People who brag about shit they own or plan to buy

[LotusBud]

I am convinced that with 6 to 8 hours in a pub without the challenges imposed by the message board medium, I could convince LotusBud about TRUMP.

LMAO. Dream on, friend.

 

[deport_liberals]

I am convinced that with 6 to 8 hours in a pub without the challenges imposed by the message board medium, I could convince LotusBud about TRUMP.

LMAO. Dream on, friend.

I actually have had that very dream...oddly enough...

 

[Dove]

I am convinced that with 6 to 8 hours in a pub without the challenges imposed by the message board medium, I could convince LotusBud about TRUMP.

LMAO. Dream on, friend.

I actually have had that very dream...oddly enough...

I feel convinced that if we could get rid of all the partisan fluff and go on policy alone....Trumps would be the winner.

Most all our problems come from heavy bias and narratives. Left wing people have definately started to call out bullshit. It's been left wing people coming out hard against the gender thing for years now. They were the first to see how damaging and bad this is for women AND homosexuals.

It's pretty much impossible to get anything through to anyone "left" if theyve decided you are a right winger. They shut right down.

 

[Joe]

I feel convinced that if we could get rid of all the partisan fluff and go on policy alone....Trumps would be the winner.

Most all our problems come from heavy bias and narratives. Left wing people have definately started to call out bullshit. It's been left wing people coming out hard against the gender thing for years now. They were the first to see how damaging and bad this is for women AND homosexuals.

It's pretty much impossible to get anything through to anyone "left" if theyve decided you are a right winger. They shut right down.

Other thing...you condemn the sex industry so much but your beloved Donald Trump paid for sex many a time.

Even if it was legit & totally consensual Trump still paid for it as many other men of his wealth class have.

 

[Dove]

I feel convinced that if we could get rid of all the partisan fluff and go on policy alone....Trumps would be the winner.

Most all our problems come from heavy bias and narratives. Left wing people have definately started to call out bullshit. It's been left wing people coming out hard against the gender thing for years now. They were the first to see how damaging and bad this is for women AND homosexuals.

It's pretty much impossible to get anything through to anyone "left" if theyve decided you are a right winger. They shut right down.

Other thing...you condemn the sex industry so much but your beloved Donald Trump paid for sex many a time.

Even if it was legit & totally consensual Trump still paid for it as many other men of his wealth class have.

You dont really understand what I'm condemning. You are blowing past all the nessesary nuance and dynamics and focusing on this "Dovey is condemning the sex industry!" and however you think that condemnation should be expressed. You are looking for inconsistencies rather than getting what I'm saying.

I oppose porn as well. So should take an issue with anyone who has watched porn?

How should condemnation look to you? Is it snubbing and condemning humans who have been involved in it?

 

[cw_]

Omfg Cdub.

You sound like somebodies drunken grandmother who got ahold of a copy of a play girl magazine with all that heavy breathing.

pacing and a pop filter would do you wonders. With that “I’m about to eat without putting in my dentures, but let’s read this while I stare at the fruit cup” voice, you should make a podcast. I’d listen.

Ouch. It's true though, voice file was poor quality and unedited. Parody is parody still.
Also, do you have a crush on General Thade?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I dunno, you had that nerdy librarian who's a goody two shoes by day but when you get a dude behind closed doors you suck their brains and their souls out through their peeholes

I ain't sleeping. Not after the 115 pound Jamaican broad who made me realize every man wants a nympho --- until he gets one

 

[X]

Ok… so back to Biggie Brainfarts

Who is such a narcissist with his one truth and lots of lies antics. Work out those mommy issues, bruh.

Pretty sure it was one night when I got super bored and no one was online. I figured I could lure someone online and it worked. Also, flashing your tits when you’re drunk because you husband is a cheating bastard pig isn’t exactly clear heals and pleather appropriate.

Latin kings rings a bell… used to cyber with a nic and that handle way back when. I still have access to that email bwa

Drink.

Fix the low self esteem issues first, Moby Dock.

Then we can move on to the daddy issues, personal identity flaws etc etc etc. and if we have time after all that we can get into these "mommy issues" the 14 brain cells which happened to survive the great flood of Smirnoff are conjuring up in that vacuous soccer ball you call a head.

And I'd advise highly you Put the bottle of cheap vodka down if you think it was only ONE night where you gratuitously flashed those Elmers glue IV bags you call tits to complete strangers hon. And not for dollar bills either, but for validation. On troll forums. Hundreds, if not thousands of times across several sites no less! Mostly unconsolidated in personal message but many a time in public.

And laughed at for it on many occasions on subs you couldn't see.

How far underground does your self esteem have to be to ride that pony, dear?

Drink? No thanks, I'm seeing first hand the effects of alcohol abuse and it isn't pretty

ha ha plus you cant reach the bar

 

[Joe]

I feel convinced that if we could get rid of all the partisan fluff and go on policy alone....Trumps would be the winner.

Most all our problems come from heavy bias and narratives. Left wing people have definately started to call out bullshit. It's been left wing people coming out hard against the gender thing for years now. They were the first to see how damaging and bad this is for women AND homosexuals.

It's pretty much impossible to get anything through to anyone "left" if theyve decided you are a right winger. They shut right down.

Other thing...you condemn the sex industry so much but your beloved Donald Trump paid for sex many a time.

Even if it was legit & totally consensual Trump still paid for it as many other men of his wealth class have.

You dont really understand what I'm condemning. You are blowing past all the nessesary nuance and dynamics and focusing on this "Dovey is condemning the sex industry!" and however you think that condemnation should be expressed. You are looking for inconsistencies rather than getting what I'm saying.

I oppose porn as well. So should take an issue with anyone who has watched porn?

How should condemnation look to you? Is it snubbing and condemning humans who have been involved in it?

@Dove y - I just think Americans in general need to become more accepting of human sexuality, be they Republicans OR Democrats. A good swathe of them come across as childish uptight neurotic prudes on the topic. and then frequently use it as a weapon to skewer the other side.

Many of them have to come into the 21st century and grow the fuck up.

And it would appear that many have not even made out of the 19th.

I think as long as public figures admit their past, be they lauren Bobert, Sarah Palin or some Democrat, people should accept it as long as it was not criminal behaviour.

You often talk openly about it and frankly, it's refreshing, rather than being buttoned up in a Shariah smock or Handmaiden's dress.

 

[cw_]

I dunno, you had that nerdy librarian who's a goody two shoes by day but when you get a dude behind closed doors you suck their brains and their souls out through their peeholes

I ain't sleeping. Not after the 115 pound Jamaican broad who made me realize every man wants a nympho --- until he gets one

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[Dove]

I feel convinced that if we could get rid of all the partisan fluff and go on policy alone....Trumps would be the winner.

Most all our problems come from heavy bias and narratives. Left wing people have definately started to call out bullshit. It's been left wing people coming out hard against the gender thing for years now. They were the first to see how damaging and bad this is for women AND homosexuals.

It's pretty much impossible to get anything through to anyone "left" if theyve decided you are a right winger. They shut right down.

Other thing...you condemn the sex industry so much but your beloved Donald Trump paid for sex many a time.

Even if it was legit & totally consensual Trump still paid for it as many other men of his wealth class have.

You dont really understand what I'm condemning. You are blowing past all the nessesary nuance and dynamics and focusing on this "Dovey is condemning the sex industry!" and however you think that condemnation should be expressed. You are looking for inconsistencies rather than getting what I'm saying.

I oppose porn as well. So should take an issue with anyone who has watched porn?

How should condemnation look to you? Is it snubbing and condemning humans who have been involved in it?

@Dove y - I just think Americans in general need to become more accepting of human sexuality, be they Republicans OR Democrats. A good swathe of them come across as childish uptight neurotic prudes on the topic. and then frequently use it as a weapon to skewer the other side.

Many of them have to come into the 21st century and grow the fuck up.

And it would appear that many have not even made out of the 19th.

I think as long as public figures admit their past, be they lauren Bobert, Sarah Palin or some Democrat, people should accept it as long as it was not criminal behaviour.

You often talk openly about it and frankly, it's refreshing, rather than being buttoned up in a Shariah smock or Handmaiden's dress.

Joe, do me a favor.

Go look at who the biggest consumers in the sex industry are. Review the magnitude of sex in commercials. Media. Movies. Music. Wasnt fucking WAP song of the year?

Right now sex is being pushed on elementary school students. Graphic sexual material in elementary school libraries and all that sex woke shit.

All America focuses on is SEX. And now children are getting involved.

I'm not sure at all how you even get that we are uptight about sex? Is it the people who think we should probably scale back a bit and stop exploiting human beings so much? Because we dont think kindergarten is a good place for sexual identity politcs? Or that children dont belong in a adult pride event with naked adults in bondage gear?

How much more should loosen? Openly fucking in public? We already do that btw every June. America is literally obsessed with sex and it's become a religion here.

Matt Walsh is a rebel here because he openly speaks about staying a virgin until marriage.

 

[Frood]

What's wrong with strippers again? I forgot

nothing, easiest bitches to pick up ... when yoo look like me (:

True that.. if they lack the sense of smell...

And have bad eyesight.

ha ha TWO ugly losers who've yet to taste a stripper LOLOLOLOL
always easy to spot yer kind, one emits a blinding glare the other a menacing emmmmmm 'bouncer'

Fella, if I'm ugly then you must be quite literally the creature from the swamp LOL.

As if you're actually on here boasting about fucking strippers ffs, as though it's some kind of achievement or difficult for any half decent looking guy.

Heck, half my exes over the years have been strippers, not while I was with them though, having other men drooling over my girl while she prances around naked doesn't bode well with me.

One of my best friends was in a longterm relationship with a lap dancer and he had endless problems with her. There were constant rumours of her cheating, going away on dirty weekends with rich punters etc.

Is a "lap dancer" something different from a stripper over there?

Because here in America strippers have to do it all. And by "all" I simply mean they are the entertainment. The stage dancing. The table dancing. The lap dancing. The Champaign room/VIP dancing.

The goal the send men out hammered drunk and broke. And happy about it. Lol

Or at least it was in my day. I hear some terrible and very sad things about life as a stripper today. It wasnt exactly healthy and fun when I did it but it seems to have declined even further.

It's basically the same here, only in some joints they keep their g-strings on and only go topless.

Did your boss ever ask whether you wanted to go away on "trips" with wealthy customers? This is what happened with my mate and he hit the roof when he found out.

Most places here you wear bottoms and just go topless.

In Mobile AL....you have to have nipple pasties. Everywhere alcohol is served you have to have bottoms on.

There are all nude places where alcohol is not served. And I have always found it lame and gross lol

And yes I've been asked for all kinds of things for stupid amounts of money. But I never did any of it mostly out of fear of being raped and/or murdered.

I think the owner of the club where my mate's girl was working had some kind of deal with the men and knew them pretty well so there wasn't any danger of the girls being hurt. I suppose you never know though and once the booze and drugs were flowing who knows what went on.

WTF is a nipple pasty Lol.

Exactly. You can never know. And I always went straight home most of the time. I had a few "stripper friends" who not into the party lifestyle that came with stripping. So sometimes we would go get food and play darts at this smaller corner pub off Bourbon.

Other than that I would leave when I was done for the night and I never wanted to see any of those men outside of the club, ever. The thought of being with one of them out somewhere else....in a weekend situation....just gave me a lot of anxiety.

Aww bless ya cotton socks, you were a "good girl" kind of stripper LOL. In my experience, most prefer to party and get wasted for days on end.

****Long post about a popular topic....Dovey the Stripper****

Well....I wouldnt go that far. But when I started doing it, I was 18 and I was helping my grandma. She didnt know what I was doing....I told her I was waitressing. I saved my partying for my friends...none of which were strippers. At that time i was afraid to drink too much at the club. That eventually changed though when I started working in the French Quater.

When i was older i was doing it to support my daughters. I was a single mother and I was fleeing my state to escape an abusive marriage. The first job I took down there was actually at Walmart lol. I had to pay off a student loan from my degree in ECD and I had used all my savings to get a divorce
....I had to have an attorney for that and it was expensive. Then the rest I lived off of when i got to MS. There really was not anyway to work in child care and still be able to do things like eat. Most of my earnings would have been ate by having to bring my children.

So I went right back to stripping.

I liked working in New Orleans because I could easily make more than enough and only have work 3 or 4 nights a week. Sometimes only 1 or 2. But it would be ALL night....because there is no "last call" down there and if you are making money you are gonna stay. I was often sleep deprived because I wanted the time with my kids. I was always taking them to the beach and the zoo. I was renting this really adorable house in Gulfport MS that was right across the street from the ocean. I bought a minivan and paid off my student loan. I made a few good choices but I was mostly really dumb with money. My thinking was I can always make more.(which is typical thinking for strippers)

I ultimately had to "retire" because I was developing a problem with alcohol and I was really getting wore out from it. It completely killed my interest in sex. It was making me hate men. I had a married man who was sitting there venting about his wife and how miserable he is with his with his marriage and he offered me 400 dollars for a blow job. I stopped caring about where I was and asked him if he considered the possibility his marriage sucks because instead of being at home with his family.....he is sitting in a strip club offering a strange woman 400 bucks (that could pay for marriage counseling) to suck his dick.

I felt so bad for this jokers wife. They had 4 kids. And the mother is at home with them where she should be and this knuckledragger is sitting by himself in a strip club being creepy and trying to buy blow jobs. Bashing her. Insulting her body. Complaining that she was always too tired. It was just disgusting. And I told him some truths he didnt want to hear. We...had some words.

I got sent home by the manager to "take a break" and just never went back until a few months....then i went in to sell all my shoes and outfits and everything and I was just done. Never missed it. It was getting further complicated by the fact I had been bonding with Big. He was really there for me when the consequences of walking out on that started hitting me. I stayed with a friend of mines family for a few months in Mobile. Then I left everything, got on a train from New Orleans and came back to MI. (My minivan met a terrible fate. Someone completely took it apart and stole several parts out of it. And I could spend 5k fixing it or I could go home....I went home).

So I wasnt exactly a "good girl"(whatever that is)....I was pretty dumb and irresponsible. I just wasnt partying for days on end because the whole point for me was being with my daughters as much as possible and having enough money to provide them with things like, a house across the street from the ocean and lots of enrichment. It just became too much to balance in a healthy way and I didnt have proper foresight. I could have done much better with the money I had made....but that's a lesson learned. I also got stalked and that certainly didnt help....and that's a whole other several paragraphs lol.

I did it off and on for about 10 years and the motive was always the money. It was easy money for me and allowed me to have a lot of free time. I'm not proud of it, but I'm absolutely not ashamed of it either. This is a society that prides itself on taking care of women.....and its complete bullshit. One major theme all strippers and "sex workers" have in common is growing up in broken homes and suffering some sort of abuse and sexual trauma. Many have issues with drugs or alcohol or both. And I was no different.

Ideally I'd like to challange the stigma, but no one seems interested in the middle ground between condemnation and hate, and the flip side of celebrating it and calling it...."empowering". When this came out online (due to a doxxing btw) the responses were interesting. I get the whole "ur a pole whore" shit but there were women who would come to me in PM talking about fantasies they have of being desires by men and showered with money and attention. Glamorizing it like some movie lol. It's nothing like that in real life.

I would prefer it be stigmatized than ever celebrated.

So...you condemn sex work but you did it yourself @Dove.

And maybe what you did served a higher purpose. Maybe by allowing a man to indulge in fantasies & venting his frustrations you may have prevented him from taking a gun and blowing away family members or his wife.

Yanno @Dove there's a reason why they have so much violence in these fundamentalis Islam countries. And even more violence against women. Let's see - no alcohol, no porn, no sex, no drugs, no vices allowed. But those kinda countries such as Saudi Arabia are filled with sexual & domestic violence.

Homosexuality amongtheir men is rampant in places like that because they don't know how to relate to women even in a casual non sexual manner.

See this is the frustrating part. Condemning "sex work" means something entirely different to me.

Let me try to be more clear. I condemn a society that makes it easy to form a market where women and girls are the products.

Your premise on this is very different from mine. Sex work isnt really about sex and intimacy. It's entirely rooted in power dynamics and degradation. Not so much sex. It does more to ruin sex than to glorify it.

If I was a chick, I'd have no issues being a high end stripper/prostitute.

Pussy is a commodity. Women sell it in various ways.... some deemed respectable, some not.

 

[Murdy]

Ok… so back to Biggie Brainfarts

Who is such a narcissist with his one truth and lots of lies antics. Work out those mommy issues, bruh.

Pretty sure it was one night when I got super bored and no one was online. I figured I could lure someone online and it worked. Also, flashing your tits when you’re drunk because you husband is a cheating bastard pig isn’t exactly clear heals and pleather appropriate.

Latin kings rings a bell… used to cyber with a nic and that handle way back when. I still have access to that email bwa

Drink.

Fix the low self esteem issues first, Moby Dock.

Then we can move on to the daddy issues, personal identity flaws etc etc etc. and if we have time after all that we can get into these "mommy issues" the 14 brain cells which happened to survive the great flood of Smirnoff are conjuring up in that vacuous soccer ball you call a head.

And I'd advise highly you Put the bottle of cheap vodka down if you think it was only ONE night where you gratuitously flashed those Elmers glue IV bags you call tits to complete strangers hon. And not for dollar bills either, but for validation. On troll forums. Hundreds, if not thousands of times across several sites no less! Mostly unconsolidated in personal message but many a time in public.

And laughed at for it on many occasions on subs you couldn't see.

How far underground does your self esteem have to be to ride that pony, dear?

Drink? No thanks, I'm seeing first hand the effects of alcohol abuse and it isn't pretty

ha ha plus you cant reach the bar

He either doesn’t like CC and won’t play her game… or he is too busy self loathing himself into his own twisted body dismorphia and shoving a needle in his arm with enough steroids to jumpstart a racehorse to rocket to the moon. His back probably resembles pepperoni pizza from all the acne. Ewww… that part sounds yucky.

I love being the villain. For one, I’ve been done with appeasing people for as long as I’ve been online. People pm “ur awful, DIE!” And I’m like “thx BB!! “

 

[Murdy]

@Biggie Smiles cant say I blame you there… the fetal alcohol rumors about your ex were vicious

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yep. Moby Dock is abusing the cheap vodka again

Guess the rumors are true. Lolz

 

[Seamajor]

About you height and weight? Accurate

 

[Master]

Omfg Cdub.

You sound like somebodies drunken grandmother who got ahold of a copy of a play girl magazine with all that heavy breathing.

pacing and a pop filter would do you wonders. With that “I’m about to eat without putting in my dentures, but let’s read this while I stare at the fruit cup” voice, you should make a podcast. I’d listen.

Ouch. It's true though, voice file was poor quality and unedited. Parody is parody still.
Also, do you have a crush on General Thade?

Nothing clearing your throat from all the cobwebs and making sure the moth balls your chimpmunking in your mouth are gone or swallowed couldn’t fix.

Cuz you know, reading planet of the apes in 2022 is must read literature…

Are their pictures you can at least point at? Maybe a chime in the background for when you need to turn the page?

At least Disney/Marvel is rebooting the comic, which just might be fun considering their complete dedication for diversity and all that shit.

I just wanna see them call one of the main protagonist gorillas and “African American” gorilla. That’s printed money if you ask me.

 

[Master]

Ok… so back to Biggie Brainfarts

Who is such a narcissist with his one truth and lots of lies antics. Work out those mommy issues, bruh.

Pretty sure it was one night when I got super bored and no one was online. I figured I could lure someone online and it worked. Also, flashing your tits when you’re drunk because you husband is a cheating bastard pig isn’t exactly clear heals and pleather appropriate.

Latin kings rings a bell… used to cyber with a nic and that handle way back when. I still have access to that email bwa

Drink.

Fix the low self esteem issues first, Moby Dock.

Then we can move on to the daddy issues, personal identity flaws etc etc etc. and if we have time after all that we can get into these "mommy issues" the 14 brain cells which happened to survive the great flood of Smirnoff are conjuring up in that vacuous soccer ball you call a head.

And I'd advise highly you Put the bottle of cheap vodka down if you think it was only ONE night where you gratuitously flashed those Elmers glue IV bags you call tits to complete strangers hon. And not for dollar bills either, but for validation. On troll forums. Hundreds, if not thousands of times across several sites no less! Mostly unconsolidated in personal message but many a time in public.

And laughed at for it on many occasions on subs you couldn't see.

How far underground does your self esteem have to be to ride that pony, dear?

Drink? No thanks, I'm seeing first hand the effects of alcohol abuse and it isn't pretty

ha ha plus you cant reach the bar

He either doesn’t like CC and won’t play her game… or he is too busy self loathing himself into his own twisted body dismorphia and shoving a needle in his arm with enough steroids to jumpstart a racehorse to rocket to the moon. His back probably resembles pepperoni pizza from all the acne. Ewww… that part sounds yucky.

I love being the villain. For one, I’ve been done with appeasing people for as long as I’ve been online. People pm “ur awful, DIE!” And I’m like “thx BB!! “

Well….

If your getting “bacne” from steroids your either;

A. Pumping too much shit into your blood stream.

Or

B. Your getting shit that has a fucking horse on the bottle.

Steroids arent bad for you in moderation. It’s when your jabbing over 8 cc’s into your ass per cycle and not cutting. HGH is what the big time pro wrestlers use. Look at The Rock, he’s a fucking freak and he’s 100% HGH. Look at Triple H, same thing but he’s finally getting the problems from abusing it for so long to go along with a fucking deformed looking face and head that’s never going to shrink or an enlarged heart that’s going to kill him sooner or later without a transplant. Wrestlers don’t seem to understand that the heart is a muscle too. I mean, ask Eddie Guerrero when they did his autopsy and he heart was three times the size it should have been.

Hell, Vince was on the cover of a body building magazine at 65 shredded like a fucking brick shit house. Now look at him. Ten years later he still has the barrel chest but everything else deflated. The guys a billionaire and doesn’t have enough money to fix his face.

Still banging 20 something’s tho so mad props.

 

[cw_]

 

[The Prowler]

I have to laugh when Joe does the whole @person thing when he's quoting the person he's @ signing

so they get TWO notifications from the bucket of gibberish he's posted

and that to me is kinda funny

@Joe

He is bumbling senile old man.

He reminds me of Mr. Magoo.

 

[Joe]

I have to laugh when Joe does the whole @person thing when he's quoting the person he's @ signing

so they get TWO notifications from the bucket of gibberish he's posted

and that to me is kinda funny

@Joe

He is bumbling senile old man.

He reminds me of Mr. Magoo.

How's your Stock portfolio doing @The Prowler ?

Are you still a Bay Street/Wall Street 'Bull'?

 

[The Prowler]

Other thing...you condemn the sex industry so much but your beloved Donald Trump paid for sex many a time.

Even if it was legit & totally consensual Trump still paid for it as many other men of his wealth class have.

At what point will people realize that Senile @Joe uses prostitutes and is trying to defend his own behaviour?

You dont really understand what I'm condemning.

I have told you dozen of times by now that Senile @Joe does not take the time to read and comprehend what anyone here says.

It is either a mental illness or he is just too stupid or it is a personality flaw, but the guy does not read and process what people say. He takes one bit of detail and extrapolates where he thinks the train of thought is going, and does not process at all where it actually goes.

 

[The Prowler]

Off on a Tangent Alert!!!!

How's your Stock portfolio doing @The Prowler ?

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Joe]

Off on a Tangent Alert!!!!

How's your Stock portfolio doing @The Prowler ?

Hahahaha!!!!

I keep hearing when this one blows, it's gonna take people at least 10 years ta recover from this one @The Prowler.

Yer in for a long wait for it ta come back, Prowler.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe, there were entire threads dedicated to the topic of the stock market issues. You were already decimated in those threads.

Nobody needs to see it played out again, here, in this thread.

 

[Oerdin]

I wouldn’t say that about men in general… most men I know don’t gossip.

But online… they are worse than a bunch of old ladies in a knitting circle. And lazy… what type of man who was raised and loved by a woman tells a woman to go back to the kitchen? As if that is an insult.

Running a man’s household and raising his children is not something to be ashamed of. God created man and women to be 2 halves of a whole.

whoa whoa there sweetheart, you're getting into deep dives on human biology there and last I checked you were no official biologist

not to mention alienating some 245 other genders which are also part of this "whole" that the sky fairy which you shouldn't believe in created.

So simmer down on the hyperbole and let's let someone like Mr Sindy666 inform us as to what a woman actually is and what her role in the grand scheme of things should be. He's trans.. and while that's not an official field of study under the umbrella of biology it is a science thing and he knows best. Why? Well, because he's trans. Duh!

Hear?

Does he suffer from the trans shit smell we heard so much about in that other thread? You know, the one where woke leftists said women need to start smelling their own poop in solidarity with trans "women"?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This thread fucking

Texas politics? Lords of Acid? Steroids? Cocaine? Whores? Oh fuuuuuck yes!

This here thread is trill, with flashes of awesomeness all over the place *wipes away a tear of joy* Gosh, I'm overwhelmed - Praise the lawduhhh!!!

I mean, what a coincidence that most of the things I treasure in life somehow got stuffed into one thread in meltdow, am I really awake???

Beto is a fucking queer. I never bother to discuss my political views here, but since someone brought that retard up and mentioned his most embarrassing moment in Texas history, that about covers the entire topic for me. Thanks for that.

Lords of Acid? Hot damn, another great entertaining thing to randomly pop up outta nowhere. My entire back is tattooed into one big "lovely" canopy nobody else has anything similar to except naked demon whores, with at least one sexy horned succubus with large naked tits and pussy muff on display. I know many people here in TX, and some have even mentioned I could cover her up in kinky wear to bring both naughtiness and a tiny shred of dignity. No sir, never.

Steroids? Yup, in the Army and other times. True medical knowledge about them wasn't exactly available, especially to young soldiers like me. I had already naturally sculpted my body back at military school so going straight to deca was almost a good idea. I blew the fuck up, quickly. It made me such an arrogant cunt (more than I normally am) that I'd overdue my cycles. How did I get steroids at the Army War College? Easily, but I won't explain right now.

Cocaine and whores? You be'cha! I still do both with sick glee. Why the motherfuck wouldn't I?

I could go on and on about those topics as they all are favorites of mine because I'm genuinely insane, damaged goods and will always be. If I ever accidentally walked into an intervention room full of loved ones who care about me? Ambulances would arrive as fast as they possibly could, and they never ever come into my neighborhood so the neighbors would come out to see who had a sudden heart attack, or some simiar bullshit, and be shocked to see the group of fine law abiding citizens being stacked up ontop of eachother because responders would have no idea what they would see.

Great thread, good job -- ladies and gentlemen. Great way to start my day. Thanks folks...



SSS
- Is somehow even worse in RL than on the internet where I get quickly banned where I drift.

 

[Oerdin]

It is good to be humble and confident but some people act like if you make something out of yourself you can't ever speak about it. Especially when someone makes a wild claim about you it is OK to set the record straight.

 

[Jeannie]

are the most insecure, boring, talentless people on the planet.

People who brag about shit they own -- or plan to buy -- on a troll board: Mentally unstable as well as insecure, boring, and talentless.

So now you know what you're dealing with.

how can u tell the difference between bragging and harmless sharing about something they bought and r impressed with?

i think its mostly subjective - if it invokes jealousy its viewed as 'bragging'

 

[Oerdin]

Exactly.