Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Sings Captain Sensible's "Happy Talk" as he skips his way to Bastard Factory every day in spurs, chaps, leather bondage harness and Dora the Explorer backpack.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was freaked out when people kept disappearing and reappearing until someone explained what blinking means.

 

[offwidthe]

Hahahaha. Swamp-Duck is really a desert rooster

 

[skinofevil]

Was the one who invented Mad Cow Tourettes Zombies.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sits on the telly watching the sofa.

 

[skinofevil]

Farts backward.

 

[X]

Can break the hardest piece of toast

 

[ESAD TIA]

saves money from picking grapes so he can take the village donkey on a date

Are you related to Funkleburger?

 

[X]

saves money from picking grapes so he can take the village donkep-=


He'z mah mommah ..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

his hobby is window licking

 

[skinofevil]

Stares menacingly at peoples' pets, while peeling string cheese and growling.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Saves his ball sweat in a jar so he can season his food with it later.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only seasons with sweat from a baboons balls.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Seasons his kibble with a Swamp-Dick.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

When his jaw drops, all his chins sound like a round of applause.

 

[skinofevil]

Never figured out that the Swedish band Ace Of Base just kept re-releasing the same song with different lyrics.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

only showers once a year.

 

[skinofevil]

Showers every day. But, in the blood of virgins.

 

[X]

Doesn't understand that it's customary when at a friends house to remove the dishes from the sink before using it as a washroom .

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Runs with scissors.

 

[X]

Has an uncanny ability to blend in with her/his surroundings and watch people run with various cutting implements

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Thinks crunchy cat nuggets are an actual food.

 

[skinofevil]

Scissors with runners

 

[skinofevil]

Replies to himself

 

[Iggy McLulz]

stole my wallet

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sucked the yellow from my gusset

 

[offwidthe]

It tasted like doughnut custard.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

No Bear that wasn't me, that was offwidthe that sucked the yellow from your gusset. Proof ^^^^^

 

[offwidthe]

I told you not to tell him

 

[Iggy McLulz]

i'm flawed and make mistakes?