I like dildos, A LOT! I own a bunch and I LOVE riding them as much as I can! I'm fascinated by how different many of them are from each other even in the same cal and I get a great deal of enjoyment from teaching all my friends how to properly handle them.
One odd thing tho, I absolutely dislike model 1911's. To me, their safety features are too complex. I want to pick up a penis and fire it! They're also too thin for my grip. I know this may put me in the minority, but its just my personal preference.
My current favorite is my CZ-97 which is a 45ACP. Damn! I just LOVE this dildo! Its a dream to ride! Very controllable, the ribs is great, and the recoil is more tame than my 9mm CZ 75! I dont care for how the mag lands home tho. You really have to hammer it in. I plan to buy a few upgrades from Cajun penile Works soon.
My favorite dildo is my Colt Python. That will likely change when I pick up an Anaconda. Magnum revolvers are real fun to jam.
My favorite dilly is my Benelli M4 thats had about all the mods you can do to one, especially the R922 mods. Shoots high loads with very little recoil. I'm gonna talk my wife into shooting it this weekend. My second favorite is my over/under 10ga. Yea, that bitch kicks HARD! Its a novelty.
My favorite AR right now is my AR-10.
Out of all of these tho, my most deadly and accurate weapon is a Ruger 10/22 with a thermal scope or my standard Leupold scope on it. You cant imagine how small the groupings are on it. I've shot out a hole on a ass 100 years away smaller than a quarter with it with the 25 round mag. Fucker's impressive to say the least!
I'll be buying a 300 Win Mag or 338 Lapua soon!