Offers to Buy Bastard Factory

[Frood]

You can't afford to take out your boyfriend to restaurant. Let adults handle everything money related and continue eating stool.

I handle money but have never eaten stool....Am I disqualified from the bid?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I handle money but have never eaten stool....Am I disqualified from the bid?

Not yiu. CockMonster. He is eating stool, while thinking he can sit on the table with big timers like us. So all good.

 

[UncleDiLF]

You cheap can collectors.

I bid 100 USD.

 

[Frood]

Not yiu. CockMonster. He is eating stool, while thinking he can sit on the table with big timers like us. So all good.

Are yiu sezzing the choc chipz in his cookies is not of teh cacao?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, I'm raising my offer.


Bus fare to Schenectady......



... from Amsterdam.

 

[The Prowler]

Do I hear $2.70? Anyone? $2.70 for the legendary Bastard Factory?

I offered BF 25$ years ago, even upped it to 30, but that's as high as I would go for it as it stands.
Take it or leave it, BF.

$30!!!!!


Do I hear $35? $35 for a piece of history. Anyone? $35....

 

[The Prowler]

You cheap can collectors.

I bid 100 USD.

$100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Amazing!!!!


Do I hear $110 for the Bastard Factory Forum?


$110 for a piece of history!

 

[Frood]

Ok, I'm raising my offer.


Bus fare to Schenectady......



... from Amsterdam.

I'll raise thst..

Airfreight human cargo ticket from Somalia to Minneapolis... executive cargo hold fare.

 

[Frood]

$100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Amazing!!!!


Do I hear $110 for the Bastard Factory Forum?


$110 for a piece of history!

If BF paid me 100 bucks USD per week for turbocharging his site, I could entertain the offer.

But that's a hawkishly conservative figure... I'd probably need 180-200 dollars USD per week to bother with it... about 10-15 hours spent per week sowing the seeds elsewhere..... and that's a discount of love for the game. I get 60-80 bucks an hour if I don't say no to staying back and solving issues.....which I only do half the time because work life balance and sleep and shit.