Why are all the Alphas on this board so effete?

Blurt

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I was under the impression that Alphas were hardcore males. Manly manz, you know?

I guess I was mistaken.

Let's look at the evidence, shall we?

The dominant personas on this board are, in no particular order:

✓ Lily
✓ Blandscape
✓ George from Pizza Hut
✓ LotusBud
✓ Admin
✓ Blurt

What do these delightfully dominant personas all have in common?

They're fueled by their brain cells rather than by their hormones or their day passes.

Thus, the answer to the Ultimate Bastard Factory Question is: 42, i.e., the combined IQ of all the resident self-proclaimed "Alpha Males" (and I use the term as loosely as Aryan uses his vagina).
 

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Adam Hitler

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Blurt's precious isn't he? This is his version of a dog whistle, where he examines the membership of a forum, identifies the liberal/homo/SJW types and makes a beeline for them by going into full blown e-suck, prostate massage mode.

The woke SJW brigade is organising lads, be afraid, at least for your anal virginity LMAO.
 
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Blurt

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No idea what a "fluffer" is, but you are a completely worthless twat, who adds fuck all of interest or substance.

Penis-puffers Unite!!!

(Tip o' the hat to Seoulbro, here, for letting me use the expression.)
 

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