Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[Lily]

My drugs are cup cakes and bakery fresh chocolate chip cookies.

Mine is plants. I can't seem to leave a place that sells plants without buying one. Every damn time. I'm out of control! I'm going to have to start kicking pets and humans out of the house if I'm not stopped.

 

[The Cuntess]

Its not that no one likes it. Its just none of us care.

You are a fucking huge hippocrite constantly. So its a joke when you start bleeting about other peoples hypcrisy.

Plus you dont give a shit about Iggy. Shes nothing to you. You just want an excuse to run your twinkle filled would be fuck hole.

Iggy won’t like her once she realizes how she is. If Iggy is a Trump supporter, Oak will be calling her an addict too

 

[Kirk]

Is Iggy the one who played Fortnite with KM on Twitch?

 

[Lily]

Iggy won’t like her once she realizes how she is. If Iggy is a Trump supporter, Oak will be calling her an addict too

Iggy is far from a Trump supporter. She pretty much despises him.

Maybe NOW you'll hate her, hmm?

 

[The Cuntess]

Iggy is far from a Trump supporter. She pretty much despises him.

Maybe NOW you'll hate her, hmm?

She’s always been cool with me. Why would I? I’m not you

 

[Lily]

She’s always been cool with me. Why would I? I’m not you

She's been cool with me too.

 

[Flynn]

You seem to hang from the tip of his funny moustached cock, you seem enamoured with the little weasel?

I am.

We go waaaay back.

 

[Flynn]

My drugs are cup cakes and bakery fresh chocolate chip cookies.

And the occasional cock that admin misses.

 

[Garraty_47]

My drugs are cup cakes and bakery fresh chocolate chip cookies.

Caffeine, nicotine, and Ben&Jerry's.
I'm currently abstaining from the latter but it's only been a couple of days and I'm already feening.

 

[The Cuntess]

Caffeine, nicotine, and Ben&Jerry's.
I'm currently abstaining from the latter but it's only been a couple of days and I'm already feening.

I have a pint of Cherry Garcia in the freezer. It’s calling my name now

 

[Adam Hitler]

You seem to hang from the tip of his funny moustached cock, you seem enamoured with the little weasel?

It's probably his brother. There's definitely some kind of connection between them both.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mine is plants.

Damn. You know things are bad when your best friend/lover is a plant.

 

[Lily]

Caffeine, nicotine, and Ben&Jerry's.
I'm currently abstaining from the latter but it's only been a couple of days and I'm already feening.

I only allow myself B&J's a few times a year. It's delicious. My favorite is still Cherry Garcia.

 

[Fredricka]

I can't wait for the weekend, I feel a big piss up coming on. Watch out jacksie

 

[Lily]

Damn. You know things are bad when your best friend/lover is a plant.

Yeah, because that's what I said.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah, because that's what I said.

It's called reading between zie lines, oh crackly and crispy one.

 

[Lily]

It's called reading between zie lines, oh crackly and crispy one.

More like MAdam is a stupid fuck.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mmmmmm bacon...

 

[Lily]

Mmmmmm bacon...

Oh, it's gif time.

I found you.

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh, it's gif time.

I preferred to see it as Adam admitting to bacon being his "weakness" and who can blame him? Bacon is delicious. That interpretation blended smoothly with the thread's recent flow and is more fun than falling back on the same ol' insult-driven interactions.

But i guess that's just me.

 

[Lily]

I preferred to see it as Adam admitting to bacon being his "weakness" and who can blame him? Bacon is delicious. That interpretation blended smoothly with the thread's recent flow and is more fun than falling back on the same ol' insult-driven interactions.

But i guess that's just me.

Interesting. Adam always falls to the same old, same old tropes when he posts to me.

I wish he had an original thought. He doesn't.

 

[The New Holliday]

.. A world wide study of favorite food revealed that bacon is the most loved food (by all but those of Abrahamic faiths...and even them), due to it's uniquely generous blend of protein, fat, and salty tastes.

PS: Personally, I am partial to berry pie.

 

[Garraty_47]

PS: Personally, I am partial to berry pie.

If the question is "pie?" my answer is usually "pumpkin, please."

Skip the whipped cream but a squiggle of dark chocolate sauce would be nice.

 

[Martini]

Is Iggy the one who played Fortnite with KM on Twitch?

Fuck yeah she was.

I carried her to a dub.

Granted I was on the cusp of my fort prime and the map was fucking awesome that season.

Then they took the builds out and now fort is filled with low IQ morons from all walks of life and is mostly unskilled adults who cry like little girls who report every single person and accuse them of aimbotting.

Now, there's a huge difference between good aim and a cheater. Low ping beats any hack but they don't know that. But that's the evolution of streaming/gaming. You used to watch streams looking for different techniques on how to finesse the lobby but now it's either complete idiots like XQC blabbering over every little thing or it's shock content.

Armouranth and her husband argued for 10 straight hours one day both looking hung over as fuck then followed it up with 8 hours the next day. Why? They were hitting ridiculous view counts. Nobody cares about being good at a game, they'd rather watch the crash out from being a complete bot.

There's this one moron I watch who gets so fucking worked up over his chat being toxic that at first I thought he was legitimately getting angry over words on a screen but now I think it's all an act because once his views go from 20 to 150 he magically turns into a middle aged spaz drooling all over his cam.

I'm just good at games. I'm a dying breed.

 

[The New Holliday]

If the question is "pie?" my answer is usually "pumpkin, please."

Skip the whipped cream but a squiggle of dark chocolate sauce would be nice.

Whenever I feel I've dropped a little too much weight through proper healthy diet and exercise, pie is my remedy.
.Not often but usually around the change of seasons or like this small stretch where the temperature suddenly dropped 25 degrees and will suck for the next 3 days. I love pecan pie, but I do draw the line there, at least until the pie comes with a syringe of insulin. Otherwise the only questionable thing in my place is swiss cheese, other than that only bourbon on fewer occasions these days might not make the healthy foods list. I do not feel that occasional indulgences are sinful. Re: bacon...It's flavor is distinctive enough that having had it, I find that calling it to memory is sufficient to satisfy.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I could say the fucking same about you. As it was you that flew in on your broomstick into a thread that never ever mentioned your bozofied name. No, it was you that talked your usual lame shit, and then got bitchslapped right in your Dingo mouth for your troubles.

So, you can go fuck yourself with this little innocent spiel of yours coke head.



Bitch, you weren't being lighthearted, what you were doing was defending BF and not knowing what the fuck was going on. So there's another fabrication, just like how your ugly fucking mutt ass made it seem like I attacked you first.

No, let me fucking school YOU on who the fuck I am. I am that bitch that can make you swallow your own putrid vomit, because you'd rather prove me wrong by not throwing up from your own stupidity when I bring the hammer down. Additionally, I haven't the slightest idea who you are except some ass kissing blow in wanting to fellate BF. What you are from what I've seen is a fucking groupie. You'd rather hobble out here and try to sound smart, when everyone even you--know that you're dumber than UncleDilf. You do not have the overall brain power to match with with me you mental invalid. So take you and your three football field sized forehead out of my face before I fucking wreck you, toothless Iggy Mcfuck.




Shut the fuck up, you attention whoring crack fiend. No one, and I mean no one gives a fuck about your delusional thoughts about how your life isn't. Get the fuck outta here with that blown up bullshit. Save that shit for your sponsor or probation officer or both. You're nothing but useless flesh. You contribute nothing to this world or this forum except for your breathing of precious air.

I want to point out that previously you stated I was always out here, yet now you've admitted to having real "friends" out here. Yeah, seems like it as there were endless threads about where you were. You're an ignorant fool, and if you like me to, I will prove how much of a fool you are, just keep posting your your tired slop my way, and I'll make you eat those words you post for breakfast as I shove them back down that well used, deep throating throat you use for the bulk of your money making ventures.

Don't get it twisted, I will fuck you up just like anyone else out here.

EDIT: You might think you said some powerful shit because you got some likes for your stupid post, but all one has to do is look who they are, everyone I've made cry. What a big surprise!

Just go have a fucking heart attack or something. You put way more effort into it than I did and mine was the truth. You’re just a blow hard fucking fake. Nobody knows if you’re a fucking man or a woman get real be real or be gone.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

So it would be even funnier to watch :D

Could you imagine tripping with someone not knowing they are epileptic and they suddenly just start siezuring? Fuck that would be terrifying.

She does look like the sort that tells everyone her entire medical history in the first 10 minutes of meeting them though.

Good to know she doesnt party TOO hard though! Just a heavy hallucinogenic on occasion. Like 3 times a month or so.

Maybe a little bit of crack in the morning. Nothing too heavy!

Somebody else trying to make up another narrative and doesn’t know fuck all. This is probably the first time I’ve ever brought up anything medical. Another asshole. Asshole should stick together because the rest of us won’t nothing to do with you. Lol.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

A travel ash tray. Weird? I’ve never heard of one. Wonder what it looks like? Must be odd to carry cig butts on your key chain. I hate that odor. Just me.

I’m a smoker and I can’t stand the smell and the nicotine discolors everything you own. Apparently you sweat it out and the smell just saturates your body. Omg gross. I’m about to try for the 100th time to quit.

 

[Frood]

I’m a smoker and I can’t stand the smell and the nicotine discolors everything you own. Apparently you sweat it out and the smell just saturates your body. Omg gross. I’m about to try for the 100th time to quit.

Le whoops!

Now you'll be hounded till you die by Seaboobs even if you quit permanently..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Le whoops!

Now you'll be hounded till you die by Seaboobs even if you quit permanently..

I know how to scroll past when I feel like it. I’m not 100% sure wtf Flynn said to me in another thread but just skimming I knew how to respond. At least Seamajor isn’t a fake ass fraud with a character to represent like some people. You’re genuine, so obviously I don’t mean you’re one of them. I hope he does hound me about quitting.