Introducing the Batard Factory Regs

[Master]

As you know, Bastard Factory is the haus of innovation.

As such, we are now going to reward those of you who make great content.

You will be deemed a BF Reg.

You morons with X amount of posts and more time spent here instead of in real life, most of you rabble aren't even being considered for such lofty status.

Make great content, become a Reg.

You will be privy to the inner workings of this site moving forward and will have input in board concerns. You will be one of the enlightened and have access to the BF Reg room.

Yes, I am an official BF Reg. I am an excellent content creator and needle mover here.

Who will be next? Make your plea now as only regs can vote for new Regs.

 

[Flynn]

As you know, Bastard Factory is the haus of innovation.

As such, we are now going to reward those of you who make great content.

You will be deemed a BF Reg.

You morons with X amount of posts and more time spent here instead of in real life, most of you rabble aren't even being considered for such lofty status.

Make great content, become a Reg.

You will be privy to the inner workings of this site moving forward and will have input in board concerns. You will be one of the enlightened and have access to the BF Reg room.

Yes, I am an official BF Reg. I am an excellent content creator and needle mover here.

Who will be next? Make your plea now as only regs can vote for new Regs.

I nominate UncleDiLF, Dove, Biggie Smells and....and........and...................

 

[Master]

Your not a reg. You have no vote.

 

[Flynn]

Your not a reg. You have no vote.

But Dilf, Dove and Biggie Crap will be regs, right?

 

[Master]

But Dilf, Dove and Biggie Crap will be regs, right?

Still looking over the applications.

 

[Flynn]

Still looking over the applications.

I also want to nominate Aryan and Weeg.

 

[Master]

None of those idiots make great content.

 

[Flynn]

None of those idiots make great conteWeed.

I know! Temple!!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

None of those idiots make great content.

Your content to date is 4 years of stalking. Don’t bring that shit to this forum faggot!

 

[Master]

RulerofMK?

 

[Flynn]

Oh. I wanna nominate Breakfall and his eraser sized nipples.

 

[Master]

Nobody will be nominated whom I have on ignore.

Breaktard gets nothing.

 

[Flynn]

I also wanna nominate the gal who made my Starbucks drink today.

 

[Breakfall]

RulerofMK?

Your ruler is six fucking inches…oopsy!
Not the brightest spark are you?

 

[Flynn]

Nobody will be nominated whom I have on ignore.

Breaktard gets nothing.

Oh. In that case I wanna nominate Seamajor and Admin.

 

[Flynn]

Heya Martini. What up with that crazy wallpaper and nasty looking light switch?

 

[Breakfall]

Nobody will be nominated whom I have on ignore.

Breaktard gets nothing.

If you left…you wouldn’t be missed. You’re an irritation at best.

 

[Flynn]

If you left…you wouldn’t be missed. You’re an irritation at best.

But you still wanna eat his dick like a popsicle though, right?

 

[Breakfall]

But you still wanna eat his dick like a popsicle though, right?

I have a wife cockhead! This is why us straight folk can’t be “WOKE”…you’re all raving poofters!

 

[Flynn]

I have a wife cockhead! This is why us straight folk can’t be “WOKE”…you’re all raving poofters!

I know you have a wife silly! What's his name?

 

[Breakfall]

I know you have a wife silly! What's his name?

None of your business Missy Moo

 

[Flynn]

None of your business Missy Moo

Well can you tell us something about this lucky man you've decided to spend the rest of your life with?

 

[cw_]

 

[Kirk]

Is there going to be a super secret ass cave for the regs

 

[Adam Hitler]

Your ruler is six fucking inches…oopsy!
Not the brightest spark are you?

That light switch.

 

[Master]

Heya Martini. What up with that crazy wallpaper and nasty looking light switch?

Idk.

That pic is like 8 years old.

(Shrugs)

 

[Seamajor]

Is there going to be a super secret ass cave for the regs

You and DD get your own

 

[Master]

As the first Reg here:

I nominate Caskur into the Bastard Factory Regs

 

[Breakfall]

As the first Reg here:

I nominate Caskur into the Bastard Factory Regs

You keep quiet little lad.

 

[reaper]