Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Is a professional Rain Dancer .. here's the proof from the drought of 98'

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Did you know that in the past condoms were made of sheep-intestines and men actually did re-use them? :Hapz2:

^Has chosen the name @Swamp-Duck because of the webbed feet between her toes^
 
Is driving the bus in Belgium, because he is not really a 94 year old surfer dude in Costa Rica
 
Was trying to build a career in Las Vegas as a magician, but by accident has sawn through three different women and is now facing a very expensive lawsuit
 
Is hiding under an assumed name in Costa Rica because he is one of the Netherlands' most wanted criminals
 
Is right now sleeping on a plastic sheet and never argues against taking the side of the futon with the wet spot.

-Breonna Taylor, btw.
 
Has only native american friends. Which is weird, since she does not live in america :Confused3: