Thinking of quitting for the hood

[Frood]

@Harry McKnackers ...what? That looks tasty!

Too stretchy...

 

[X]

 

[Breakfall]

@Harry McKnackers ...what? That looks tasty!

Too stretchy...

Oh fuck no! When debejewelled, it gathers in one’s mouth and one can orally tug on them. It’s tasty as fuck!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

let me in on it fellas'

lol

You're going to give Seaboobs a woody...

Those monkeys are under 12?

 

[The Countess]

What did I miss...is @blowitoutmylatinoarse still making up stories? Baahahahahahahahahaa...can someone in Mexico duck her head underwater for 10 minutes...I’m sure it can breathe out of that arse_snorkel!?

That’s still not gonna stop me from stomping the curb with your man pussy, you menstruating hussy. Ya shoulda just let the ho’s battle it out instead of trying to save the day cuz now your ass is getting got . Only way imma stop is if BF bans me so ya best gets to begging.

 

[LotusBud]

I can’t be around men that act like women. The hood calls that bitch-ass-iness. Men jumping into bitch fights and gossiping worse than an old lady - no puedo, ese.

I fight anybody, ese... Chingaso! Throw down n fuckin' shit.... do damagggggeeee.......

You fight women and threaten children with murder. You don’t get crazy with any of the guys on here. If I were you, I’d hunker down and stfu for awhile cuz your day is coming.

Lol @ me getting negged for being honest.

Jesus H. Christ. Who hacked your avatar, Flea? I would say quit just so I don't have to look at that. SMH.

He can’t whoop my ass nor can he make me ugly.

toots you don't need any help making you ugly, you doing just fine all by yourself.

no one asked you, grand papa. Bog off

Said the 43 year old grandmother who is ashamed of her flat ass..

It ain’t flat no more. Bwah hahaha!!

What does it feel like to have that shit in there?

What shit? It’s fat

But can you feel it?

 

[The Countess]

I can’t be around men that act like women. The hood calls that bitch-ass-iness. Men jumping into bitch fights and gossiping worse than an old lady - no puedo, ese.

I fight anybody, ese... Chingaso! Throw down n fuckin' shit.... do damagggggeeee.......

You fight women and threaten children with murder. You don’t get crazy with any of the guys on here. If I were you, I’d hunker down and stfu for awhile cuz your day is coming.

Lol @ me getting negged for being honest.

Jesus H. Christ. Who hacked your avatar, Flea? I would say quit just so I don't have to look at that. SMH.

He can’t whoop my ass nor can he make me ugly.

toots you don't need any help making you ugly, you doing just fine all by yourself.

no one asked you, grand papa. Bog off

Said the 43 year old grandmother who is ashamed of her flat ass..

It ain’t flat no more. Bwah hahaha!!

What does it feel like to have that shit in there?

What shit? It’s fat

But can you feel it?

Yes, Lotus. I can feel it.

 

[Dove]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

 

[Seamajor]

Can't pretend Seamajor's name in Spanish doesn't translate to Pepé Le Pew in a Kindergarten...

Can't pretend that sewage major doesn't spend more on viagra every month just so he

Lol @ me getting negged for being honest.

Jesus H. Christ. Who hacked your avatar, Flea? I would say quit just so I don't have to look at that. SMH.

He can’t whoop my ass nor can he make me ugly.

toots you don't need any help making you ugly, you doing just fine all by yourself.

no one asked you, grand papa. Bog off

Said the 43 year old grandmother who is ashamed of her flat ass..

It ain’t flat no more. Bwah hahaha!!

Yeah in a couple of years they will be calling you old lumpy ass.. lololololol

id fuck her

Dinky Diannas idol. All of hers rusted out like cheap pieces of tin. Sloppy Hermaphrodite.

 

[Seamajor]

Why not? You try to impersonate a man...

Look who fucking talks. Sad that nasty hoop in your labia rusted out.

Why do you struggle with the sentence format? Are you dickslexic?

Stop pretending Dinky Dianna.

I've tried pretending you're not mentally retarded but alas, it's a tall order....

Can pretend he's not a child rapist tho

Can't pretend he doesn't swab his old fella in honey and Willy Wonk's Nerds when he wanders the playgrounds either....

Cant pretend he doesn't need a step stool to climb into bed

Can't pretend he doesn't spank his old fella to posters of the Lollipop Guild cast in the Wizard of Oz...

can't pretend there isn't at least 5 scared children trapped in his bedroom closet right now

Can't pretend that children in his neighbourhood didn't hire a free candy tester for tranquilisers...

Cant pretend he's banned from buying Candy in all 50 states for good reason

Can't pretend the phrase "Senior Major" isn't Costa Rican slang for "Creepy Gringo with erectile dysfunction and a pocket full of gobstoppers"...

Can't pretend those children don't get angry everytime he touches them inappropriately

Can't pretend those kids don't have their own neighbourhood watch and a Gofundme for tasers...

Can't pretend he's not on some child predator watchlist back in the US.

Can't pretend that he's not responsible for MS-13 recruitment drives in the 3-5 age group...

Can't pretend that his upper lip doesn't smell like a 9 year old's ass

Did you really have sex with DD? I bet you’re the one who pissed on her labia piecings.

 

[Dove]

I can’t be around men that act like women. The hood calls that bitch-ass-iness. Men jumping into bitch fights and gossiping worse than an old lady - no puedo, ese.

I fight anybody, ese... Chingaso! Throw down n fuckin' shit.... do damagggggeeee.......

You fight women and threaten children with murder. You don’t get crazy with any of the guys on here. If I were you, I’d hunker down and stfu for awhile cuz your day is coming.

Lol @ me getting negged for being honest.

Jesus H. Christ. Who hacked your avatar, Flea? I would say quit just so I don't have to look at that. SMH.

He can’t whoop my ass nor can he make me ugly.

toots you don't need any help making you ugly, you doing just fine all by yourself.

no one asked you, grand papa. Bog off

Said the 43 year old grandmother who is ashamed of her flat ass..

It ain’t flat no more. Bwah hahaha!!

What does it feel like to have that shit in there?

What shit? It’s fat

But can you feel it?

Yes, Lotus. I can feel it.

I really didn't know if she was asking about your implants or your bowel movements lol

 

[Frood]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

I don't do that shit anymore... I haven't snuck into a match maker site with a photoshopped verification photo or else since 2006-2007.

It hurt my soul doing that....

All those guys putting their souls out and a lot of trannies... It just got to me... I felt like a piece of shit for toying with people and getting them on cam doing bizarre shit.

Confidence is everything online... shame how the last 15 years went...

 

[Dove]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

I don't do that shit anymore... I haven't snuck into a match maker site with a photoshopped verification photo or else since 2006-2007.

It hurt my soul doing that....

All those guys putting their souls out and a lot of trannies... It just got to me... I felt like a piece of shit for toying with people and getting them on cam doing bizarre shit.

Confidence is everything online... shame how the last 15 years went...

Them guys just want an emotional bandaid they can masturbate on.

Same stuff with the strip club regulars.

Dont feel bad. You done good work. I used to troll them too. Hell I made a living trolling them for a few years there lol. Its ALL one sided with those "soul bearers".

You get soft enough, they'll be picking out your clothes telling you which friends and family members are "bad" for you and how they feel like you dont wuuuuvvv them enough.

 

[The Countess]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

 

[Frood]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

I don't do that shit anymore... I haven't snuck into a match maker site with a photoshopped verification photo or else since 2006-2007.

It hurt my soul doing that....

All those guys putting their souls out and a lot of trannies... It just got to me... I felt like a piece of shit for toying with people and getting them on cam doing bizarre shit.

Confidence is everything online... shame how the last 15 years went...

Them guys just want an emotional bandaid they can masturbate on.

Same stuff with the strip club regulars.

Dont feel bad. You done good work. I used to troll them too. Hell I made a living trolling them for a few years there lol. Its ALL one sided with those "soul bearers".

You know the funny thing? I was slightly uncomfortable with gay and lesbian persuasions into the very early 2000's... despite knowing better. But when I went out trolling for BH in the thick....looking for the angriest people I could incite, I'd go to left of centre and try to join Lesbian and Gay Matchmaker sites...then stir the shit.

It didn't take me long to realize what I was doing was evil stuff... when I was getting so many heartfelt PM's, most of which were notable not hooking up or getting laid.

I realized I was in a relationship with each and every one of them, and the onus was on me to not throw them under a Flametown bus...

But I wanted to... lulz.... it was so juicey... some radio station wanted me to catfish them... but I couldn't in the end.

So I shut it off and abandoned the whole theme.

 

[Frood]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

You're a beauty queen dreamboat. Your hubby is a lucky guy.

 

[Dove]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

I know it's just fat, I just dont know what else to call it and it was easier than saying relocated fat.

Sorry. Sue me.

 

[Dove]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

I don't do that shit anymore... I haven't snuck into a match maker site with a photoshopped verification photo or else since 2006-2007.

It hurt my soul doing that....

All those guys putting their souls out and a lot of trannies... It just got to me... I felt like a piece of shit for toying with people and getting them on cam doing bizarre shit.

Confidence is everything online... shame how the last 15 years went...

Them guys just want an emotional bandaid they can masturbate on.

Same stuff with the strip club regulars.

Dont feel bad. You done good work. I used to troll them too. Hell I made a living trolling them for a few years there lol. Its ALL one sided with those "soul bearers".

You know the funny thing? I was slightly uncomfortable with gay and lesbian persuasions into the very early 2000's... despite knowing better. But when I went out trolling for BH in the thick....looking for the angriest people I could incite, I'd go to left of centre and try to join Lesbian and Gay Matchmaker sites...then stir the shit.

It didn't take me long to realize what I was doing was evil stuff... when I was getting so many heartfelt PM's, most of which were notable not hooking up or getting laid.

I realized I was in a relationship with each and every one of them, and the onus was on me to not throw them under a Flametown bus...

But I wanted to... lulz.... it was so juicey... some radio station wanted me to catfish them... but I couldn't in the end.

So I shut it off and abandoned the whole theme.

May Nev have mercy on you lol.

I never messed with the LGBT sites, except when I made a nice profile for my ex husband and laughed as horny homosexual men mouthed breathed on the phone to his parents and he got bitched out for it.

L. O. L.

 

[Frood]

I've been meaning to ask, did you REALLY impersonate a woman on the webZ ??

if so WHADDAFACKK !??

He fooled many. I was on the fence if it was a he or she, but luckily I didnt ask for any pussy pics lol.

He would have shown you some.

Not his.....clearly lol. But he woulda hooked you up!

I don't do that shit anymore... I haven't snuck into a match maker site with a photoshopped verification photo or else since 2006-2007.

It hurt my soul doing that....

All those guys putting their souls out and a lot of trannies... It just got to me... I felt like a piece of shit for toying with people and getting them on cam doing bizarre shit.

Confidence is everything online... shame how the last 15 years went...

Them guys just want an emotional bandaid they can masturbate on.

Same stuff with the strip club regulars.

Dont feel bad. You done good work. I used to troll them too. Hell I made a living trolling them for a few years there lol. Its ALL one sided with those "soul bearers".

You know the funny thing? I was slightly uncomfortable with gay and lesbian persuasions into the very early 2000's... despite knowing better. But when I went out trolling for BH in the thick....looking for the angriest people I could incite, I'd go to left of centre and try to join Lesbian and Gay Matchmaker sites...then stir the shit.

It didn't take me long to realize what I was doing was evil stuff... when I was getting so many heartfelt PM's, most of which were notable not hooking up or getting laid.

I realized I was in a relationship with each and every one of them, and the onus was on me to not throw them under a Flametown bus...

But I wanted to... lulz.... it was so juicey... some radio station wanted me to catfish them... but I couldn't in the end.

So I shut it off and abandoned the whole theme.

May Nev have mercy on you lol.

I never messed with the LGBT sites, except when I made a nice profile for my ex husband and laughed at horny homosexual men mouthed breathed on the phone to his parents and he got bitched out for it.

L. O. L.

You know what I was capable of back in the day and earlier... EVERYTHING was a target, but some targets were more bullseye than others...

People like @Lokmar still don't get that... he spouts loads of shit about the bible and who should love who...

I probably agree with him on 60-70% of the issues, but he's got a lot of gunk in his arterial walls...

 

[Blazor]

Lol @ me getting negged for being honest.

Jesus H. Christ. Who hacked your avatar, Flea? I would say quit just so I don't have to look at that. SMH.

That idiot kid killer Breakfall, of course. He can’t whoop my ass nor can he make me ugly. That avatar is the only way he can”win” lolz

That avatar is pretty funny lol. Reminds me of all the anal you getting now from your booty bump lol.

 

[Blazor]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

 

[Frood]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

 

[Blazor]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

 

[Frood]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

Flea has always been sexy.

 

[Blazor]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

Flea has always been sexy.

I've only seen a couple face pics, but lookin pretty damn good for a grandma lol. I wouldnt kick her out of bed lol.

 

[Frood]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

Flea has always been sexy.

I've only seen a couple face pics, but lookin pretty damn good for a grandma lol. I wouldnt kick her out of bed lol.

She's a picture of perfection....even in her 40's. It made me a little sad she went under the knife now.

 

[Blazor]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

Flea has always been sexy.

I've only seen a couple face pics, but lookin pretty damn good for a grandma lol. I wouldnt kick her out of bed lol.

She's a picture of perfection....even in her 40's. It made me a little sad she went under the knife now.

Well if it makes you feel any better, Im a picture of perfection too in my 40s, and I dont plan on going under the knife lolol.

 

[Frood]

I don’t have implants :facepalm:

Glad you didnt get those, cause I've seen chicks able to rotate 'em inside they cheeks!

If she was my bird, she would be beautiful regardless.

I would've had to of seen the before pics. I like a round ass, not HUGE or anything, just not flat, just a curve to it. If her ass looked like Flat Earth, then I would understand. Nobody wants to bang a table top.

Flea has always been sexy.

I've only seen a couple face pics, but lookin pretty damn good for a grandma lol. I wouldnt kick her out of bed lol.

She's a picture of perfection....even in her 40's. It made me a little sad she went under the knife now.

Well if it makes you feel any better, Im a picture of perfection too in my 40s, and I dont plan on going under the knife lolol.

Fuck you...I'm 46 but look 28. I would OVER pull Flea if I wasn't with my soul mate...