Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[The Cuntess]

The tale of Piggy and Bluppo

 

[Frood]

Did you read the FT wiki he made? Comedy GOLD. The one about EB left me crying for weeks

He was a shitpostrer with no clue.

 

[Seamajor]

The tale of Piggy and Bluppo

Anything like Tractor ass and the hermaphrodite?

 

[Seamajor]

He was a shitpostrer with no clue.

You didn’t answer. weren’t you a gal back then?

 

[Cookie Monster]

2001 or 2002 for me. I'd have to ask Bulldogeatingcustard about when I met his neighbour SIn and shortly after he got screwed by R1 financially for a thing Sin was doing for free but R1 kept suggesting he'd get a kickback for anyway.... until R1 attacked him for the free work over some issue, to which Sim said (paraphrased) "I never wanted any money for it. I enjoyed it. It's a hobby. Suck a dick"...

Sin let me into backdoors he had left, after he got punted and I spent numerous months printing out reg/secret penis room convos and writing certain unique phrases/words publicly, which sowed the greatest secret bat cave/penis room meltdown ever.

Stuff like..."dammit motherfuckers, there's a leak!!!#@!$+!#!"

I loved it and I loved exposing how the flames for cash runs were always fixed.

I didn't know that, I did know there was division over Tuff with some wanting him booted because he couldn't flame and thought his coding was shit. There was also periodic rewiring's manifest in Social Strychnine. Also the regular turfing of mods who went crying to BH.

Ruthless was trying to use me as a "bait and switch", telling newbs to fight me cos I am easy then they get slaughtered. I didn't mind, its on them to access their opponents and being under estimated is my advantage. I knew Ruthless 1 was gaming a bit I was 3-0 against him in matches. BH problem was gang culture where they were bigging up total shit like Neo-monk, that kind of BS puts people of big time.

Dra1n regularly commented and PV said similar that what is the point of it if some mark gets hammered and wont acknowledge it? Another way of not recognising talent, this scares of the talent.

 

[Seamajor]

I was playing in the late 80's.

My dad had some of the first 186-286 laptops available and with infinite dial up due to his work. He'd leave me to play and play I did in edu....

Didnt you claim your daddy was an acquaintance of the mango moron? Probably another lie

 

[Martini]

The problem here is I was on most boards bar BH, wereas most BH posters were corralled their by Hill as a safe space. Which makes sense seeing most are team players to hide their lack of talent. This was detrimental to those who did have talent who were not smart enough to escape this trap.

I was frequently on Flamechamps TTR, wireCutters,F4$ etc. The fact you don't know me is a you problem.

The point of the matter is BH didn't have enough talent to suck in all the rest of the talent by playing the "here or nowhere" game. It just became a backwater for dodgy types.

You wernt at FC, you fucking punching bag.
You wernt at BH, you delusional retard.

You hid at the faglamers like a protected chump and was kicked around that dust vacuum sporadically by Weeps and Jiggy.

Here's the trooth about Gooner, er, Looney;

He never beat a name flamer.

He was the sole imbecile on a forum as dead as its owner who died from colon cancer.

He got his shit pushed back by Jiggy, who had a couple missing chromosomes, in a flame match.

He demanded cock pics from the male members of turd fail.

He was the lowest level tard at F4DICKS and thinks association with actual talent equalled himself without being nothing but a fucking spaz nobody thought was any good.

This idiot would have been on the level of Dog Fucker at BH.

 

[Cookie Monster]

You wernt at FC, you fucking punching bag.
You wernt at BH, you delusional retard.

You hid at the faglamers like a protected chump and was kicked around that dust vacuum sporadically by Weeps and Jiggy.

Here's the trooth about Gooner, er, Looney;

He never beat a name flamer.

He was the sole imbecile on a forum as dead as its owner who died from colon cancer.

He got his shit pushed back by Jiggy, who had a couple missing chromosomes, in a flame match.

He demanded cock pics from the male members of turd fail.

He was the lowest level tard at F4DICKS and thinks association with actual talent equalled himself without being nothing but a fucking spaz nobody thought was any good.

This idiot would have been on the level of Dog Fucker at BH.

Before i clicked the link wondering if you would post anything, relatable. Nah, you fell at the first hurdle.

"You wernt at FC". I was a mod there dunce.

"He got his shit pushed back by Jiggy", This was a troll.

"He demanded cock pics from the male members of turd fail." This was a troll with a thread about Vaginal girth, to see who would fall on the cock.


I'm still reeling them in years later. lol loser. I don't know if your trying to troll me or flip me out? Dude you are fucking failing here.

You are not funny and what the fuck is your strategy?

 

[Flynn]

Anyone getting owned by BEnzo is an automatic failure in my book.

Especially by that sissy BendZover.

EDIT: Anyone trolling that they got bitten by that wheelchair bound queen deserves everything they get.

 

[Admin.]

“It ain’t true.” Shareef Bastard Faqtory

 

[Master Pu]

Anyone getting owned by BEnzo is an automatic failure in my book.

Especially by that sissy BendZover.

EDIT: Anyone trolling that they got bitten by that wheelchair bound queen deserves everything they get.

 

[Martini]

I'm still reeling them in years later.

Sure, if you think "delusions that Gooney was somebody when in reality he wasnt" is your putrid angle, hammerhead.

Face facts, Gooney, you were, are, and always will be nothing more then the Brett Hart of internet punching bags. I could tip a garbage can upside down, spray paint "Gooneys Shrine of Futility" and you, aneurysm in waiting, would consider it a fucking honor.

On the internet super highway, you are nothing but a minor speed bump that's been run over so many times the streets been level for years.

Who the fuck are you trying to convince? Everyone knows you are a fucking clown whose illiterate, this is what a lobotomy does to the human brain drivel you spew is splattered all over this forum like drizzling shit in a taco bell bathroom. You don't get it- every time your worthless, talentless ass posts, you lose.

And plz, save me your fantasies about being mods and everything is always a troll, you weak cripple. You were a laughing stock of illiteracy back in the faglamer days and there's nothing current that changes that ridiculous, almost perfect to a fault description of your inept ass to this very day. The only thing interesting about you, moron, is that you live in a fucking halfway house with other low lifes like fucking human cattle. Or is that yet another "troll", you low hanging sympathy chump?

I superman punch tards like you around threads blindfolded, you ditch- tier reject.

 

[Frood]

Must be 2004 again...

 

[Martini]

Must be 2004 again...

In that walking colostomy bags squishy brain, it prolly still is.

Gooneys claim to lame was being the actual faggot at F4SACKS and giving real life rendezvous accounts so those fucking thimblebrains could build uncreative insults around his identity of decrepit poverty and unparalleled faggotry.

There isn't a single fucking post that fucking brain cell serial killer has ever written that anybody with a double digit IQ has said "that's good". Not once. That sewer sponges granite skull has put more dimples into brick walls then a hammer and a strong chisel.

Fuck him. He's useless. And deciphering his gimptionary esque drooling is better suited for somebody with special needs, which has surely been a decades old prerequisite to even attempt to break his code of slop.

 

[Frood]

He's also a doo-doo head and his mother wears combat ugg's.

 

[Martini]

I walk in puddles

 

[Frood]

I once killed a moose with an 8 Ball, busted pitchfork, and an unwashed jock strap.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@Bastard Factory

Hullo you walking tampon.

I have a question.

Is it true you gave everyone a white username that donated?

Is that what you're doing?

You're setting up these people as "mods," and then pulling the rug out from under them.

I hope you're having a good laugh.

Grow up.

Crying about name colors. You should know by now BF gets restless and changes shit up. Pffft you grow up.

 

[Flynn]

Crying about name colors. You should know by now BF gets restless and changes shit up. Pffft you grow up.

Fuck off you denture wearing crackhead. No one is even spitting in your direction.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Fuck off you denture wearing crackhead. No one is even spitting in your direction.

Awww lol is that supposed to hurt my feelings? My teeth look fantastic and will for the rest of my life. I don’t live in the past and I’m not ashamed of it either. Lame ass grade school insults. I expect better from you.

 

[Frood]

Toothless chicks give grouse gobbies... just saying.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Toothless chicks give grouse gobbies... just saying.

I still have 8 of my own teeth on the bottom. Getting implants in the next 2 years so yeah it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience. Tsk tsk making fun of prosthetics.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Also, the names aren’t white lmao. They’re some cream shade but cry harder, my beer needs a little salt.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Sure, if you think "delusions that Gooney was somebody when in reality he wasnt" is your putrid angle, hammerhead.

Face facts, Gooney, you were, are, and always will be nothing more then the Brett Hart of internet punching bags. I could tip a garbage can upside down, spray paint "Gooneys Shrine of Futility" and you, aneurysm in waiting, would consider it a fucking honor.

On the internet super highway, you are nothing but a minor speed bump that's been run over so many times the streets been level for years.

Who the fuck are you trying to convince? Everyone knows you are a fucking clown whose illiterate, this is what a lobotomy does to the human brain drivel you spew is splattered all over this forum like drizzling shit in a taco bell bathroom. You don't get it- every time your worthless, talentless ass posts, you lose.

And plz, save me your fantasies about being mods and everything is always a troll, you weak cripple. You were a laughing stock of illiteracy back in the faglamer days and there's nothing current that changes that ridiculous, almost perfect to a fault description of your inept ass to this very day. The only thing interesting about you, moron, is that you live in a fucking halfway house with other low lifes like fucking human cattle. Or is that yet another "troll", you low hanging sympathy chump?

I superman punch tards like you around threads blindfolded, you ditch- tier reject.

Yea, Ive got your strategy now Gomer its called being a team player.

Mongtardi: Gooney is nothing, a nobody.

The tEaM: yes looney is nothing!

Mongtardi: Who the fuck are you trying to convince?

tHe tEaM:Nobody believes gooney, he has no team!

Mongtardi: I owner Gooney!

tHe tEaM: Hurrrrrrrrrrrah!


All your posts are either wrong, example free or old news. you have no fan base here Slomo, your shtick is played out.

First 2 mongtardi posts were just taken from above quote, the last is reference to your last sentence. I could repeat that with all your posts. You are neither funny, accurate or getting any response you so desperately crave.

Its all you have..... NOTHING!
So sad you cant see this.:(

 

[Cookie Monster]

I walk in puddles

Let me know when your next dental visit is as I can save you a fortune, one haymaker and a couple of upper cuts to your underbite should do the trick.

 

[Flynn]

Awww lol is that supposed to hurt my feelings? My teeth look fantastic and will for the rest of my life. I don’t live in the past and I’m not ashamed of it either. Lame ass grade school insults. I expect better from you.

No, dummy, it was the truth. Anyone can plainly see that you have shitty tooth hygiene. Those fake teeth are as about as bad as jack, trying to say he isn't a perv who wasn't trolled 5 times in less than a month.

Bitch, if your drugged out ass wasn't living in the past, you wouldn't be out here.

You can expect better, you can expect to grow new teeth out of your ass, it doesn't mean it's going to happen. Now go play Grandmother to someone else.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, dummy, it was the truth. Anyone can plainly see that you have shitty tooth hygiene. Those fake teeth are as about as bad as jack, trying to say he isn't a perv who wasn't trolled 5 times in less than a month.

Bitch, if your drugged out ass wasn't living in the past, you wouldn't be out here.

You can expect better, you can expect to grow new teeth out of your ass, it doesn't mean it's going to happen. Now go play Grandmother to someone else.

And Jesus still loves you.

 

[Flynn]

And Jesus still loves you.

Eat a dick, homo.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Eat a dick, homo.

And I thought you cared.

 

[Flynn]

Jesus...watching Martini and Cock Muncher slap fight each other is embarrassing as fuck.

You two lame fucks couldn't flame your way out of admin's colon with a flame thrower, a pitchfork, and a map.