” because, you know, back in the webTV days mosh pits were a thing, now, not so much

He admitted to fingering a mannequin on open forum
He was obsessed with AW when it was nubile AW to the point of creeper status
He’s fucked up how many flame matches and played favorites

He’s an idiot. This world will be better off once the guys spirit goes 404

 

[realgrimm]

Best Posters. ? Or Best flamer? your little world of flame hardly qualifies as posting skill.. sure 1 in 100 posts show a bit of creative thought . But real posting includes more then basic verbal assaults walls

 

[Master]

Best Posters. ? Or Best flamer? your little world of flame hardly qualifies as posting skill.. sure 1 in 100 posts show a bit of creative thought . But real posting includes more then basic verbal assaults walls

This thread is the worst posters.

Anybody who offers nothing but common filler is nothing but filler themselves.
Not that they don’t have value, they do. Forums need idiots who average 10k posts a year of useless material to make a forum look busy.

But quality posters? Those are hard to come by.

Take my gay friend Aryan. He’s nothing but a speed bump who got crane kicked by yours truly with one post.

Did he try an top that post? No. He couldn’t because he doesn’t have the talent to.

What did he do? Spammed multiple threads looking like a chump.

Who won? I did, because I drop kicked the guy then launched his head thru his hairy legged uprights in one swift, almost catlike move.

Who else won? BF, cuz he was so butthurt he had to go on a raging PMS session to compensate his utter lack of confrontational skills when pressed and made the place look busy.

I think I what, choked out around 40 posts out the guy before his eyes started rolling back in his head? That’s, again, skill.

 

[Omnipotent]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Well, he's always kept kosher at least.

Nah, bro.

TwaP is the biggest muttonhead this community has seen.

Under his watch;

Somebody won a flame match with a shit emoji
Sites that wernt infested with the idiot had longer shelf lifes
He’s the guy who named Murdys board a “mosh pit” because, you know, back in the webTV days mosh pits were a thing, now, not so much

He admitted to fingering a mannequin on open forum
He was obsessed with AW when it was nubile AW to the point of creeper status
He’s fucked up how many flame matches and played favorites

He’s an idiot. This world will be better off once the guys spirit goes 404

If we entered competitions and didn't win them it was marked a loss... so one person got the win and 8 other people would get a loss. That alone discouraged people signing up for a comp.

 

[Master]

I've always gotten along decently with TWAP, the old coot, except for one time he stabbed me in the back and one time I kicked his wheelchair out from under him.

He was an excellent judge of character. Still see him from time to time at the Lair.

No he wasn’t.

He invited EB into the oootikkooof shit knowing damn well what EB was about, the clout chasing cripple.

Well, he's always kept kosher at least.

Nah, bro.

TwaP is the biggest muttonhead this community has seen.

Under his watch;

Somebody won a flame match with a shit emoji
Sites that wernt infested with the idiot had longer shelf lifes
He’s the guy who named Murdys board a “mosh pit” because, you know, back in the webTV days mosh pits were a thing, now, not so much

He admitted to fingering a mannequin on open forum
He was obsessed with AW when it was nubile AW to the point of creeper status
He’s fucked up how many flame matches and played favorites

He’s an idiot. This world will be better off once the guys spirit goes 404

If we entered competitions and didn't win them it was marked a loss... so one person got the win and 8 other people would get a loss. That alone discourage people signing up for a comp.

I had a perfect record at FC and was forced into a comp I told everyone I didn’t have the time to compete in that TOE stole the show in and had it count against me.

So the longest winning streak in the sites history was sacked because;

A. TwaP was a moron
B. I had RL shit to do
C. TwaP was a moron

And he sure as shit hated the fact I was that sites most decorated champ. The day after I won the first title the guys lining up a match with Buzzsaw. Fucking Buzzsaw. I had to DM Buzz over at F4$ and tell him “bruh, I just had my second match ever and there’s no way in hell I can have a match with you lemme get a few more matches in and make it epic” and he was beyond cool with it.

If your really here TwaP, fuck you. I hope your body has already started decomposing while your alive, you walk down an isle at a store shopping and you leave kidneys, femurs, and intestines lying on the ground that other ppl step on and push their carts over.

 

[Adam Hitler]

New addition to the Worst database

Ladr. Ladr is dead, so he’s being put on this list in memorandum.

Ladr did have a hand in the infamous 70k page deletion at FC, and the database wipe at BH that exposed BH at using bots. While those are historical, his writing wasn’t.

Ladr during his Ladr years, had numerous strokes, and once had a stroke while in the BH shout box.

Ladrs one daughter, the fat one, took care of him and carved pencils to perfectly fit up his nostril so he can peck away replies.

Ladr also once went missing during the final days only to be found locked in a full access bathroom at a grocery store. Story goes he fell asleep and slept for a day and a half while ppl just thought the bathroom was occupied.

Who are you, you downjuiced whoreson??? CUCK OFF!!!

This guy Lolz, he's sprouted several moar chins though since this pic was taken;

 

[Adam Hitler]

Best Posters. ? Or Best flamer? your little world of flame hardly qualifies as posting skill.. sure 1 in 100 posts show a bit of creative thought . But real posting includes more then basic verbal assaults walls

This thread is the worst posters.

Anybody who offers nothing but common filler is nothing but filler themselves.
Not that they don’t have value, they do. Forums need idiots who average 10k posts a year of useless material to make a forum look busy.

But quality posters? Those are hard to come by.

Take my gay friend Aryan. He’s nothing but a speed bump who got crane kicked by yours truly with one post.

Did he try an top that post? No. He couldn’t because he doesn’t have the talent to.

What did he do? Spammed multiple threads looking like a chump.

Who won? I did, because I drop kicked the guy then launched his head thru his hairy legged uprights in one swift, almost catlike move.

Who else won? BF, cuz he was so butthurt he had to go on a raging PMS session to compensate his utter lack of confrontational skills when pressed and made the place look busy.

I think I what, choked out around 40 posts out the guy before his eyes started rolling back in his head? That’s, again, skill.

Does delusion and mental illness run in your family or are you the only one?

This isn't Brawl Hall, or Flame Truth or Third Rail or wherever the fuck relics like you come from and your TLDR text walls are not appreciated or welcome on here.

Why you ask? Because they're boring. You, my flabby faced friend are BORING.

On here, we keep interactions short and sweet, with humourous gifs and chops exchanged during e-feuds, to enhance the fun element of this whole charade.

Take your try-hard, outdated crap back to 2006, you tragic no lifer, because all you repeatedly do on here is make yourelf look like a complete and utter laughingstock.


Which reminds me... I need to ask @Blazor or @RAVEN to shop your bloated mug with a "BF Laughingstock" award LOL.

 

[Admin.]

Best Posters. ? Or Best flamer? your little world of flame hardly qualifies as posting skill.. sure 1 in 100 posts show a bit of creative thought . But real posting includes more then basic verbal assaults walls

This thread is the worst posters.

Anybody who offers nothing but common filler is nothing but filler themselves.
Not that they don’t have value, they do. Forums need idiots who average 10k posts a year of useless material to make a forum look busy.

But quality posters? Those are hard to come by.

Take my gay friend Aryan. He’s nothing but a speed bump who got crane kicked by yours truly with one post.

Did he try an top that post? No. He couldn’t because he doesn’t have the talent to.

What did he do? Spammed multiple threads looking like a chump.

Who won? I did, because I drop kicked the guy then launched his head thru his hairy legged uprights in one swift, almost catlike move.

Who else won? BF, cuz he was so butthurt he had to go on a raging PMS session to compensate his utter lack of confrontational skills when pressed and made the place look busy.

I think I what, choked out around 40 posts out the guy before his eyes started rolling back in his head? That’s, again, skill.

Does delusion and mental illness run in your family or are you the only one?

This isn't Brawl Hall, or Flame Truth or Third Rail or wherever the fuck relics like you come from and your TLDR text walls are not appreciated or welcome on here.

Why you ask? Because they're boring. You, my flabby faced friend are BORING.

On here, we keep interactions short and sweet, with humourous gifs and chops exchanged during e-feuds, to enhance the fun element of this whole charade.

Take your try-hard, outdated crap back to 2006, you tragic no lifer, because all you repeatedly do on here is make yourelf look like a complete and utter laughingstock.


Which reminds me... I need to ask @Blazor or @RAVEN to shop your bloated mug with a "BF Laughingstock" award LOL.

Why are you hating on Duh'v?

 

[Dove]

Best Posters. ? Or Best flamer? your little world of flame hardly qualifies as posting skill.. sure 1 in 100 posts show a bit of creative thought . But real posting includes more then basic verbal assaults walls

This thread is the worst posters.

Anybody who offers nothing but common filler is nothing but filler themselves.
Not that they don’t have value, they do. Forums need idiots who average 10k posts a year of useless material to make a forum look busy.

But quality posters? Those are hard to come by.

Take my gay friend Aryan. He’s nothing but a speed bump who got crane kicked by yours truly with one post.

Did he try an top that post? No. He couldn’t because he doesn’t have the talent to.

What did he do? Spammed multiple threads looking like a chump.

Who won? I did, because I drop kicked the guy then launched his head thru his hairy legged uprights in one swift, almost catlike move.

Who else won? BF, cuz he was so butthurt he had to go on a raging PMS session to compensate his utter lack of confrontational skills when pressed and made the place look busy.

I think I what, choked out around 40 posts out the guy before his eyes started rolling back in his head? That’s, again, skill.

Does delusion and mental illness run in your family or are you the only one?

This isn't Brawl Hall, or Flame Truth or Third Rail or wherever the fuck relics like you come from and your TLDR text walls are not appreciated or welcome on here.

Why you ask? Because they're boring. You, my flabby faced friend are BORING.

On here, we keep interactions short and sweet, with humourous gifs and chops exchanged during e-feuds, to enhance the fun element of this whole charade.

Take your try-hard, outdated crap back to 2006, you tragic no lifer, because all you repeatedly do on here is make yourelf look like a complete and utter laughingstock.


Which reminds me... I need to ask @Blazor or @RAVEN to shop your bloated mug with a "BF Laughingstock" award LOL.

Why are you hating on Duh'v?

MY text walls are welcome here.