BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2022]

Who is the Top Poster of the Month?

  • TheHaze

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  • The Countess

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  • realgrimm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • LotusBud

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • oldslowandugly

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gutterballs

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vitriol

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Aryan

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • deport_liberals

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sharona

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • King Martini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Prowler

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blandscape

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dr. Funkenstein

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scooter

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Seamajor

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gary from Grindr

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • THROB

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cookie Monster

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shen Li

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Weeg

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Scoundrel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tinkerbell

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • cw_

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Breakfall

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Joe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lily

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Omnipotent

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clothahump

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kitty Zhang

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • charming

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • George from Pizza Hut

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Frood

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • H.C. Trouble

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • O.H. Krill

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mr. 5050

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scrawny The Ghost

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • DDT

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Murdock

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Moonpie

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Douchebaggery

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blazor

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Reggie_Essent

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oliver Clotheshoffe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Marz

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • knife wielder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • chew the fat

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gabbo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • knife wielder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dove

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .
OP
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Bastard Factory

Bastard Factory

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im not even a contender?

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Fixed.
 

Blurt

Bastard of the Century
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@UncleDiLF :

I challenge you to a Flame Match... Three posts each, no scat images, dedicated thread, no run-ins, deadline August 31st, 5 pm UTC, judged by any and all members whose name is on the August 2022 BotM contenders list, separate Match Discussion thread.

Winner is automatically awarded 20 votes by Management; loser is docked 10 votes by Management.

If either party refuses the challenge or fails to meet the stips, their name is removed from the contenders list.

Deal?
 

UncleDiLF

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@UncleDiLF :

I challenge you to a Flame Match... Three posts each, no scat images, dedicated thread, no run-ins, deadline August 31st, 5 pm UTC, judged by any and all members whose name is on the August 2022 BotM contenders list, separate Match Discussion thread.

Winner is automatically awarded 20 votes by Management; loser is docked 10 votes by Management.

If either party refuses the challenge or fails to meet the stips, their name is removed from the contenders list.

Deal?

Actually I would do it in a heartbeAT. But it would be an easy win for OFFICIAL UncleDiLF®. A QuicKrush® would be eminent .

Also, it sounds like you are on the very last leg. Bro, when you sell your car, always quadruple the price, so the buyer and you come in the middle.

I feel sorry for you.

Also, did you really voted for yourself?
 

Blurt

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@UncleDiLF :

I challenge you to a Flame Match... Three posts each, no scat images, dedicated thread, no run-ins, deadline August 31st, 5 pm UTC, judged by any and all members whose name is on the August 2022 BotM contenders list, separate Match Discussion thread.

Winner is automatically awarded 20 votes by Management; loser is docked 10 votes by Management.

If either party refuses the challenge or fails to meet the stips, their name is removed from the contenders list.

Deal?

Actually I would do it in a heartbeAT. But it would be an easy win for OFFICIAL UncleDiLF®. A QuicKrush® would be eminent .

Also, it sounds like you are on the very last leg. Bro, when you sell your car, always quadruple the price, so the buyer and you come in the middle.

I feel sorry for you.

Also, did you really voted for yourself?
I see you're a fan of the conditional.

I didn't quite make that out, UncleFiLTHy... was that a:

"Yes, you filthy SWINE I accept your chump challenge!"

or a

"No, I'm no top skull. I take my balls back home to mein bruder Aryan's fudge factory!"
 

Blazor

Put your glasses on!
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Blurt vs Uncle sounds boring. Just a bunch of ripped panty hose and scratched Lambos.

Also with extremely high stakes, as the adjustment is nowhere near the amount of votes that have even been tallied.

I wouldnt accept Uncle. Blurt uses Dominion machines that generate instant insults.

Lets make it a triple tag team match. Making it 9 posts per team. Winners get to avatar hack the losers for a week.
 

Blurt

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Still no reply from Tio Pendejo, I see.

Maybe he's busy looking for inspiration?

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Breakfall

Such is life...
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realgrimm

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Chaos Control ☠️

Blurt

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If UncleFiLTHy wins, I'm leaving this forum. Forever!

And I'm taking my protégé, King Martini, with me!

@Blurt Do you stand by your words???
Can I sit by my words instead?

It’s been a long night, man.
I bet you won't leave. You are, as Realgrimm saided, a two sided snake and shit stirrer. A fraud. Fuck off
So you're a betting man, then? Okay, let's make a bet: I wager my forum membership that I'll honour my word and leave. If I stay after having lost the poll to you, then you lose. And if you lose the bet, then I stay.

Deal?