Honor Games: 1st Milestone 1 V 1 Official Match Thread (Results Are In!!!!)

[Flynn]

Ladies and germs, it's TIME!!!!!

LET THE HONOR GAMES BEGIN!

1st Milestone: The Regulators Vs The Alphas

Rules: Each team must be represented by one member and a one post requirement is needed to make the match valid. In the event one team or both teams fail to send someone, a punishment will be doled out.

Only members of each alliance are permitted to post here. The first post from each faction will be interpretated as that factions representative. No other posts will be allowed by other alliance members or from the general public. Run ins will be removed, repeated offenses may be subject to Assboxing for the duration of The Honor Games.

This event will conclude on Friday May 19th @ 12:01 am.


This is The Regulators VS The Alphas Official match thread.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'll kick things [OMEGGAS] off to start the competition for this site's Regs...


SSS
-

 

[Flynn]

SSS represents The Regulators.

 

[Flynn]

Master Pu is representing The Alphas.

 

[Master Pu]

SSS drinks Blueberry Soda!

Oooompa Looompa..

The Alpha's ain't drinkin' that.
The Fuhrer would laugh in his grave if any one of us drank Blueberry flavored anything:

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you call me Master Boo, Flynn? I'm not yours, I'm SSS's!

Rejected.

So much for all the unconventional Asian porn you were too slow to save, goink. That folder of yours just got short-dicked, like you and your peoples are genuinely cursed with. Gentlemen like myself sometimes keep pictures of passably white Asia women.

You won't be saving that gem because of her nipples, will you? Pink nipples across Japan couldn't possibly be uncommon enough for you.

Pink half-dollars over there oughta be everywhere thanks to all the brave white soldiers who came to visit and decided to stay. Every shitty race of people is always born with black hair: South America, Africa, and every goddamn country fulla sideways weaklings. That's where we did enormous favors (no pun intended) to all the girls there. We let all the middle-aged ladies age with whatever grace they could muster because their men were all dead and their girls were all young.

How well do the sideways men pan out in boxing, football, the UFC, and pornography? Fuck if I know, I've never seen any get a chance to try those because they all go into male ice skating, not hockey. Or in flaming for that matter. Has one other member here even try to LARP as a slanted? Heeeeell no, why bother? They know that those races don't have any peepoles capable of pulling off a David v Golliath upset, no Eli Manning causing Tom Brady to cry twice, no Zinedine Zidane’s to headbutt some expendable minority in the World fucking Cup.

You ain't worth the posting space on this site or the rest of the internet that Chinese folks are shot for visiting. They only have the Chinese Communist Party.com to loyally peruse, all with startingly small dicks like their egos all should be. I haven't seen a male Asian in any porn so I doubt any would've needed more than pencil to face-fuck Flea like me...



SSS
- Funkier than Ole Dirty Bastard.

 

[Master Pu]

WTF? I'm not Asian so how would you expect me to respond? You thought maybe you were at BlueCashew? I heard Flea dropped that place btw since you mentioned her too.
Are you sucking on the Meth pipe again?
If anyone wants to understand Autism better just read the above, SSS bounces around hitting several points and making sense not on a single one.
Bro, what's with the booby shot anyway? Posting nude women doesn't make you any less of a Fagulator.
Blueberry soda, on the other hand, makes you fit right in. You sure you're from Texas? Tell the truth, brah, ever since the Bud Light controversy began it's been easier on your occupation standing outside road stop men's rooms huh? Just you, a Bud Light Big Daddy, and a cheap deck chair, along with that snaggletoothed grin of yours. SSS takes on all comers. Including Asians. Chinks have cash.
Let's finish this-

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You'll have to start first.

From what I can almost tell, you haphazardly wrote some dumb shit about me bouncing around from one legitimate, certifiable point about your dumbass to another. What the fuck did you do, my new little boo?

You rudely bounced around the reading audience here, that's what! First, you just sorta bumbled when addressing me, then changed gears and fumbled in an ignorant effort to talk to all the scrolling readers, then finally crumbled by trying to write my way again, and sadly because of my expected stay in this match I had to keep reading. Damn man.

You would've maybe come off a little better had you not done this to yourself:

"Are you sucking on the Meth pipe again?
If anyone wants to understand Autism better just read the above."

Dude. Stop making excuses for yourself while publicly begging for your flogging to end. It just ain't gonna happen until readers remove you from the Ignore list on the 19th...



SSS
- The empathy is this match is already understandably strong.

 

[Master Pu]

Where's the flog? Boo??
Like Boo Boo Bear?
The smart bear I might add.
And why is reading for you so hard? You a dyslexic along with being a drug addled autistic?
Listen, man, any credibility you had went out the door when you measured your dick with a blueberry soda bottle. You drink blueberry coffee in the morning too? With blueberry scones?? Fanook as it gets. The Fagulator color scheme works well with you.
And don't worry about me changing gears, I do that. I understand it fucks up your attention span, but work on it. Focus brah. I can do many things well, but you can be satisfied with just one thing. Which is:
Bud Light Big Daddy
Toilet bowl brush
False Teeth
Truck driver named Slim
Be happy in your work-

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

zeropoint, ram that old-school cell phone back up your ass, you cherryless bottom bitch. That's not to say that you're at the top of your jailhouse pimp's pecking order to ask for coffee and ramen noodles though...



SSS
- The ENTER button must not exist on those old things.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Don't do drugs, send them to me...



SSS
- Remove your names from the Rx bottles first please.

 

[Master Pu]

@Flynn Alright im done.
@SirSuperSouthern Good job. You did the totally off the wall unexpected, as usual, and fucked me up where I had almost nothing to work with.
A commendable effort and I consider this 'match' honorable.
peace-

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The Regulators needed to make another drug run because one of us did them all. We don’t know who it was or care because we needed more. Lots lots more.

We all ponied up our combined small fortune and began our trek across No Mans Land, because it had no men in it. Just a small short clown car stuffed fulla [FAGGOTS] who hunted assholes, which we all are and naturally have, unlike the ones they have in disgusting places including their mouths.

The [FAGGOTS] are smart enough to park atop a broken bridge, like the ones in Fallout 4, and Idiocracy. We all knew the drill: “Don’t… fucking… fart.” They hear buttholes loudly flapping when flatulating and smell genuine shit, unlike their recognizable Silent But Lubys.

We were well on our way with Murdy giving me a ponyback ride because I wasn’t feeling well enough to trudge through the sand. Their unaffiliated scout, Havock, heard her stupid griping which none of us ever listen to because we always tune that shit out.

​

"Guuuuuurlz!!! Fresh holes nearing!!!
Havock shouted up at the clownz.

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The chase was on…


SSS
- I puked on Murdy’s head.

 

[Flynn]

The contest has ended!

This thread is now open for discussion and voting. The poll will close in 3 days.

Good luck!

 

[Flynn]

Thanks go out to @Master Pu and @SirSuperSouthern for putting on a great show!

 

[Breakfall]

Thanks go out to @Master Pu and @SirSuperSouthern for putting on a great show!

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my forum ya fucking scab!

 

[Flynn]

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my forum ya fucking scab!

Go suck a Dingo dick ya bitch!

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking fag! Löl

 

[Flynn]

Fucking fag! Löl

You going to vote or what homo?

 

[Breakfall]

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my forum ya fucking scab!

 

[Flynn]

 

[Breakfall]

I'll kick things [OMEGGAS] off to start the competition for this site's Regs...


SSS
-

 

[Flynn]

Why the fuck do you sound like Blandscape?!?!

 

[Breakfall]

Why the fuck do you sound like Blandscape?!?!

Oooooooooh….mother fucker got game!?.

 

[Breakfall]

I’ll smash your faggot arse in a flame game!

 

[Flynn]

I’ll smash your faggot arse in a flame game!

Oh now that The First Milestone is done you come crawling out from under a used condom?

 

[Master Pu]

I’ll smash your faggot arse in a flame game!

Morning Brah.
Or,
Good night.
Either way man-

 

[Breakfall]

Oh now that The First Milestone is done you come crawling out from under a used condom?

Oh fuck off dipstick! I’m not letting you ride my forum.

 

[Breakfall]

Ive done my time here. Fucking earn yours!

 

[Flynn]

Ive done my time here. Fucking earn yours!

Who the fuck you talking to dick muncher?