What is this website even about??

[Dinky Diana]

Hi @Seamajor long time no stalk. I forgive you for all that, get in touch and you can take me out on the miso. I miss your old man fingers all over me. How much do you have in the bank these days?

 

[Blurt♡]

...........*****fingers asshole*****..............

 

[Fredricka]

I was once offered 5$ by a guy to let me suck his cock and splatter my face with his baby batter.

PS: I delightfully accepted his offer and played hoover on the base of his dick.

 

[Doc Shoelligay]

After a couple Bourbons I get horny, so I put on a pair of my newest boots and nothing else and dance in front of my full length steampunk mirror, to Nancy!

 

[Holliday 3000]

OMG! It's like theybin looking in my window.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Bastard Factory]

Do you think I should kick jack in the cunt and throat punch x? Ta

 

[Stock Photo]

Do you think I should kick jack in the cunt and throat punch x? Ta

^

 

[Seamajor]

Hi @Seamajor long time no stalk. I forgive you for all that, get in touch and you can take me out on the miso. I miss your old man fingers all over me. How much do you have in the bank these days?

Not a chance. Try Weep

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not a chance. Try Weep

So, what exactly did you do to creep out that DD girl?

 

[Seamajor]

So, what exactly did you do to creep out that DD girl?

I showed her my Diego home videos.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Can’t you read dummy?

From what I've read, you so totally creeped out the poor girl with your old man creepiness that she gave her logins to Frood and left the internets forever.

 

[Seamajor]

From what I've read, you so totally creeped out the poor girl with your old man creepiness that she gave her logins to Frood and left the internets forever.

My proof that DD is a woman. You knew that. Bet you have a DD Doll

 

[Holliday 3000]

...but is DD Frood, or is Frood DD, or....or are they two separate people?

 

[Fredricka]

...but is DD Frood, or is Frood DD, or....or are they two separate people?

Frood is dd, he wanted to get into Seamajors pants and tried to woo him

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Frood is dd, he wanted to get into Seamajors pants and tried to woo him

I dunno. I tend to believe Frood's story about DD being a nice Kiwi gal that SeaSlopey stalked and creeped out.

 

[Fredricka]

I dunno. I tend to believe Frood's story about DD being a nice Kiwi gal that SeaSlopey stalked and creeped out.

You prefer to believe it

 

[Holliday 3000]

Frood is dd, he wanted to get into Seamajors pants and tried to woo him

...but is Fruit a boil, aw a goyle?

...and who are all the creepy guest posters?

 

[Fredricka]

...but is Fruit a boil, aw a goyle?

...and who are all the creepy guest posters?

A butch goyle. I think some of the guest posters are jack

 

[Holliday 3000]

A butch goyle. I think some of the guest posters are jack

I am very queer

 

[Fredricka]

I am very queer. Also suffer from extreme dwarfism. I am addicted to sucking cock as well. Lots and lots of cocks.

He'll change these posts you know, to heinous and uncouth things. I'll keep my eye on things

 

[Holliday 3000]

I'll keep my eye on things

Is that why your eyes are trained below my beltline?
..just keeping an eye on things?

 

[Fredricka]

A butch goyle. I think some of the guest posters are jack

I really need a cock to suck on...where's @Alticus @Larry Loungelizard @Bastard Factory

 

[Fredricka]

Nope.

Not even the dinky Diana one? Tell the truth now jack, I see all

 

[jack]

I dunno. I tend to believe Frood's story about DD being a nice Kiwi gal that SeaSlopey stalked and creeped out.

Pretty sure its the other way around. Sea seems to have carefully saved the receipts and when Flea chimes in to prop Frood up it smells even worse for him.

 

[jack]

Not even the dinky Diana one? Tell the truth now jack, I see all

I either post as myself or change other posts to make you the author.

No guest posting on my part.

 

[Fredricka]

change other posts to make you the author.

Mind telling me how you're doing that?

 

[Fredricka]

Report Edit Warn Change post author

These 4 links are at the bottom of every post in this thread.
I click on the last one and type in your name.

Like I just did here.

 

[Flynn]

Here are two people that are going to get a special surprise, and in each of the surprises, @Alticus ' pussy will be involved.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You prefer to believe it

Well, of course. It's a much better story than the one SeaSlopey can't ever keep straight.