What is the biggest cry for help?

[Master]

Back in the day when Murdys forum was at a crossroads, she unleashed onto an unsuspecting public the collective star power of fractals. Those wonderfully amazing generated pictures that were not only the biggest flop this community has ever seen, but have since become a meme.

Then you have the dunderfail that was known an the SG remake 2021 or 2022 I really don't care enough to look.

Biggie 40kspam and Dovid the forum destroyers vapid attempt at trying to stick jumper cables on a dead body that just didn't want to move. They thought just because they were there, the two biggest retards this community has ever seen, that every drooling spastic was suddenly gonna follow them into the gas chambers cheering right along.

Last time I checked, there was a whole Indian family posting there hot links to some of the best deals on Nike shoes.

But it gets better.

Fleas flatline o fail is so dead of you sneeze in it's direction the dust collecting does the wave, poor Flea has to reopen dead forums so the place looks busier then rotting corpse.

Flea, you posted a members private photo. Nobody wants to see that shit any more and the fact you did it over something as petty as wurds on a screen make you look stupid. It isn't 2006 any more and that shits played out. Make your forum better with better content. It's that simple.

I give it two weeks and your shit hole will only have you, your two retarded friends, and the ghost of Bonesaw as the only members left.

There's no such thing as a chill vibe of there's no such thing as a lifeline to support it.

 

[Admin.]

I'm gonna go do some luxury shit, nanner nanner!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dumpster

 

[Admin.]

Sounds like someone is still in search of a personality....

 

[Seamajor]

Sounds like someone is still in search of a personality....

 

[Master]

Dumpster? Meltdown IS the dumpster!!!

Mother fucker can't even see over the counter without stacking a bunch of books on the floor da fuck he gonna see that much...

 

[Master]

Now think about this one;

You look at all three of those fail forums, they all have one thing in common.

Biggie Fail Maker.

Whomever listens to that loser gets everything they deserve.


Haw Haw

 

[Admin.]

Now think about this one;

You look at all three of those fail forums, they all have one thing in common.

Biggie Fail Maker.

Whomever listens to that loser gets everything they deserve.


Haw Haw

A Bigly Fail Production

 

[The Countess]

I’ll post that fat motherfuckin pic again if you don’t stfu and keep it pushing.

 

[Breakfall]

You need to repent.

 

[The Countess]

Dumpster

That forums existence really bothers him. He claims it’s so dead yet he’s started how many threads about it.

 

[Master]

A Bigly Fail Production

You throw rocks at idiots like Biggie404 if you saw his dumb ass wobbling down the street.

When the guy dies from embarrassment depression the only thing written on his tombstone should be "At least he tried" and an arrow so where the homeless can aim their piss.

 

[Breakfall]

I fucked up on suicide. Wore a rope scar on my neck for three months.

 

[Breakfall]

That is my darkest moment…

 

[Master]

That forums existence really bothers him. He claims it’s so dead yet he’s started how many threads about it.

It's called "commentary".

Google the definition

 

[The Countess]

It's called "commentary".

Google the definition

Exactly. It’s all you have to talk about.


I think Vit was right about not giving you any attention

 

[Admin.]

You throw rocks at idiots like Biggie404 if you saw his dumb ass wobbling down the street.

When the guy dies from embarrassment depression the only thing written on his tombstone should be "At least he tried" and an arrow so where the homeless can aim their piss.

A loving and heartfelt tribute,

 

[Breakfall]

Exactly. It’s all you have to talk about.


I think Vit was right about not giving you any attention

You just put my suicidal claim to rest!

 

[Master]

I’ll post that fat motherfuckin pic again if you don’t stfu and keep it pushing.

Do it at your forum.

That's almost as good as not posting it in the first place.

 

[Master]

Exactly. It’s all you have to talk about.


I think Vit was right about not giving you any attention

There's plenty of things to talk about. Your desperate measures to try and keep up with this place are just first on the discussional topics list I have on my commentary desk.

Flea, just delete that place. You don't need the hassle.

 

[Breakfall]

Do it at your forum.

That's almost as good as not posting it in the first place.

Are arareareafafeaffe

 

[Breakfall]

Are you just mad because I’m sexier?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That forums existence really bothers him. He claims it’s so dead yet he’s started how many threads about it.

And now he has admi looking to suck his dick after shift at the burger joint
Lol

 

[The Countess]

There's plenty of things to talk about. Your desperate measures to try and keep up with this place are just first on the discussional topics list I have on my commentary desk.

Flea, just delete that place. You don't need the hassle.

No. It’s existence makes you seethe lol

 

[Master]

No. It’s existence makes you seethe lol

Seethe?

Darling I'm fucking laughing out loud over the desperation on display.

When everyone at Lametruth was minding their own business you dolts at SG did nothing but spew about FT. Now that the shoe is on the other foot you don't like it.

What goes around, comes around.

 

[No One]

Where is Mr.Pickles?

 

[Master]

Where is Mr.Pickles?

Living his life in Minnesota

 

[The Countess]

Seethe?

Darling I'm fucking laughing out loud over the desperation on display.

When everyone at Lametruth was minding their own business you dolts at SG did nothing but spew about FT. Now that the shoe is on the other foot you don't like it.

What goes around, comes around.

But you don’t own this forum. The owner ain’t even acting clownish like you. You’re just a worker bee, working for free. Putting on a clown show, it’s basically a free circus and you’re the main attraction lmao.


You’re acting like a busy forum is a crowning achievement. Owning a home, working and raising a family are crowning achievements. This is pure entertainment for most of us.

 

[Master]

But you don’t own this forum. The owner ain’t even acting clownish like you. You’re just a worker bee, working for free. Putting on a clown show, it’s basically a free circus and you’re the main attraction lmao.


You’re acting like a busy forum is a crowning achievement. Owning a home, working and raising a family are crowning achievements. This is pure entertainment for most of us.

Well, I own two homes, two of my kids are already living on their own, one has a sponsorship with a big name makeup company, and my youngest is one of the best soccer players in the district. I think I'm doing all right in all those regards.

As for entertainment, this is entertaining. Pointing the finger and laughing when you and your double dorked lemmings were kicking around FT you sure as shit found that entertaining, amirite?

You didn't stop that shit, so why should I stop now? Because you don't like it? Was it fair to Cdub?
Was fucking with Cdubs site fair?

Nobody here is taking that route on your internet home for rejects. We're pointing out your pitiful desperation in trying to keep up and laughing about it.

And do save the whole "were just here for the lolz" pity play. You made SG as a get back over turd fail and that was after the first board you had got shot into the sun for some strange reason I don't even remember. If you ain't doing this shit for traffic and interest then your doing it wrong.


Work work work work work

 

[Garraty_47]

I think Vit was right about not giving you any attention

It's not rocket science. It applies not only to KM but to all the attention-seeking bloviators of which he's a rather low-tiered example to be frank about it.

That lot doesn't care if you praise them or curse them as long as you're talking about them. The reason KM opts for curses almost exclusively is because he's not very bright and being an asshole is easy.