Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Is completely bald

 

[skinofevil]

Wants to check Whipple's undercarriage just to confirm that guess.

 

[Q]

KNOWS that @Mr. Whipple has a completely shaven pubic area.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

:ROFL3:can count every hair on a womans meat locker and not get his micro weenie to respond

 

[skinofevil]

Once hit Jesse Jackson so hard in the face that Jackson reverted to a negro from 100 years ago and told him, "Yassuh, Bawss, yoobet!"

 

[Matt Smith]

Grew up in an orphanage with red headed step children.

 

[skinofevil]

Grew up inside a red headed stepchild. She evicted him on his birthday.

 

[Q]

Escaped the mental hospital, ate 3 people and now everyone is looking for her. Unfortunately she is using the face of one of her victims as hers, so nobody recognizes her

 

[Frood]

Masturbates with pedicure fish in an avocado green Tupperware bowl he stole from the Goodwill....

 

[skinofevil]

Once tried to rape Betty White, but fled screaming in terror when he discovered her snatchular tentacle mess.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has erotic dreams about egg yolks...

 

[Frood]

Likes to pack his urethra full of glitter, crazy glue his prick shut, and line his stuffed animals up alongside the head of his bunk bed for freak early morning firing squad role playing...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to know I’m bored and thankful for the suggestion...

 

[Frood]

Drinks lite beer from a champagne flute....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Likes to twat all the local cats with a tennis racket...

 

[Frood]

Pays for swirlies, rope burns, and titty twisters.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a chicken sexer...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has serious halitosis due to the many brain farts she has that eventually escape thru her mouth

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Camila Parker bowls has a restraining order out against him...

 

[Frood]

Flicks her bean to You Can Call Me Al....

 

[Q]

Is neither man or woman, but completely without any gender specific body parts

 

[Frood]

Accidentally sets his feet alight at mostly peaceful assemblies.

 

[Q]

Eats roasted dolphins for breakfast

 

[Frood]

Wants to be reincarnated as Miley Cyrus' xl buttplug.

 

[Q]

Wants to be reincarnated as Miley Cyrus' xl buttplug.

At least it is XL :devil1:

^Fantasizes about having Miley Cyrus as buttplug^

 

[Frood]

Thinks Miley Cyrus isn't a vapid attention whore and ugly skank.

 

[Q]

Is in love with Miley Cyrus and wants to scare others away from her by saying mean things about her

 

[Master Pu]

Is in love with Miley Cyrus and wants to scare others away from her by saying mean things about her

Is making Frood jackoff with his Uggs.

 

[Seamajor]

Is aware those Ugs have been through hell.

 

[Q]

Is now search the internet for an exact pair of those Uggs