I had a Sexual Relationship with a Banana Today.

[BadBrad]

Folks there's two ways to go about this. Many of you like things in your anus so you may have a different perspective of how we're gonna do this than I do.

I was thinking banana peels are slippery so why not just use one as stroker type device where I put my cock inside the banana peel and just start pumping. What do you guys think?

If you have a small penis you could use a plantain. PIcture highly relevant.

Carrying forward:

Due to popular support I went ahead and tested this.

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4/10

Yes I am eating the banana with pb melted on toast now that I am done.

 

[cw_]

Bananas like it like that.

 

[BadBrad]

felt kinda weird eating something I just had sex with but w/e

I'm thinking a bout doing a pineapple next week

 

[cw_]

I'd fuck a banana and eat it right now in solidarity, but the lone banana in the fruit bowl here is old and soft. ;,(

 

[BadBrad]

I wonder how an old banana would feel, probably more slippery or less slippery. In the next week or two I'm gonna get a watermelon delivered. I wanna figure out a way to still be able to eat the watermelon after I fuck it but I don't want to eat my own cum so I gotta figure out that part. Might just fuck 1 end of it and then cut it in half/look for the cum , IDK. Never fucked a water melon before nor to my knowledge has anyone I know online fucked a banana peel so I got a lot of option.

 

[Seamajor]

felt kinda weird eating something I just had sex with but w/e

I'm thinking a bout doing a pineapple next week

Dinky Dianna can definitely help you with that. She adores it right up her bung.

 

[Seamajor]

I wonder how an old banana would feel, probably more slippery or less slippery. In the next week or two I'm gonna get a watermelon delivered. I wanna figure out a way to still be able to eat the watermelon after I fuck it but I don't want to eat my own cum so I gotta figure out that part. Might just fuck 1 end of it and then cut it in half/look for the cum , IDK. Never fucked a water melon before nor to my knowledge has anyone I know online fucked a banana peel so I got a lot of option.

Im seeing Herman and Souelbro proudly preforming this act on the round.

 

[BadBrad]

I wonder what other stuff I can fuck.

 

[Kingoffrogs]

I wonder what other stuff I can fuck.

Watermelon
Pumpkin
Squash
Eggplant
Cucumber
Whole Chicken

 

[BadBrad]

i've already had sex with ap pumpkin and I did not like it.

 

[BadBrad]

chicken is too close to bestiality

 

[cw_]

i've already had sex with ap pumpkin and I did not like it.

Did you try drawing an O face on it first?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

When Satan decides to make fruit salad

When sticking a banana in a banana is not about culinary

 

[cw_]

What have we learned?

Bananas are sluts.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[BadBrad]

if anyone has suggestions on other stuff I can fuck I'd be very much interested in hearing it.

 

[LotusBud]

I thought you were saying you put your dick into a plantain, then put it in someone's ass. I was wondering if your special someone enjoyed it.

 

[BadBrad]

I hate getting fucked, it's a pain in the ass.

 

[BadBrad]

Great thread there B

 

[Darthinia Von Vader]

No one cares about this or you @BadBrad suck it up and move on BITCH.

 

[Kingoffrogs]

No one cares about this or you @BadBrad suck it up and move on BITCH.

I care!

 

[Darthinia Von Vader]

I care!

What a burden that must be on you. You shouldn't waste your time or care on losers like Brad. Find that someone on craigslist or plenty of fish. Good luck

 

[realgrimm]

What a burden that must be on you. You shouldn't waste your time or care on losers like Brad. Find that someone on craigslist or plenty of fish. Good luck

Booorad isn't that bad, he become a little more frazzled then I remember him being and a whole lot more flaming.

I've known him for awhile so have seen him in better shape spiritually but everyone hits rough patches

 

[AnnaConda]

this sucks

 

[Kingoffrogs]

this sucks

Almost as hard as ur mom does!
Ohhhhh gotem!

 

[Darthinia Von Vader]

Booorad isn't that bad, he become a little more frazzled then I remember him being and a whole lot more flaming.

I've known him for awhile so have seen him in better shape spiritually but everyone hits rough patches

What world are you living in right now? Brad is a sadistic doggo stabber/rapist. If thats okay to you.. you need to be locked up forever with NO WEED or whatever that shit is called these days. I should slap some sense into you BITCH.

 

[Murdy]

felt kinda weird eating something I just had sex with but w/e

My boyfriend prefers it in the reverse.