Floriduh in the Covid thick of it again

[Biggie Smiles]

Whoa... these ankle biters are really bitter tonight

Think it's the 3 luxury cars?

Or is it the fact that they are just losers?

Why are you so angry that you're short?

Definitely not the same reasons you're angry for being dumb and fat

But you do admit that you are angry though. It's the first step.

about as much as you admit to being angry at your fatness

can you wipe your ass unassisted?

asking for a friend

You said and I quote: "Definitely not the same reasons..."

That means that THERE ARE REASONS.

Your words, not mine.

ooh, you're so scientific & fat & shit

*claps hands*

 

[Lily]

Whoa... these ankle biters are really bitter tonight

Think it's the 3 luxury cars?

Or is it the fact that they are just losers?

Why are you so angry that you're short?

Definitely not the same reasons you're angry for being dumb and fat

But you do admit that you are angry though. It's the first step.

about as much as you admit to being angry at your fatness

can you wipe your ass unassisted?

asking for a friend

Things you own, are just things. You may covet an Audi A7, good for you a beautiful car! But I don't give a rats ass.



Stubby is now on hold with the Suicide Hotline*

Do they have a special line for short men?

 

[Lily]

Whoa... these ankle biters are really bitter tonight

Think it's the 3 luxury cars?

Or is it the fact that they are just losers?

Why are you so angry that you're short?

Definitely not the same reasons you're angry for being dumb and fat

But you do admit that you are angry though. It's the first step.

about as much as you admit to being angry at your fatness

can you wipe your ass unassisted?

asking for a friend

You said and I quote: "Definitely not the same reasons..."

That means that THERE ARE REASONS.

Your words, not mine.

ooh, you're so scientific & fat & shit

*claps hands*

That's not science. That's ENGLISH, genius.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin, do you think you could trade in an Audi A7 for that sex change operation you always wanted?


assuming their was no lien on the car of course

 

[Admin.]

Whoa... these ankle biters are really bitter tonight

Think it's the 3 luxury cars?

Or is it the fact that they are just losers?

Why are you so angry that you're short?

Definitely not the same reasons you're angry for being dumb and fat

But you do admit that you are angry though. It's the first step.

about as much as you admit to being angry at your fatness

can you wipe your ass unassisted?

asking for a friend

Things you own, are just things. You may covet an Audi A7, good for you a beautiful car! But I don't give a rats ass.



Stubby is now on hold with the Suicide Hotline*

Do they have a special line for short men?

Yes, they call it the short line. </giggle.snort.burp.fart>

 

[Biggie Smiles]

genius.

Compliments will get you nowhere, fatso.

Try a dating site for plump people, maybe?

 

[Lily]

THe liberals are angry little cretins barking up and down at my ankles tonight

is biden still fucking up Afghanistan by the way?

Actually, you're following me around trying to get your rocks off on visuals of prepubescent vulvas and vaginas.

You're immobile. How could any follow you around?

You need to be in your vroom vroom golf cart to post?

 

[Lily]

genius.

Compliments will get you nowhere, fatso.

Try a dating site for plump people, maybe?

Don't worry about it.

 

[Admin.]

Admin, do you think you could trade in an Audi A7 for that sex change operation you always wanted?


assuming their was no lien on the car of course

Only a Very Sr. Has been, Bank VP could ask such a retarded question. Take your meds skippy!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THe liberals are angry little cretins barking up and down at my ankles tonight

is biden still fucking up Afghanistan by the way?

Actually, you're following me around trying to get your rocks off on visuals of prepubescent vulvas and vaginas.

You're immobile. How could any follow you around?

You need to be in your vroom vroom golf cart to post?

do you need to have the laptop hanging from the ceiling to post?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin, do you think you could trade in an Audi A7 for that sex change operation you always wanted?


assuming their was no lien on the car of course

Only a Very, Sr. Has been, Bank VP such a retarded question. Take your meds skippy!

you sound dejected and demoralized

VA denied your sex change operation request again?

Same excuse as last time? Joining the navy in itself completes the transition to womanhood?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Look how hard these two simple guppies are trying tho


My bait brings all the fish to the line

remember that tune?

 

[Lily]

THe liberals are angry little cretins barking up and down at my ankles tonight

is biden still fucking up Afghanistan by the way?

Actually, you're following me around trying to get your rocks off on visuals of prepubescent vulvas and vaginas.

You're immobile. How could any follow you around?

You need to be in your vroom vroom golf cart to post?

do you need to have the laptop hanging from the ceiling to post?

Look, I never said that I was taller than you. Relax.

 

[Admin.]

Admin, do you think you could trade in an Audi A7 for that sex change operation you always wanted?


assuming their was no lien on the car of course

Only a Very, Sr. Has been, Bank VP such a retarded question. Take your meds skippy!

you sound dejected and demoralized

VA denied your sex change operation request again?

Same excuse as last time? Joining the navy in itself completes the transition to womanhood?

cock, pennis, snot, blow job, ass and doo doo poo poo

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Lily]

Look how hard these two simple guppies are trying tho


My bait brings all the fish to the line

remember that tune?

translation: Uncle! Uncle! I said Uncle he wails.

lol

 

[Admin.]

Look how hard these two simple guppies are trying tho


My bait brings all the fish to the line

remember that tune?

and yet here you are hours later....I've gone for a walk, my guitar guru came over for a couple hours...and I also made dinner, and here you are sitting on your squatty low riding ass, calling people gay and fat. Your parents must be so proud!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Look how hard these two simple guppies are trying tho


My bait brings all the fish to the line

remember that tune?

translation: Uncle! Uncle! I said Uncle he wails.

lol

you said uncle.

Does he haunt your nightmares?

 

[Admin.]

Ga Ga Wa Wa!

 

[Lily]

Look how hard these two simple guppies are trying tho


My bait brings all the fish to the line

remember that tune?

translation: Uncle! Uncle! I said Uncle he wails.

lol

you said uncle.

Does he haunt your nightmares?

No one haunts me. Your lack of stature does seem to traumatize you though. Everyone caught on, even posters that just drop in every blue moon.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

 

[Lily]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

 

[Lily]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

 

[Lily]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

Even your memes are short.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

Even your memes are short.

 

[Lily]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

Even your memes are short.

Worse than I even imagined. Ewww

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

Even your memes are short.

Worse than I even imagined. Ewww

 

[Lily]

No one haunts me.

13 pages later

same 13 pages for you, "Biggie". You even freely chose a nic that addresses your shortcomings. lmfao

:facepalm:

I'm a big boy now!

Even your memes are short.

Worse than I even imagined. Ewww

Goodnight,