Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[Seamajor]

I will always maintain that smokers are nuts. Self control, will power, and self preservation are out of the question.

 

[Frood]

Junior burger: small ham/cheeseburger?

Wingnut: literally a nut with flanges that can tightened onto a bolt by hand. Figuratively it's someone on the fringe of a usually political spectrum.

Cockie: I dunno, mate.

Toss bag: from context I gather it's a pejorative term for a useless person.

Bludger: Um... see previous?

Pisser: I *think* something that's very funny?

Best I can do; appo polly gees.

Junior burger: a cute underage chick at a drive thru window

Wingnut: Asian person...ie eye shape

Cockie: cockatoo...ie older farmer

Tossbag: used condom. A person who is a wanker.

Bludger: lazy person. Somebody who slacks off or is on the dole.

Pisser: Something good, amusing, pleasing.

 

[Garraty_47]

I hate to see fag butts on the beach, it really boils my piss

In my car's trunk (I think that's a "boot" to you, luv) I keep an empty Altoids tin to hold any butts I generate whilst waiting around for someone etc.

As for smoking in the car or the house: nope.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I lost a bunch of chicklets or pieces of to not replacing my tongue barbell piercing stud with one smaller after the swelling from the piercing , left cracks in almost all my teeth.. add some time to the equation.. voila..

Yep, I crunched on my piercings too while eating certain foods. My dentist could tell I'd had a tongue piercing by my receding gumline on my bottom teeth and the structure of my teeth, because I didn't listen when I was told to not play with the jewelry. Over the past year I found out my family was seeing a dentist that took cheap cash payments for under the table work. I thought it was normal to refuse novacaine for a filling!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Maybe I do, but I don't slither around whole logged in, calling it "living in the past." I might be out here more than you, but that doesn't mean you aren't out here either upchucking moronic, and lame brained responses.

The fucking point wasn't whether everyone was born with perfect teeth. It's fairly apparent that you liked drugs over toothpaste. Just everything about you screams addict. Don't blame your crappy genetics on your poor dental hygiene you fucking pig. ***And for those at home thinking I'm blasting on the crackhead's weight, I'm not. A pig can also be described as an unkempt and filthy creature as well.***

You're quite stupid. You asked if I was looking for attention, yet it was you that stuck your toothless beak into my thread and replied to me. Now, if your idiotic comment is any indication of your overall mental power, then your brain cells must equal the number of real teeth you still have left in that empty head of yours.

Nah, the point is you don't know me enough to open up your stupid dick sucking mouth about anything regarding me. I went in lighthearted and joking and you come back all dick in the dirt like you have something to prove, over a goddamn messageboard. Let me fckn school you on who I am and who I am not so you don't come up my alley for attention you really don't want. I went through being humiliated so often in my early days of being unapologetically me on the internet that there isn't shit you or anyone else can embarrass me with. I know who I am compared to who I was and baby, I'm not a crackhead. Do I have addiction issues and insomnia, fck yeah. I have my mmj card and I drink and occasionally eat some shrooms. I don't party hard because I happen to enjoy having my family around me and I have a non epileptic seizure disorder I've been dealing with since Poltergiest came out in 1984. The majority of you fucks on here are as fake as the content creators on FB and TikTok. Can't show your real self because you're fckn fragile little snowflakes that don't have a real life. I come back because I have friends here and because I have spare time, what's your point?

 

[Fredricka]

More class. Am I supposed to believe you? Sounds like you’re a hooked on the habit

How does it sound like that when I already said I only smoke on special occasions? That's a few times a YEAR. Bleddy loon

 

[Fredricka]

In my car's trunk (I think that's a "boot" to you, luv) I keep an empty Altoids tin to hold any butts I generate whilst waiting around for someone etc.

As for smoking in the car or the house: nope.

I have one of those tiny travel ashtrays on a key chain, never leave a trace