Offers to Buy Bastard Factory

[The Prowler]

This the thread to post your offer to buy the keys to Bastard Factory.

Now that I am writing this....it should really be run like an auction.

It should be done in USD.


So we need a starting bid.


$10?


Anyone want to start the bidding at $10?

 

[Frood]

I bid two bits!

 

[Seamajor]

I bid two bits!

Eso es todo DD?

 

[The Prowler]

I bid two bits!

Wow.

You cheap fuckers.

Okay, we have two bits!

How about 50 cents? Anyone? 50 cents?

 

[Frood]

Wow.

You cheap fuckers.

Okay, we have two bits!

How about 50 cents? Anyone? 50 cents?

I meant two bits of gold I prospected on a private property in the Triangle.... near Bendigo..

Seaboobs bids his two wrinkly Mr Burns nipples....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've got two dollars and 55 cents and a ball of pocket lint I can spare.

 

[Seamajor]

I meant two bits of gold I prospected on a private property in the Triangle.... near Bendigo..

Seaboobs bids his two wrinkly Mr Burns nipples....

Frank conseguía algo anoche?

 

[Seamajor]

O se vino abajo de nuevo?

 

[Seamajor]

El ya debe sabor tu género.

 

[Frood]

^^^ pajero...

 

[The Prowler]

I've got two dollars and 55 cents and a ball of pocket lint I can spare.

That is more like it!!!!


How about $2.75? Anyone? $2.75 to own the entire forum!! $2.75?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I offer bus fare to Toledo.


Final offer.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I offer bus fare to Toledo.


Final offer.

But from where?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

But from where?

From Perrysburg.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But from where?

Larry's is the best offer yet!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

From Perrysburg.

Oh wow I think that's where Weeg lives

 

[Seamajor]

^^^ pajero...

Mujer grasoso. Lo siento

 

[Fredricka]

Larry's is the best offer yet!

Blimey, don't encourage him

 

[Cookie Monster]

I offer a TV license final demand letter, I keep getting them.

 

[Fredricka]

I offer rattlers and a homemade pasty. I win

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL fuck the TV license, even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't pay it out of principle.

 

[Frood]

I offer rattlers and a homemade pasty. I win

That's a French Tickler...?

 

[Seamajor]

Me sorprende que no lo sepas?

 

[The Prowler]

Larry's is the best offer yet!

Was his a bus ticket or something?

We need offers in USD.

Reggie has the top offer of $2.55.

The winning bidder is free to turn around and sell it for a bus ticket.


Do I hear $2.70? Anyone? $2.70 for the legendary Bastard Factory?

 

[The Question]

I wouldn't take this board as a complimentary gift with a bottle of Bulleit. BF's discontent with the place is 100% relatable.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Reggie has the top offer of $2.55.

Don't forget the ball of pocket lint.

 

[Suki]

I'll take the board on some advice The Question once gave me. That is worth a lot by the way.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I offer a TV license final demand letter, I keep getting them.

You can't afford to take out your boyfriend to restaurant. Let adults handle everything money related and continue eating stool.

 

[Suki]

The eating poop comment is top level.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

I offered BF 25$ years ago, even upped it to 30, but that's as high as I would go for it as it stands.
Take it or leave it, BF.