Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Never wears em

 

[X]

Rubs his face up and down the fuzz of Coconuts

 

[Damaged Maven]

Thinks kiwis are coconut seeds.

 

[TheHaze]

When Marven said holy shit Murdock jumped up and said praise the lord - - - - - - -

 

[Murdock]

wishes he was there to watch Murdy bounce

 

[Damaged Maven]

Tits or get the fuck out.

Not kidding....

 

[Murdock]

Pre-ejaculation mess to clean up, aisle 9!

 

[TheHaze]

Works part time at the local Vet giving mouth to mouth to the animals- - - - - -

 

[X]

Yeh, the job you lost giving it to the wrong end

 

[nazzibastard]

Cannot get out of bed to even look for job no one wants a single 50yr fat man living with his mother :LMAO:

 

[Damaged Maven]

Got thrown out of Taco Time for eating a burrito really... slow.....

 

[nazzibastard]

is a hypocrite

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is the reincarnation of Joseph mengele...

 

[nazzibastard]

is a dreamer

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left a dump in the deli aisle at Aldi.

 

[Seamajor]

Works at Aldi, and cleaned it up.

 

[X]

If you're a Mouse and you've visited Seamajors anal cavity via paper towel tube raise your hand


....................

 

[Seamajor]

On loan from Stinky

 

[nazzibastard]

Is a gr8 gr8 gr8 grand father

 

[Seamajor]

Worries about the inevitable

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left home at 8 to join the circus, because it was better than living in the winnebago on cinder blocks.

 

[nazzibastard]

Go s to st Vincent's shop to get change of underwear

 

[X]

Is The Grand Fingerball CHAMPION !!

 

[Seamajor]

Is learning to swim

 

[nazzibastard]

uses adult dippers

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys what’s in them

 

[nazzibastard]

injoys joining

 

[TheHaze]

Is a HOMO - - - - - -

 

[nazzibastard]

is a pathetic hobo