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Sure there are a few basic/general things that everyone should know, mostly down to details of anatomy.

But don't forget every person is different. If you really want to learn how to turn each other on and get each other off then communication is key, especially feedback as it's happening.

And never ever blithely presume someone is into watersports.

Just sayin'.
 

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The best sex is when you actually want to please your partner because either you care about their experience or their pleasure is a turn on for you as well.

If you have those two elements together, sex can be fantastic.
 

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The best sex is when you actually want to please your partner because either you care about their experience or their pleasure is a turn on for you as well.

If you have those two elements together, sex can be fantastic.
Yeah, being selfish in bed is a huge mistake. It may take some women longer to climax but it's only fair to try and please them as well.
 

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Yeah, being selfish in bed is a huge mistake. It may take some women longer to climax but it's only fair to try and please them as well.

Not if we're excited. If she is having trouble...many times it's the lack of good foreplay. Also, you need to get into a woman's head...it's what is said that matters as well.
 
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Not if we're excited. If she is having trouble...many times it's the lack of good foreplay. Also, you need to get into a woman's head...it's what is said that matters as well.
I wish I knew this back then.
 
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Communication. Our bodies don't work the same. Can't shove your hands into her crotch as if you're going to have the same response you would have.

Start flirting with her, yeah even if you've been with her a long time.
I once brought porn to a girl's place. Big mistake huh?
 

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Is it really that hard to see what she's asking for? Dear men of bf: stop being pussies in the bedroom. You got to warm up the engine before the big race for best performance eeesh.FOREPLAY IS THE MAGIC OIL.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But dont make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. Weve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. Thats nice, but its time to move forward. MAKE A MOVE
 
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Is it really that hard to see what she's asking for? Dear men of bf: stop being pussies in the bedroom. You got to warm up the engine before the big race for best performance eeesh.FOREPLAY IS THE MAGIC OIL.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But dont make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. Weve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. Thats nice, but its time to move forward. MAKE A MOVE
You free for dinner?
 

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I luv hearing 'your pussy is so tight Bec" that shit right there gets me hotter ;)

most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If youd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I luv fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are soooo beautiful." Does that work? If she dont respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there.

....................If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200.
 

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If all of those work studly, you can progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty fuckn whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread.

Do not tiptoe.
Do not sit down.
Charge.
 
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I luv hearing 'your pussy is so tight Bec" that shit right there gets me hotter ;)

most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If youd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I luv fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are soooo beautiful." Does that work? If she dont respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there.

....................If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200.
Yeah, but you ladies are good at faking it too.
 

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'I think I'm going to cummmm inside you'. 'Going to fill up your little cunt.'
It doesnt matter that youre wearing a condom.......... we LOVE hearing this.
 

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Yeah, but you ladies are good at faking it too.

So what. I personally get paid to fake it becasue Im an escort.

Youll know though, she'll look at you a certain way and keep coming back.

and it's OKKKK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If youre banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you cant even manage a grunt, shes going to feel like an idiot. You dont have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when youre in missionary position.

You dont have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute.............. she's going to get weary.
 
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So what. I personally get paid to fake it becasue Im an escort.

Youll know though, she'll look at you a certain way and keep coming back.

and it's OKKKK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If youre banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you cant even manage a grunt, shes going to feel like an idiot. You dont have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when youre in missionary position.

You dont have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute.............. she's going to get weary.
With respect to your having more experience than I, not all women like hearing: "Ooooh baby I'm gonna plow that sweet pussy." Some get turned off by that. Some women prefer that men shut up and just fuck them.
 

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shes your girlfriend then. you support her in other ways and she accepts you and this intimate routine, but one day she will let her hair down and you had better be ready or youre going to be single and rereading this topic lol.

In recent memory, Ive been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and Ive been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when Im ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, thats who. ------------------ pull her hair and whisper to her shes a 'dirty whore' luvr
 
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"but one day she will let her hair down and you had better be ready or youre going to be single and rereading this topic lol."

Ho ho ho zing! As it happens I am single. Happily single.

You said earlier that you're paid to fake it. See I think that's bullshit. I will die with my hand clutched to my mouse browsing PornHub before I shell out for a woman to pretend she's enjoying riding my stick. It's so damn phony. I can't believe men pay for that shit.
 

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Money honey. I cum sometimes, but its not real. Its empty.
I have no boyfriend nor intimacy and I'm ok with that.
 
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Money honey. I cum sometimes, but its not real. Its empty.
I have no boyfriend nor intimacy and I'm ok with that.
Your clients are desperate men then. I'll save my money for pot and video games.