Introducing....The Alpha's.

[Master]

Hi Martini.

From my paperwork it does seem that UncleFiLTH is indeed the current penis head of The Alpha's.

Man, whomever made that idiot in charge of anything should have their head examined and then be promptly shot.

(Looks around....fidgets with collar.....)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You got mauled with one post, retard.

Try again

Martini be mauling mualing mauling

 

[UncleDiLF]

(Looks around....fidgets with collar.....)

Cum back when you reach 10K!

I am the Emperor. I make the rules. Not you or your SCAT crew.

Enjoy this nice BLOCK! Yummy

 

[UncleDiLF]

LOL @Flynn disliking Mother Nature.

Pathetic

 

[Flynn]

FFS just fuck off man.

You never ever fit here. WebTV scum who punches cats! Old fag!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey guise

When you see MongTini and his rag tag group of spastics fumbling around with their helmets linked together with bicycle chains like a fucking song note dont laugh... this is his yuuuuge moment you know

he brainchilded a group!

 

[Flynn]

LOL @Flynn disliking Mother Nature.

Pathetic

Shut up, stupid.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Cum back when you reach 10K!

I am the Emperor. I make the rules. Not you or your SCAT crew.

Enjoy this nice BLOCK! Yummy

Murdy is gonna get hungry

watch her take the rest of the afternoon off now

 

[Master]

And your long post was your all???

Seriously?
You dont even qualify to speak with a premium SUPER STAR like me.

I PARA CRUSHED Blurt last year. It was an epic fight.

I Killed Mr. Whipple. X. MaxiPad, @Krieg the whoreson!

Who are you? Sub 10K post is not Top Carder!

You stupid mong didn‘t thought about that?

I guess this was a QuicKrush®

Too E Z!

Speak fucking English, you walking aneurysm.

How many fucking rocks hit you in the head as a child when the nuns threw them at you? Your setting the bar (loling while typing this) really fucking...er...high for the other flopwads in the charity group.

Ladies, gentlemen and trannies, at turd fail they spammed the place with tranny gifts. In 2023, the new version of the cunt wranglers spam scat gift.

KM- doing the lords work

 

[Master]

Hey guise

When you see MongTini and his rag tag group of spastics fumbling around with their helmets linked together with bicycle chains like a fucking song note dont laugh... this is his yuuuuge moment you know

he brainchilded a group!

King Martini wrote

"YOU, were hand picked by yours truly to carry your helmet wearing head high"

Biggieboatedcore wrote

"their helmets linked"

Biggiebuttblasted reads my shit like a menu still...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Garraty_47]

Martini be mauling mualing mauling

Is that the (Swedish? Norwegian?) dude who had a thing for licorice pipes?

I remember those videos. Yegads.

You've got a point though.
Substitute "content" for licorice pipes and... lulz

 

[UncleDiLF]

Is that the (Swedish? Norwegian?) dude who had a thing for licorice pipes?

I remember those videos. Yegads.

You've got a point though.
Substitute "content" for licorice pipes and... lulz

Are cats acring like this when you punch them?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm still laughing at Mongtini's lavender LGBT penis regulator committee getting BTFO'd and turned into a forum joke before it had gained more than 2 members .

 

[UncleDiLF]

I'm still laughing at Mongtini's lavender LGBT penis regulator committee getting BTFO'd and turned into a forum joke before it had gained more than 2 members .

It is the laughing stock of the year.

What started "dangerous" ended in a desaster.

The credibility suffered.

Remembers me of the latest Bud Light campaign.

They were CRUSHED before it started. Lulz

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think Blurt and Aidsman are keen to join, due to the promise of daily cawk inspection duty...

The FILTH's are trying to keep our numbers low like their's, by capping Alpha membership to 5 members!

This won't stand...

 

[Blurt]

UngulateFiLTHy’s definition of “PARA CRUSH”: PARA PROMISE BLOW JOBS to anyone—friend or foe—who will vote for him in a 12-participant popularity poll.



With that BasTURD at the head of the Alphas, who needs the Human Centipede?

 

[Adam Hitler]

When are you gaining your lavender penis inspector font, Blurty?

 

[reaper]

When are you gaining your lavender penis inspector font, Blurty?

He made a gay little poem.I guess Poofer wasn't too impressed with his efforts.

 

[UncleDiLF]

UngulateFiLTHy’s definition of “PARA CRUSH”: PARA PROMISE BLOW JOBS to anyone—friend or foe—who will vote for him in a 12-participant popularity poll.



With that BasTURD at the head of the Alphas, who needs the Human Centipede?

Blurt, still bitter that you lost the BF title to me???
Be a good sport . Stop being jealous and mad.

 

[Blurt]

Nah, no bitterness or sour graping here, brain stem.

But keep on clucking like a Beta hen in a ten-foot square pen.

Some day you might lay a post worth reading.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Nah, no bitterness or sour graping here, brain stem.

But keep on clucking like a Beta hen in a ten-foot square pen.

Some day you might lay a post worth reading.

Naw, TURD. Mostly you sound cool and bougy. But lately you sound very bitter. Why?

 

[Blurt]

Naw, TURD. Mostly you sound cool and bougy. But lately you sound very bitter. Why?

Because the range of emotions you understand is limited to two: bitterness and jealousy.

On the plus side, that's double the range of your intellect, you one-note analomaniac.

At least, try to entertain us, will you? Maybe shove a harmonica between your ass cheeks and fart us Deutschlandlied while stroking your cocktail wiener? That'd be a start.

 

[Seamajor]

Mate, I could fatherfuck your own father until he started thinking he was your mother....

Then he'd get the flush and plunger.

You still cant settle on a gender DD. I’m thinking you’d take it like a champ tho

 

[UncleDiLF]

Because the range of emotions you understand is limited to two: bitterness and jealousy.

On the plus side, that's double the range of your intellect, you one-note analomaniac.

At least, try to entertain us, will you? Maybe shove a harmonica between your ass cheeks and fart us Deutschlandlied while stroking your cocktail wiener? That'd be a start.

Wow. The level of bitterness has just risen.

What happened TURD? Even if you're not on my level and broke, I can help you.

Tell me. Why u mad?

 

[Blurt]

Me no mad. Why u moron?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You sound mad, more so than usual today...

 

[Blurt]

Do I?

I guess I’ve never given much thought to the difference between how people sound and how they really are.

Obviously, neither have you, Bouncer Backdoor.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Do I?

I guess I’ve never given much thought to the difference between how people sound and how they really are.

Obviously, neither have you, Bouncer Backdoor.

No, really. This time you sound mad.

What happened today?

 

[UncleDiLF]

So who wants to join us Alphas?

Post your name, post counts, your "why" and thread worth.

Let's meAT...hehe!!!