I need cheering up

[The Countess]

Make me laugh, someone. I really need it

 

[Admin.]

 

[1Holliday1]

Make me laugh, someone. I really need it

There once was a man from Nant......

oh wait

Uh, oh - Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
.Had it been invented anywhere else it would have be called the Teethbrush.


I tried.

 

[Admin.]

 

[The Countess]

Now I’m dizzy. Thanks for trying

 

[1Holliday1]

 

[X]

 

[The Prowler]

There is no quick fix for your state of depression, flea.

It took decades of bad decisions and steadily increasing self-hate for you to get to this point.

Before you can laugh, you are going to have to find a reason to smile.

You should have taken my advice years ago.

 

[Master]

Make me laugh, someone. I really need it

You don’t live in a cramped trailer.

#Kobe

 

[The Scoundrel]

You don’t live in a cramped trailer.

#Kobe

Fuckin useless thread but still enough to troll Poofer back to 8 Mile eh?

 

[LotusBud]

Make me laugh, someone. I really need it

Well, Condesa, your people are awaiting your return to the empire. You might find a trip out to be humorous.

 

[The Countess]

You don’t live in a cramped trailer.

#Kobe

Fuckin useless thread but still enough to troll Poofer back to 8 Mile eh?

Your mom

 

[Lokmar]

Someone start a go fund me for that bitches nose! Motherfucker needs HELP!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Someone start a go fund me for that bitches nose! Motherfucker needs HELP!

The truth is, no scientists CAN BE SURE that it's man that's causing global warming, the earth has been heating up and cooling down since its birth long before us... I still think we should be a hell of a lot greener, rain forests and the ocean are 100% US!

 

[The Scoundrel]

The truth is, no scientists CAN BE SURE that it's man that's causing global warming, the earth has been heating up and cooling down since its birth long before us... I still think we should be a hell of a lot greener, rain forests and the ocean are 100% US!

So the huge fuckin plastic dumps floating in the oceans are caused by monkeys?

Away an shite.

 

[The Countess]

Go away, you boring twat

 

[The Scoundrel]

You don't really want cheering up do you?

You just want spanking.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The truth is, no scientists CAN BE SURE that it's man that's causing global warming, the earth has been heating up and cooling down since its birth long before us... I still think we should be a hell of a lot greener, rain forests and the ocean are 100% US!

So the huge fuckin plastic dumps floating in the oceans are caused by monkeys?

Away an shite.

Read my comment again ffs "I still think we should be a hell of a lot greener, rain forests and the ocean are 100% US!"

 

[The Countess]

You don't really want cheering up do you?

You just want spanking.

I said cheer me up, not bore me to death:facepalm:

 

[The Scoundrel]

Masochist.......

 

[Jeannie]

this is old but watching the driver face plant always gives me a chuckle

 

[Blurt]

There is no quick fix for your state of depression, flea.

It took decades of bad decisions and steadily increasing self-hate for you to get to this point.

Before you can laugh, you are going to have to find a reason to smile.

You should have taken my advice years ago.

She should hit the Autobahn.

 

[The Scoundrel]

She should hit the Autobahn.

She should hit the pharmacy and raid the CD safe.

 

[Dove]

I'll add a remix

 

[Dove]

Okay THIS always.....ALWAYS makes me happy :D

 

[Dove]

This one always kills me as well

 

[TheHaze]

These crack me up so let us know if they at lease put a smile on your face -- - - - -

 

[TheHaze]

 

[realgrimm]

Greasy man sores and bacterial infection await Snakemajors quest for acceptance and happiness

 

[realgrimm]

Bedsores secreting slimy trails and crusty tear stained pillows, stench of agony and despair lingers in a pool of failures and lost hopes