Introducing....The Alpha's.

[Biggie Smiles]

Congrats are in order to the newest stable on BF as the Alpha's hope to usher in an era of prosperity.

Making up The Alpha's are:


@EmperorDiLF
@Aryan
@The Alloytolla reaper
@Blazor
@Breakfall

Now that is a kick ass line up

and with Dilf in charge of things I know they are going to do well

Purple Pansies who? lmao

 

[Blurt]

If this thread is a portent of putative Alpha prowess, the belles at Lipstick Alley gonna go dry as Froot's mangina.

 

[Frood]

I'd like to be included in the Don't Give A Fuck With A Strict 1 Person Charter Brigade, please....

Rest assured that I will kick others' arses just as succinctly as I can my own.

Because I'm the only one who has the capability thus far...

 

[Master]

If this thread is a portent of putative Alpha prowess, the belles at Lipstick Alley gonna go dry as Froot's mangina.

Those broads at LSA love me.

In time they will be here.

 

[Master]

 

[Frood]

Those broads at LSA love me.

In time they will be here.

I will not fuck them.

Just make that clear upfront.

I'd hate to log in and see my pm box full of horny black girls looking for exotic white chocolate.

 

[Master]

I will not fuck them.

Just make that clear upfront.

I'd hate to log in and see my pm box full of horny black girls looking for exotic white chocolate.

Ain't a man until you made it with a tan...

 

[Garraty_47]

Damn looks like Vitty lucked out of getting into the other group, too.

How many times must I say it?
Fuck all the way off with the entirety of your cliqueish bullshit.

It's OK, @Garraty_47 we have a fractals group im sure you would be perfect for.

Most of you lot don't deserve my fractals.
Leave my fucking nym out of that bait bucket as well.

 

[Master]

How many times must I say it?
Fuck all the way off with the entirety of your cliqueish bullshit.



Most of you lot don't deserve my fractals.
Leave my fucking nym out of that bait bucket as well.

Your reading mad, Vitty.

Eat a snickers.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How many times must I say it?
Fuck all the way off with the entirety of your cliqueish bullshit.



Most of you lot don't deserve my fractals.
Leave my fucking nym out of that bait bucket as well.

Deep down I think Martini really wants you to be a part of his short bus drool posse

 

[Frood]

Ain't a man until you made it with a tan...

I heard, "once you go black, you'll prefer prison crack"... ?

 

[Seamajor]

Deep down I think Martini really wants you to be a part of his short bus drool posse

The short bus? Perfect

 

[Garraty_47]

Your reading mad, Vitty.

Eat a snickers.

What kind of moron reads emphasis as anger?
I mean aside from the obvious kind of moron I'm currently addressing, of course.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I heard, "once you go black, you'll prefer prison crack"... ?

Is that why admin smokes all that dope? Cause of all the black cock he’s sucked over the years?

 

[Blurt]

Most of you lot don't deserve my fractals.
Leave my fucking nym out of that bait bucket as well.

I LIKE FRACTALS

 

[Frood]

Is that why admin smokes all that dope? Cause of all the black cock he’s sucked over the years?

Oh shit.... you may have cracked him!

 

[Frood]

I LIKE FRACTALS

You also like spooning Fraggle Rock plushie dolls, so don't get too boisterous.....

 

[Master]

What kind of moron reads emphasis as anger?
I mean aside from the obvious kind of moron I'm currently addressing, of course.

See, this is why your reading mad.

Vitty, you were denied. It happens.

Make better content and possibly some day you can earn a spot in the alphas.

The Regulators, probably a little to much for your skill set. But aim high, my son.

 

[Blurt]

I own only one plushie doll, Froo, and that's an unlicensed Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

 

[Breakfall]

What kind of moron reads emphasis as anger?
I mean aside from the obvious kind of moron I'm currently addressing, of course.

You make complete sense my friend! Now what can I call you? Besides Garraty and Vitty…I’m a businessman…and they’re both unmarketable! Löl

 

[Breakfall]

How about Gazza?

 

[Master]

I own only one plushie doll, Froo, and that's an unlicensed Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

The plushie has a better shot at being a Regulator then poor Vitty here.

Everyone, take it easy on Vitty. He's had a rough couple days.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Aim high @Garraty_47 - get a frontal lobotomy

Then and only then will you be on par with the purple peons

 

[Breakfall]

I LIKE FRACTALS

Please dude…that’s boring, confusing for most, and not even funny anymore. In fact you‘ve become dull!

 

[Garraty_47]

Vitty, you were denied. It happens.

Actually I refused.
Wouldn't expect a third-rate intellect like yours to discern the difference so just take my word there is one and it's yuge.

 

[Breakfall]

The plushie has a better shot at being a Regulator then poor Vitty here.

Everyone, take it easy on Vitty. He's had a rough couple days.

Why don’t you practice not being a stalker? Löl

 

[Garraty_47]

I own only one plushie doll, Froo, and that's an unlicensed Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

Hobbes is my spirit animal.

 

[Frood]

I own only one plushie doll, Froo, and that's an unlicensed Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

Hmmm... that's venturing into Seamajor territory.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Why don’t you practice not being a stalker? Löl

He should practice writing child support checks

Even if all he has is Monopoly money

 

[Master]

Actually I refused.
Wouldn't expect a third-rate intellect like yours to discern the difference so just take my word there is one and it's yuge.

That's what they all say when they were denied.

It's OK.

Enjoy a cup of coffee in your Martini mug.