Offers to Buy Bastard Factory

The Prowler · Jan 19, 2026

This the thread to post your offer to buy the keys to Bastard Factory.

Now that I am writing this....it should really be run like an auction.

It should be done in USD.

So we need a starting bid.

$10?

Anyone want to start the bidding at $10?

Frood · Jan 20, 2026

I bid two bits!

Seamajor · Jan 20, 2026

Frood said:
I bid two bits!

Eso es todo DD?

The Prowler · Jan 20, 2026

Frood said:
I bid two bits!

Wow.

You cheap fuckers.

Okay, we have two bits!

How about 50 cents? Anyone? 50 cents?

Frood · Jan 20, 2026

The Prowler said:
Wow.

You cheap fuckers.

Okay, we have two bits!

How about 50 cents? Anyone? 50 cents?

I meant two bits of gold I prospected on a private property in the Triangle.... near Bendigo..

Seaboobs bids his two wrinkly Mr Burns nipples....

Reggie_Essent · Jan 20, 2026

I've got two dollars and 55 cents and a ball of pocket lint I can spare.

Seamajor · Jan 20, 2026

Frood said:
I meant two bits of gold I prospected on a private property in the Triangle.... near Bendigo..

Seaboobs bids his two wrinkly Mr Burns nipples....

Frank conseguía algo anoche?

Seamajor · Jan 20, 2026

O se vino abajo de nuevo?

Seamajor · Jan 20, 2026

El ya debe sabor tu género.

Frood · Jan 20, 2026

^^^ pajero...

The Prowler · Jan 20, 2026

Reggie_Essent said:
I've got two dollars and 55 cents and a ball of pocket lint I can spare.

That is more like it!!!!

How about $2.75? Anyone? $2.75 to own the entire forum!! $2.75?

Larry Loungelizard · Jan 20, 2026

I offer bus fare to Toledo.

Final offer.

MANCID RILKO · Jan 20, 2026

Larry Loungelizard said:
I offer bus fare to Toledo.

Final offer.

But from where?

Larry Loungelizard · Jan 20, 2026

MANCID RILKO said:
But from where?

From Perrysburg.

Reggie_Essent · Jan 20, 2026

MANCID RILKO said:
But from where?

Larry's is the best offer yet!

MANCID RILKO · Jan 20, 2026

Larry Loungelizard said:
From Perrysburg.

Oh wow I think that's where Weeg lives

Seamajor · Jan 21, 2026

Frood said:
^^^ pajero...

Mujer grasoso. Lo siento

Fredricka · Jan 21, 2026

Reggie_Essent said:
Larry's is the best offer yet!

Blimey, don't encourage him

Cookie Monster · Jan 21, 2026

I offer a TV license final demand letter, I keep getting them.

Fredricka · Jan 21, 2026

I offer rattlers and a homemade pasty. I win

Adam Hitler · Jan 21, 2026

LOL fuck the TV license, even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't pay it out of principle.

Frood · Jan 21, 2026

Fredricka said:
I offer rattlers and a homemade pasty. I win

That's a French Tickler...?

Seamajor · Jan 21, 2026

Me sorprende que no lo sepas?

The Prowler · Jan 21, 2026

Reggie_Essent said:
Larry's is the best offer yet!

Was his a bus ticket or something?

We need offers in USD.

Reggie has the top offer of $2.55.

The winning bidder is free to turn around and sell it for a bus ticket.

Do I hear $2.70? Anyone? $2.70 for the legendary Bastard Factory?

The Question · Jan 21, 2026

I wouldn't take this board as a complimentary gift with a bottle of Bulleit. BF's discontent with the place is 100% relatable.

Reggie_Essent · Jan 21, 2026

The Prowler said:
Reggie has the top offer of $2.55.

Don't forget the ball of pocket lint.

Suki · Jan 21, 2026

I'll take the board on some advice The Question once gave me. That is worth a lot by the way.

UncleDiLF · Jan 21, 2026

Cookie Monster said:
I offer a TV license final demand letter, I keep getting them.

You can't afford to take out your boyfriend to restaurant. Let adults handle everything money related and continue eating stool.

Suki · Jan 21, 2026

The eating poop comment is top level.

Lotte Skoring · Jan 21, 2026

I offered BF 25$ years ago, even upped it to 30, but that's as high as I would go for it as it stands.
Take it or leave it, BF.

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