Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[Jack]

What do you think a special occasion is?

when someone gives you a hot lead enema?

 

[Fredricka]

I've known some people like that. They are pretty rare, but some people do only smoke occasionally.

I don't know if they have a special keychain to smoke only occasionally though.

That does seem a bit odd.

It's old, from before I became a joker smoker

 

[Seamajor]

Maybe add a dash of rat poison.

More your style. A gun to your head is quicker, but a tad messier. Frank would have to clean up. Don’t do it DD, despite your life’s fuck ups

 

[Seamajor]

What do you think a special occasion is?

You brought it up. Tell me. Still wondering what a key chain ashtray is

 

[Lily]

when someone gives you a hot lead enema?

Are you thinking she should be shot in the ass with a 45?

Very American, btw...lmao

 

[Fredricka]

You brought it up. Tell me. Still wondering what a key chain ashtray is

Most people know what a special occasion is, how come you don't? Seriously, are you brain damaged?

 

[Seamajor]

Most people know what a special occasion is, how come you don't? Seriously, are you brain damaged?

Hardly. You have real difficulties explaining yourself. Again, what’s a key chain ashtray? Why would anyone believe you, when you’re unclear. Are you hiding something?

 

[Fredricka]

Hardly. You have real difficulties explaining yourself. Again, what’s a key chain ashtray? Why would anyone believe you, when you’re unclear. Are you hiding something?

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[Seamajor]

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There ya go. Thanks. Reminds me that I don’t need one

 

[Lily]

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Honestly, I've never seen one of those before. They must be sold here too.

 

[realgrimm]

A travel ash tray. Weird? I’ve never heard of one. Wonder what it looks like? Must be odd to carry cig butts on your key chain. I hate that odor. Just me.

.

 

[Frood]

More your style. A gun to your head is quicker, but a tad messier. Frank would have to clean up. Don’t do it DD, despite your life’s fuck ups

The suggestion was for you.

 

[Seamajor]

The suggestion was for you.

It’s way more fitting for Frood the wannabe dude, who lives on the edge, with a fucked up life. Poor sap. Think about it DD

 

[Frood]

It’s way more fitting for Frood the wannabe dude, who lives on the edge, with a fucked up life. Poor sap. Think about it DD

No

 

[Fredricka]

There ya go. Thanks. Reminds me that I don’t need one

Did you need reminding? That'll be the brain damage

 

[Frood]

Did you need reminding? That'll be the brain damage

Toxic shock from lost pineapples in the rectum....

 

[Lily]

Toxic shock from lost pineapples in the rectum....

Says "lost pineapples" and then says exactly where he believes they are...shit hole noggin on display

 

[Frood]

Says "lost pineapples" and then says exactly where he believes they are...shit hole noggin on display

I know where Seaboobs lets his pineapples ripen...

 

[Lily]

I know where Seaboobs lets his pineapples ripen...

Therefore, by definition they're not "lost", are they, Einstein?

Those honorary doctorates have done wonders for your IQ.

 

[Frood]

Therefore, by definition they're not "lost", are they, Einstein?

Those honorary doctorates have done wonders for your IQ.

Are you drunk or something?

 

[Seamajor]

Toxic shock from lost pineapples in the rectum....

Like the one you wear in your bung

 

[Frood]

No yuo!

 

[Frood]

 

[Lily]

Are you drunk or something?

I was not drunk, but you're always dumb. There is that.

 

[Frood]

I was not drunk, but you're always dumb. There is that.

Ok... you were and are just being a beaner... cool.

 

[Lily]

Ok... you were and are just being a beaner... cool.

Always a beaner and never ashamed.

 

[Frood]

Always a beaner and never ashamed.

Yup... too dumb to be ashamed of it.. lol

 

[Lily]

Yup... too dumb to be ashamed of it.. lol

What is there to be ashamed of being a Chicana?

 

[Frood]

What is there to be ashamed of being a Chicana?

You tell me...

 

[Seamajor]

Yup... too dumb to be ashamed of it.. lol

DD is upset again everyone. Her life is shit, and she’s got a chip on her shoulder. That or she’s outta smokes again. God, a tobacco habit must be horrible.