skinofevil
Undeniably Plausible
- Reaction score
- 549
- Location
- The Third Rail
Left a trail of homes behind so she could find her way back to the pigeons eating the breadcrumbs.
Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.
- Thread starter Swamp-Duck
- Start date
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Lays the table with 16 places every morning, just in case the Sultan of Brunei drops in for lunch with all his wives...
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Made a diorama of 9th century viking conquest.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Has a W tattoed on both left and right bum cheeks and can spell WOW when he bends over.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Won the internet.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
too young to understand just how erotic Haddock Slapping can be.......
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Finds fish indiscernable from sausage.
skinofevil
Undeniably Plausible
- Reaction score
- 549
- Location
- The Third Rail
Said that knowing full well he has a freezer full of fish sausage.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Fishes for sausage every night.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Fantasizes that I'm King Kong and I'm carrying him up the Empire State Building
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Wishes she could pull off that delicate satin draped frame.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Doesn't believe break-ups are really over unless there's gunfire involved.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Shoots little blue bullets from a pretty blue gun.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
LOVES being called 'My little princess'...it gives him a stiffy.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Wants a stiffy but can't afford a night out.
skinofevil
Undeniably Plausible
- Reaction score
- 549
- Location
- The Third Rail
Has a basement full of starving orphans. Sometimes throws 'em a puppy to fight over.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Saves a puppy for grilling.
skinofevil
Undeniably Plausible
- Reaction score
- 549
- Location
- The Third Rail
Likes to climb up on peoples' roofs and stomp around for a second, then poop on their heads when they come out the front door to see what all the noise is.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Camilla Parker Bowles has had a restraining order against him since 1983.
Damaged Maven
A little older and a little stupider than most.
- Reaction score
- 327
- Location
- 37.27, -76.7
Left a party in a huff because someone double dipped a crisp.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Don’t realise I double dip everything..
skinofevil
Undeniably Plausible
- Reaction score
- 549
- Location
- The Third Rail
Once spewed up on a preacher. Got away with it on the excuse she had a stomach bug and hadn't felt the spew comin'. Got away with it, that is, until she grabbed him by his frock and done it again whilst making eye contact.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Stuck his face into two big sweaty tits and got water boarded.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Shits in the cat box and blames it on Aslan sneaking out of the wardrobe...
- Reaction score
- 6,295
inserts fish bones into her vagina
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 7,487
- Location
- Mogadishu
Massages his bollocks with anti wrinkle cream.
- Reaction score
- 6,295
can only eat pudding where no one can see her
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