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Hi! I haven't blown through this dead whore crammed dumpster for a while. So like, hi - totally.
Firstly, a poster here pointed out that I had a shit stain. It's on one of my socks after I drunkenly stomped on a huge vile pile of worm crawling excrement, which also served as a mansion for black flies. Don't. Let. One. Land. On. You. True story. Also, the poster Vile_Pile sends me PMs asking me to fly to her shabby town/village, to fuck her butt. What a clever cunt. If I did that, I would spend the rest of my life blowjob-less. Cheers, Stinky, a rank finger is a fantastic alternative than your Vile dipped pinky. Jerking off later would make your hand smell worse than the huge shit that'll tumble outta your double-fistable dot when you make this world a better place.
Next, MasterBlaster submits blank posts - wordless, picture-less, genuinely pitiful. Let's take a close look at why he does this. The guy has never been able to play the drums with violent authority. Whoops, that wasn't true. MB beat his fuckin' on everything from the cymbals to the floor. Must've actually looked badass during the band he was in, always the shitty openers that no one would come to for free if they headlined a show. Gas money *shrug*. Keep it up MB, your current one-liners will join the blank crew soon enough. Thank you for shutting the fuck up when you post:
Oh yeah- Stinky. His mom posted a picture of him when he was young and his posts here confirm it's him. Stinky to the motherfuckin' rescuuuuue! *shitty song blasts as Stinky enters any room anywhere, even whorehouses*
SSS
- smiling at the fact that MB's both brain-dead and deaf. Helen Kellen's descendant
Firstly, a poster here pointed out that I had a shit stain. It's on one of my socks after I drunkenly stomped on a huge vile pile of worm crawling excrement, which also served as a mansion for black flies. Don't. Let. One. Land. On. You. True story. Also, the poster Vile_Pile sends me PMs asking me to fly to her shabby town/village, to fuck her butt. What a clever cunt. If I did that, I would spend the rest of my life blowjob-less. Cheers, Stinky, a rank finger is a fantastic alternative than your Vile dipped pinky. Jerking off later would make your hand smell worse than the huge shit that'll tumble outta your double-fistable dot when you make this world a better place.
Next, MasterBlaster submits blank posts - wordless, picture-less, genuinely pitiful. Let's take a close look at why he does this. The guy has never been able to play the drums with violent authority. Whoops, that wasn't true. MB beat his fuckin' on everything from the cymbals to the floor. Must've actually looked badass during the band he was in, always the shitty openers that no one would come to for free if they headlined a show. Gas money *shrug*. Keep it up MB, your current one-liners will join the blank crew soon enough. Thank you for shutting the fuck up when you post:
Oh yeah- Stinky. His mom posted a picture of him when he was young and his posts here confirm it's him. Stinky to the motherfuckin' rescuuuuue! *shitty song blasts as Stinky enters any room anywhere, even whorehouses*
SSS
- smiling at the fact that MB's both brain-dead and deaf. Helen Kellen's descendant
