Introducing....The Alpha's.

[Garraty_47]

You make complete sense my friend! Now what can I call you? Besides Garraty and Vitty…I’m a businessman…and they’re both unmarketable! Löl

That's actually perfect since I'm anti-capitalist.
If I ever become marketable it probably means I've lost my way.

 

[Breakfall]

He should practice writing child support checks

Even if all he has is Monopoly money

I forgot about that shit! What a fucking twat—waffle!

Oi @The Ruler youre a broke motherfucker! Put that in your purple twist!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I forgot about that shit! What a fucking twat—waffle!

Oi @The Ruler youre a broke motherfucker! Put that in your purple twist!

His light switch was home to 146 new and unique strains of fungus

And that’s not counting whatever life forms are developing in that pitri dish he calls a shower

 

[Breakfall]

That's actually perfect since I'm anti-capitalist.
If I ever become marketable it probably means I've lost my way.

You need a great name. Like GRAVITTY…the gravity of situation life! Löl

 

[Frood]

His light switch was home to 146 new and unique strains of fungus

And that’s not counting whatever life forms are developing in that pitri dish he calls a shower

What doesn't kill one's genitals makes them stronger? Poofer might have stumbled upon a DIY erection fixer...

Freud
- Down @LotusBud ... down girl. I said erection fixer and not election fixer. Re-barrel up your piss flaps.....

 

[Frood]

You need a great name. Like GRAVITTY…the gravity of situation life! Löl

GraviTatas?

You just know that @Garraty_47 has a home-made manzier fashioned from Y-fronts and pipe cleaners....

 

[Garraty_47]

You need a great name. Like GRAVITTY…the gravity of situation life! Löl

A guy my age doesn't want to be reminded about gravity.
Ever sat on your own balls?
Fucking hell.

 

[Breakfall]

His light switch was home to 146 new and unique strains of fungus

And that’s not counting whatever life forms are developing in that pitri dish he calls a shower

I heard that he lived in squalor. And for fungus to proliferate into a sporefest is indicative of only one thing: Lazy cunt Dick!

 

[Breakfall]

A guy my age doesn't want to be reminded about gravity.
Ever sat on your own balls?
Fucking hell.

Yeah man…I’ve sat on my ballz for many painful years truth be told. It’s not even fucking funny really come to think about it!!?

 

[Frood]

I heard that he lived in squalor. And for fungus to proliferate into a sporefest is indicative of only one thing: Lazy cunt Dick!

Late last night when we were all in bed
Old Martini put a cistern on his bed
And when a cow kicked it over
He turned around and said
It'll be a wet time in Chicago tonight
Fungus! Fungus! Fungus!

 

[Blurt]

Please dude…that’s boring, confusing for most, and not even funny anymore. In fact you‘ve become dull!

I LIKE BREAKFALL

 

[Adam Hitler]

And I would be remiss if I didn't congratulate the Alphas on their account upgrade.

You morons deserve it.

This is King Martini himself showing everyone here that just because I think the alphas as a core are a bunch of retards doesn't mean I don't understand their contributions to this forum.

Is this because we turned your lavender LGBT penis inspection group into a laughingstock before it even started ?

Your problem is you're too easy to troll, it's almost criminal...

 

[Adam Hitler]

His light switch was home to 146 new and unique strains of fungus

And that’s not counting whatever life forms are developing in that pitri dish he calls a shower

Not even NASA scientists would risk analysing the various forms of putrid filth growing in Mongtini's hovel.

 

[Master]

Is this because we turned your lavender LGBT penis inspection group into a laughingstock before it even started ?

Your problem is you're too easy to troll, it's almost criminal...

Hmm

I put all you morons in a group so it makes it easier for new members to block you.

It was ME who made the Alphas.

 

[Seamajor]

I LIKE BREAKFALL

That’s funny

 

[reaper]

We are the alphas!!!

Alphas are fo fo fo life!!!

Who wants to join??

Where is brother weeg on the list.

We need him incase those fagulators get to lippy.

Then we just send in weegs mumma.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Where is brother weeg on the list.

We need him incase those fagulators get to lippy.

Then we just send in weegs mumma.

Yeah, 5 members is too low, I can think of at least 5 more who are worthy...

@Dove and @Biggie Smiles deserve a place, thats if they wish to partake in the sillyness.

 

[Master]

Yeah, 5 members is too low, I can think of at least 5 more who are worthy...

@Dove and @Biggie Smiles deserve a place, thats if they wish to partake in the sillyness.

Their applications have not only been denied, but thrown out and set of fire.

My forum. My groups. My rules.

 

[reaper]

Yeah, 5 members is too low, I can think of at least 5 more who are worthy...

@Dove and @Biggie Smiles deserve a place, thats if they wish to partake in the sillyness.

I also thought @EmperorDiLF put swamp dick in charge of the nigger problem.

Not that he done a very good job of it,we still have niggers roaming around the forum.

 

[Seamajor]

I'd like to be included in the Don't Give A Fuck With A Strict 1 Person Charter Brigade, please....

Rest assured that I will kick others' arses just as succinctly as I can my own.

Because I'm the only one who has the capability thus far...

Gender is still confusing to ya DD

 

[Blazor]

Gender is still confusing to ya DD

Bitch please hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Muy exotica!" - SeaQueef

 

[Adam Hitler]

Their applications have not only been denied, but thrown out and set of fire.

My forum. My groups. My rules.

Get fucked, turd features. It's not your call to make.

What's the matter, worried your LGBT pride group is gonna get swarmed and BTFO'd?

 

[Admin.]

Get fucked, turd features. It's not your call to make.

What's the matter, worried your LGBT pride group is gonna get swarmed and BTFO'd?

Never before seen image of the bathroom Faerie Anne gets to clean at the Gay Bar he frequents.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I also thought @EmperorDiLF put swamp dick in charge of the nigger problem.

Not that he done a very good job of it,we still have niggers roaming around the forum.

Of course! Swampy is welCUM too...

5 members? PPFFFFT, don't think so. Mongtini can go fuck himself with a rusty spoon.

 

[Master]

It's not your call to make.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Never before seen image of the bathroom Faerie Anne gets to clean at the Gay Bar he frequents.

Didn't you get arrested the last time someone caught you taking pics in your local fag bar toilets?

Notice how this old queer writes "Gay" with a capital "G".

 

[Seamajor]

Bitch please hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Muy exotica!" - SeaQueef

Seems you share the same issue, tutu and all

 

[UncleDiLF]

Their applications have not only been denied, but thrown out and set of fire.

My forum. My groups. My rules.

Fuck off you POND SCUM!!!!

This is not your forum, you fEET sniFFER!!!

5 is too low.

As Defense minister @The Alloytolla reaper and ReichsFührer @Aryan saided.

We need more:

Dove was always alpha, swamp duck, brother Weeg and RAVEN (!!!).

Of course only when they want.

So what are these „regs“? Whoresons or what???

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fuck off you POND SCUM!!!!

This is not your forum, you fEET sniFFER!!!

5 is too low.

As Defense minister @The Alloytolla reaper and ReichsFührer @Aryan saided.

We need more:

Dove was always alpha, swamp duck, brother Weeg and RAVEN (!!!).

Of course only when they want.

So what are these „regs“? Whoresons or what???

Dilf just pounded martini back into his own toilet

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fuck off you POND SCUM!!!!

This is not your forum, you fEET sniFFER!!!

5 is too low.

As Defense minister @The Alloytolla reaper and ReichsFührer @Aryan saided.

We need more:

Dove was always alpha, swamp duck, brother Weeg and RAVEN (!!!).

Of course only when they want.

So what are these „regs“? Whoresons or what???

I think Mongtini is headed for a stay in the BRAZEN BULL!