Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Fredricka]

Wolf whistles every time he takes a dump

 

[realgrimm]

Organizes their Bits and Bites

 

[The Question]

Organizes their Bits and Bites

Plays a game of "Bite the Bubbles" every time he's in the bathtub.

 

[mastersplither]

shits exclusively in a Pringles can

 

[The Question]

shits exclusively in a Pringles can

Puts matzoh balls into an E-Z Bake Oven while cackling and yelling, "BIG PILE! BIG PILE!"

 

[X]

Leaks ass juice all over the SB.

 

[realgrimm]

Tongue bangs homeless fart boxes

 

[mastersplither]

hot boxes sheltered tart foxes

 

[Murdy]

fuckboy fantasies realized

 

[realgrimm]

Eats burnt potato chips first

 

[Murdy]

you can’t cuff me but I’m wifey

 

[X]

Tough chic!!
drinks sour milk from a dirty glass

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Wears fishnets under his jeans and smirks at the thought of no one realizing... although the lipstick could be a cue.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Licks nigger anus

 

[Jack]

Licks nigger anus

squeezes the base on the upstroke when masturbating

 

[The Question]

Jack once pushed Willie Nelson into a pile of goat manure, then blamed it on Waylon Jennings. Jennings didn't deny it, though; he wanted the "street cred."

 

[X]

Is a total fucking try hard loser

 

[Jack]

Pisses himself while sucking cock

 

[X]

Has a wife with the largest beefiest hands he likes to watch stroke the cellist cack LOL

 

[Jack]

Has a wife with the largest beefiest hands he likes to watch stroke the cellist cack LOL

Sucks cock and fingers his bunghole while swallowing.

 

[X]

Gets upset awfully easy

 

[Jack]

Gets down on his knees after every uber delivery to receive his "golden shower" tips

 

[X]

Should use one of calm down tinctures AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Jack]

Screams "Ride 'em cowboy" when Prowler puts his bit, harness, and saddle on him.

 

[X]

Greases his wife’s burly fingers for a ride he’ll never forget AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Jack]

Greases his wife’s burly fingers for a ride he’ll never forget AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Loves to be gang spitroasted by a dozen Turkish greased wrestlers.

 

[X]

Why are you quoting me, I’m not as dumb as you look, I’m sure I can figure out who you’re responding to BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
Calm the fuck down JACK

 

[Jack]

Why are you quoting me, I’m not as dumb as you look, I’m sure I can figure out who you’re responding to BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
Calm the fuck down JACK

Claims to have sucked 20 cocks in an hour.

 

[realgrimm]

Chases his own ass

 

[The Question]

Chases his own ass

Likes to run into churches during Sunday service, race up the aisle between the pews, wrench the microphone out of the preacher's hand, fart on it so the sound echoes through the entire basilica, then race out of the church again while screaming with maniacal laughter.