Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Left a trail of homes behind so she could find her way back to the pigeons eating the breadcrumbs.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lays the table with 16 places every morning, just in case the Sultan of Brunei drops in for lunch with all his wives...

 

[Damaged Maven]

Made a diorama of 9th century viking conquest.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a W tattoed on both left and right bum cheeks and can spell WOW when he bends over.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Won the internet.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

too young to understand just how erotic Haddock Slapping can be.......

 

[Damaged Maven]

Finds fish indiscernable from sausage.

 

[skinofevil]

Said that knowing full well he has a freezer full of fish sausage.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Fishes for sausage every night.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fantasizes that I'm King Kong and I'm carrying him up the Empire State Building

 

[Damaged Maven]

Wishes she could pull off that delicate satin draped frame.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Doesn't believe break-ups are really over unless there's gunfire involved.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Shoots little blue bullets from a pretty blue gun.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

LOVES being called 'My little princess'...it gives him a stiffy.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Wants a stiffy but can't afford a night out.

 

[skinofevil]

Has a basement full of starving orphans. Sometimes throws 'em a puppy to fight over.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Saves a puppy for grilling.

 

[TheHaze]

Drinks water from the Thames River thinking he will turn into a mermaid- - - - - - -

PS-mermaids eat humans- - - - -- -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to climb up on peoples' roofs and stomp around for a second, then poop on their heads when they come out the front door to see what all the noise is.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Camilla Parker Bowles has had a restraining order against him since 1983.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left a party in a huff because someone double dipped a crisp.

 

[Val Gina]

was the bushpig who double dipped it

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t realise I double dip everything..

 

[skinofevil]

Once spewed up on a preacher. Got away with it on the excuse she had a stomach bug and hadn't felt the spew comin'. Got away with it, that is, until she grabbed him by his frock and done it again whilst making eye contact.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stuck his face into two big sweaty tits and got water boarded.

 

[TheHaze]

Jerks her land lord off for a discount on the rent- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shits in the cat box and blames it on Aslan sneaking out of the wardrobe...

 

[realgrimm]

inserts fish bones into her vagina

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Massages his bollocks with anti wrinkle cream.

 

[realgrimm]

can only eat pudding where no one can see her