Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Lost his finger

 

[TheHaze]

Was locked up for sneaking into the little girls dressing room at Walmart - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Laments that his Dora backpack is too small to carry his Black Anaconda dildo.

 

[Seamajor]

Likes to be descriptive

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Destroys public bogs with his extra large logs.

 

[TheHaze]

Love's to leave bite marks on any cock with her broken teeth - - - - - -

 

[rigor79]

uses a sock to keep his john thomas warm in winter times .. lol.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Refers to popping pimples on his ass as "circumnavigating the globe."

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has anger management problems, goes around town throwing skittles up in the air while screaming "taste the rainbow bitches “.

 

[Seamajor]

Sleeps in a sleeping bag every night

 

[Mr. Whipple]

wears patchouly oil

 

[TheHaze]

Saves all the TP after people have clean the shit from there butt hole in a secret room that he plays in - - - - - - -

 

[realgrimm]

Licks public payphones phone receiver

 

[Damaged Maven]

Sloshes water and makes yummy sounds in public restroom stalls.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a favourite glory hole and wrote his name on it, damaged, so only he can use it...

 

[realgrimm]

Blown out anus from inebreated swinger parties

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Demands pics of my blown out anus..

 

[TheHaze]

Let's her dog lick her hemorrhoid's in hope's that the bleeding will stop before X-mas - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has just given me a good idea..

 

[Mr. Whipple]

is one of SSS's ghost writers :LMAO:

 

[Seamajor]

Rides his phony pony after midnight

 

[Vile_Vixen]

eats m&m’s in alphabetical order

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Masturbates to Hillary Rodham Clinton pictures

 

[realgrimm]

rattles his fartbox in crowded malls for the thrill

 

[Swamp-Duck]

can make fire by rubbing sticks together and lighting a match off his own arose...

 

[X]

Steals birdbaths among other things so there's dirty birds everywhere ...

 

[TheHaze]

Steals people's shoes at the bowling alley - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sniffs school girls bike seats when no ones looking...

 

[TheHaze]

Will only have sex with black guys - -- -- -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Will only have sex with midget wrestlers.