Why are all the Alphas on this board so effete?

[Blurt]

I was under the impression that Alphas were hardcore males. Manly manz, you know?

I guess I was mistaken.

Let's look at the evidence, shall we?

The dominant personas on this board are, in no particular order:

✓ Lily
✓ Blandscape
✓ Flynn
✓ LotusBud
✓ Admin
✓ Blurt

What do these delightfully dominant personas all have in common?

They're fueled by their brain cells rather than by their hormones or their day passes.

Thus, the answer to the Ultimate Bastard Factory Question is: 42, i.e., the combined IQ of all the resident self-proclaimed "Alpha Males" (and I use the term as loosely as Aryan uses his vagina).

 

[realgrimm]

13 centigrade

 

[realgrimm]

.0493 Hectares

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think this thread has just given me AIDS.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[realgrimm]

I think this thread has just given me AIDS.

 

[realgrimm]

AAAAIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEESSSSSS​

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[realgrimm]

lets see who cries

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think the honourable thing to do here with this monstrosity is turn it into a laughing at trannies thread,;

 

[Adam Hitler]

Blurt's precious isn't he? This is his version of a dog whistle, where he examines the membership of a forum, identifies the liberal/homo/SJW types and makes a beeline for them by going into full blown e-suck, prostate massage mode.

The woke SJW brigade is organising lads, be afraid, at least for your anal virginity LMAO.

 

[The Countess]

Better

Why do people get all in their feelings on here? LMAO

 

[Admin.]

This thread sure attracted the "Alpha-Betas" LULZ!

 

[realgrimm]

Knock Knock


whos there?

Dead babies

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fuck, Aidsman is truly the most worthless poster on here.

 

[Admin.]

Fuck, Aidsman is truly the most worthless poster on here.

^^^Something someone's fluffer would say.

 

[Adam Hitler]

No idea what a "fluffer" is, but you are a completely worthless twat, who adds fuck all of interest or substance.

 

[Admin.]

No idea what a "fluffer" is, but you are a completely worthless twat, who adds fuck all of interest or substance.

Shh don't cry, there is no crying among Alfas.

 

[Blurt]

No idea what a "fluffer" is, but you are a completely worthless twat, who adds fuck all of interest or substance.

Penis-puffers Unite!!!

(Tip o' the hat to Seoulbro, here, for letting me use the expression.)

 

[realgrimm]

No idea what a "fluffer" is, but you are a completely worthless twat, who adds fuck all of interest or substance.

a Fluffer is a job for women who have daddy issues..

 

[The Countess]

Knock Knock


whos there?

Dead babies

oh was that aimed at me? I don’t give a fuck about your dead kids, homie. You’re gonna have to come at me wayyyyyy harder.

 

[The Countess]

Btw-

Only a child abuser would think anything related to deceased children is funny. People’s true colors shining thru…

 

[realgrimm]

Knock Knock


whos there?

Dead babies

oh was that aimed at me? I don’t give a fuck about your dead kids, homie. You’re gonna have to come at me wayyyyyy harder.

Nah maybe indirectly It was in reference to the BF crew being soft..

thin skin is your issue..

 

[realgrimm]

Btw-

Only a child abuser would think anything related to deceased children is funny. People’s true colors shining thru…

SOFT..

Sorry about feelings

 

[realgrimm]

TRIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRREEEEEDDDDD!!!!

 

[The Countess]

TRIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRREEEEEDDDDD!!!!

Yes. Child abuse is very triggering. I detest abusers. It’s why I kick Semen around.

 

[realgrimm]

TRIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRREEEEEDDDDD!!!!

Yes. Child abuse is very triggering. I detest abusers. It’s why I kick Semen around.

also a tell just sayin

 

[The Countess]

TRIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRREEEEEDDDDD!!!!

Yes. Child abuse is very triggering. I detest abusers. It’s why I kick Semen around.

also a tell just sayin

The only thing that’s “telling” is when someone thinks the thought of dead babies is funny. Kid killing scumbags.

 

[realgrimm]

TRIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRREEEEEDDDDD!!!!

Yes. Child abuse is very triggering. I detest abusers. It’s why I kick Semen around.

also a tell just sayin

The only thing that’s “telling” is when someone thinks the thought of dead babies is funny. Kid killing scumbags.

Little judgemental.. Maybe the kid asked for it

 

[realgrimm]

Laws of the land


it'll only hurt for a minute

 

[Flynn]

I think this thread has just given me AIDS.

Will having two different strain of A.I.D.S. cause any complications?