Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Wears fishnets under his jeans and smirks at the thought of no one realizing... although the lipstick could be a cue.
 
Jack once pushed Willie Nelson into a pile of goat manure, then blamed it on Waylon Jennings. Jennings didn't deny it, though; he wanted the "street cred."
 
Has a wife with the largest beefiest hands he likes to watch stroke the cellist cack LOL
 
Greases his wife’s burly fingers for a ride he’ll never forget AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
Why are you quoting me, I’m not as dumb as you look, I’m sure I can figure out who you’re responding to BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
Calm the fuck down JACK :LOL3:
 
Chases his own ass
Likes to run into churches during Sunday service, race up the aisle between the pews, wrench the microphone out of the preacher's hand, fart on it so the sound echoes through the entire basilica, then race out of the church again while screaming with maniacal laughter.