Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Once had a torrid extramarital affair with a penguin named Dave. The breakup was narrowly averted by the intervention of a hungry polar bear.
 
Tried to cut off his dick because his boy friend wouldn't pay for a sex change operation - - - - - -
 
Got arrested once for fucking a coconut in front of school yard - - - - - -
 
Walks around backwards so he can see were he has been - - - - - -
 
Put a whoopie bag full of chocolate pudding on his girl friends chair - - - - - -

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