Flynn
Lion Heart Diva
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I must say!
While you both may lack in the looks and brains department, you guys make up for it with courage and bravery. I am for one impressed. Even with mounting odds and the daily dog piles, you two show back up the next day and do it all over again and for that The BF Elite Guard salute the two of you.
While it may not be customary for you two to have any kind of titles of esteem or rightfully belonging to a radical halfwit "reg" group. I can see that both of you needing to be honored.
I bestow unto you, Seamajor and Admin, the titles of "The Duke" and "The Dutchess" of all things fair and noble. For these titles you both will swear an oath to me and and in times of war be my personal guard. Additionally, you will report the proper intelligence findings to The Bastard Factory Intelligence Division known as F.7.7. or The B.F.I.D.
I had requested the special color of pink for your usernames but I was rebuffed and was told quote:
"Those two dickheads are lucky they're still here."
I will keep looking for a way to get your name color changed. Meanwhile, I need both of your signatures.
_______________________________________
Seamajor
_______________________________________
Admin
*****on a technical side note, because of the special laws pertaining to titles of stature in the Ukraine which is where the BF servers and headquarters are located, titles have to include any significant others or spouses, because of that special rule both Seamajor and Admin must be addressed this way when seen in Bastard Factory Forums. The law does not set an example who should be "The Dutchess" so both parties can work that out themselves. It should also be noted that whomever is designated as "The Dutchess" must make no less than 1000 attempts at getting pregnant by "The Duke" in a span of no longer than 20 years. "Attempts" will only count if there is a successfulcreampie insemination.*****
While you both may lack in the looks and brains department, you guys make up for it with courage and bravery. I am for one impressed. Even with mounting odds and the daily dog piles, you two show back up the next day and do it all over again and for that The BF Elite Guard salute the two of you.
While it may not be customary for you two to have any kind of titles of esteem or rightfully belonging to a radical halfwit "reg" group. I can see that both of you needing to be honored.
I bestow unto you, Seamajor and Admin, the titles of "The Duke" and "The Dutchess" of all things fair and noble. For these titles you both will swear an oath to me and and in times of war be my personal guard. Additionally, you will report the proper intelligence findings to The Bastard Factory Intelligence Division known as F.7.7. or The B.F.I.D.
I had requested the special color of pink for your usernames but I was rebuffed and was told quote:
"Those two dickheads are lucky they're still here."
I will keep looking for a way to get your name color changed. Meanwhile, I need both of your signatures.
_______________________________________
Seamajor
_______________________________________
Admin
*****on a technical side note, because of the special laws pertaining to titles of stature in the Ukraine which is where the BF servers and headquarters are located, titles have to include any significant others or spouses, because of that special rule both Seamajor and Admin must be addressed this way when seen in Bastard Factory Forums. The law does not set an example who should be "The Dutchess" so both parties can work that out themselves. It should also be noted that whomever is designated as "The Dutchess" must make no less than 1000 attempts at getting pregnant by "The Duke" in a span of no longer than 20 years. "Attempts" will only count if there is a successful
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