StirSupperSuthern v Frood the Fisted Discussion Thread!

[Master Pu]

First off, 4 weeks for three posts ain't gonna fly.
Second, nobody here is going to read a Novella. SSS's first post was almost a short story ffs
Third, SSS will forget about this match after his first entry post.
You heard it here first-

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

First off, 4 weeks for three posts ain't gonna fly.
Second, nobody here is going to read a Novella. SSS's first post was almost a short story ffs
Third, SSS will forget about this match after his first entry post.
You heard it here first-

Post of the week.

 

[Master Pu]

Post of the week.

Exactly!

Right now SSS is hitting the Meth pipe, will be up all night *ahem*writing his 'story flame' {can it get any gayer?}, maybe two pages,
and then have an epiphany that he could use that stack of pallets in his backyard and build a fence around his trailer. Then about ten o'clock his upscale neighbor will come out of his dbbl wide and yell at SSS to stop banging, a fight will ensue, SSS will get schooled, back to the meth pipe; what match?

As for Froon, the dude rarely posts three sentences together. It'll be a quick story.

4 weeks? Fucking A.

 

[X]

Two faggots mating

 

[mastersplither]

They both strike me as the type that would suck their own cocks and brag about it the following day

 

[Fredricka]

A whole month for 3 posts? Wtf?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This thread is already all about me and will stay that way throughout once the bombs start dropping...



SSS
- Put some of that Freudian horseshit to use here.

 

[Fredricka]

The great thing is that this has shut frood right up, come back fritney

 

[Frood]

The great thing is that this has shut frood right up, come back fritney

I'm sorry that my physiology requires sleep and doesn't possess the anatomy to hang upside down from a rafter while blocking out the sun with my non existent large labial wings, Flapcula.....

 

[Master Pu]

So, Froon might take a week for his first entrance post. Lets break down the process:

Maybe he'll be arsed at least to write a basic outline. A few cutting quips using his patented gobbly-gooc juvenile language.
Then Froodly will send it to his brother Sum C'unt who'll turn it into a scroll bomb.
There'll be some back and forth, consider this the editing process, and then the final result.
Post.

Triple S will by then forget where the sub is, even tho it's front and center on the top of the page, and proceed to bitch about not finding said sub in a shoutbox rant which will be more entertaining than the match itself most likely until Jack takes him by the hand and shows him where it is. SSS will once again thank Jack graciously for his time, and Jack will pat his head sayin, 'There There son, maybe sober up before you try to post in the match.'

Stir's pipe is named 'Motown'. It keeps belting out the hits. Just saying-

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m not laughing. I swear I’m not


(Sorry Freud)

 

[Seamajor]

I'm sorry that my physiology requires sleep and doesn't possess the anatomy to hang upside down from a rafter while blocking out the sun with my non existent large labial wings, Flapcula.....

Bet Frank keeps you nice and cozy

 

[The Cuntess]

Fuck off Pedro

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck off Pedro

is Pedro the uncircumcised 300 pounder you bang? Classy Tractor Ass

 

[Seamajor]

Remember?

 

[The Cuntess]

is Pedro the uncircumcised 300 pounder you bang? Classy Tractor Ass

Uncircumcised? You’d know all about that with your sick ass. Most third world children aren’t cut

 

[Seamajor]

Who cares youd bang anything. You really need to give Herman some. He adores out of control fat asses.

 

[Seamajor]

Uncircumcised? You’d know all about that with your sick ass. Most third world children aren’t cut

Actually I wouldn’t know Tractor Ass

 

[Seamajor]

Didn’t you post saying nothing uncut goes in your mouth?

 

[The Cuntess]

Actually I wouldn’t know Tractor Ass

Then quit speaking on it, you third world pervert

 

[Seamajor]

I live in Northern California. I’m not a ghetto dweller.

Then quit speaking on it, you third world pervert

 

[Seamajor]

How are your Fentanyl sales going? Bet you’re killing it in Compton

 

[Frood]

So, Froon might take a week for his first entrance post. Lets break down the process:

Maybe he'll be arsed at least to write a basic outline. A few cutting quips using his patented gobbly-gooc juvenile language.
Then Froodly will send it to his brother Sum C'unt who'll turn it into a scroll bomb.
There'll be some back and forth, consider this the editing process, and then the final result.
Post.

Triple S will by then forget where the sub is, even tho it's front and center on the top of the page, and proceed to bitch about not finding said sub in a shoutbox rant which will be more entertaining than the match itself most likely until Jack takes him by the hand and shows him where it is. SSS will once again thank Jack graciously for his time, and Jack will pat his head sayin, 'There There son, maybe sober up before you try to post in the match.'

Stir's pipe is named 'Motown'. It keeps belting out the hits. Just saying-

I had the idea and outline all stitched up in a couple of hours. Just have to fire up a desktop with a hard keyboard.... but now I'm going to make you wait for a week for your insolence.

 

[Seamajor]

I had the idea and outline all stitched up in a couple of hours. Just have to fire up a desktop with a hard keyboard.... but now I'm going to make you wait for a week for your insolence.

Make it next year DD. Who cares anyway

 

[Master Pu]

I had the idea and outline all stitched up in a couple of hours. Just have to fire up a desktop with a hard keyboard.... but now I'm going to make you wait for a week for your insolence.

I'm not the posters you have to please. Wait. Martini will be along soon and want in if one of you two hold out much longer. Suits me fine.

 

[Master Pu]

I’m not laughing. I swear I’m not


(Sorry Freud)

Imagine if Frood really spent a few hours on a scroll bomb and SSS doesn't show? Lulz

 

[Reggie_Essent]

As I recalls, this is how Flaming Matches always seemed to putter out.

 

[Frood]

As I recalls, this is how Flaming Matches always seemed to putter out.

You must have come in on the tail end of the scene... it was all but dead by 2008-2009 but very entertaining a decade earlier....

 

[Frood]

Imagine if Frood really spent a few hours on a scroll bomb and SSS doesn't show? Lulz

Imagine if you spent hours plucking your butt hairs with a garlic masher and your hubby Johnny Storm just cranked one out your fat face, then jetted off to the Blue Oyster without you....

 

[Fredricka]

Are they both too scared to do a first post, ? Is their psychotherapist having to egg them on,? I guess we'll have to wait till next ws session to kicknin6