Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Sings Captain Sensible's "Happy Talk" as he skips his way to Bastard Factory every day in spurs, chaps, leather bondage harness and Dora the Explorer backpack.
 
Can break the hardest piece of toast
 
Doesn't understand that it's customary when at a friends house to remove the dishes from the sink before using it as a washroom .
 
Has an uncanny ability to blend in with her/his surroundings and watch people run with various cutting implements