Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

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Lays the table with 16 places every morning, just in case the Sultan of Brunei drops in for lunch with all his wives...
 

TheHaze

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Drinks water from the Thames River thinking he will turn into a mermaid- - - - - - -

PS-mermaids eat humans- - - - -- -
 

skinofevil

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Likes to climb up on peoples' roofs and stomp around for a second, then poop on their heads when they come out the front door to see what all the noise is.
 

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Once spewed up on a preacher. Got away with it on the excuse she had a stomach bug and hadn't felt the spew comin'. Got away with it, that is, until she grabbed him by his frock and done it again whilst making eye contact.
 

TheHaze

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Jerks her land lord off for a discount on the rent- - - - - - -