Poetry for the masses

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. Oink can’t score a decent career but knows poetry

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[The Prowler]

Lily the Leaker could read every poem written since the beginning of time and she would still be less intelligent than a banana.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Less fascination with poetry; more focus on a healthy BMI

Priorities you septic blob. Priorities

 

[Flynn]

But there is a choice of whether to view it or not, as is the choice at this forum. That is why there is an entire sub-forum for "Erotica" if that's what you want to call that.

If you are going to take a leftist stance and support deviant activities like those in the video clip, and you are going to support pornography, then viewing these things should not disturb you.

You are burying your head in the sand. Ignorance is bliss.

The hypocrisy is that you claim the moral high ground. You claim to care about people. But when they do these awful things to themselves, you just would rather not deal with the issue.

You do not care about these people. You are indifferent.

They really DONT care one bit.

They FEELING better than other people. So while people who DO care stand against harmful things....they get a feeling of righteousness supporting that thing.

Here comes the tsunami of bullshit.

Watch out everyone! Dovey will blame all of you "racists" for making her the product of her own moronic stupidity.

Then she'll get mad and start demanding proof on why she's the laughing stock of the forums. Then she'll start blaming The Poofer for the rain in Michigan, stating that he conned the "clouds" to purposely rain on her trailer park in 8 mile.

Yanno???

 

[Flynn]

Where is that logic? If I support freedom for consenting adults, I have to participate in it?

That is not logical whatsoever.

The hypocrisy lies in your claim that you care about people. That you are compassionate.

Supporting freedom is good. That is actually very right-wing of you. But that does not mean you cannot and should not express concern to people about certain behaviours. Helping people is a good thing. Discouraging them from partaking in harmful activities is compassionate.

You say "As long as I do not have to see it, let people do what they want." That is indifference. It is not compassion.

You talk about education. Well seeing video clips of what these deviants do is education. I know I do not like seeing it. But I understand that it is necessary to know what goes on if I am going to have an opinion about something.

When I expressed outrage and upset about men being able to be placed in womens prison and how women are being forced to share cells with rapists and murders....and being abused and raped?

She only commented to be angry and shitty and call me a hypocrite because women have been getting raped by prison guards ANYWAY.

It's always about THEM so they assume the same of everyone. They dont think "omg these are human beings suffering"....they see some one up partisan argument.

You cannot get them to see humanity. You cant. I've tried over and over. Its never ending "got chas" and hostility.

A girl was anally raped at school by a boy in a skirt and the father was treated like a scum bag.

It was nothing but a partisan shit fight. You cant even foster unity in opposition to the rape and abuse of women and girls. As long as their SIDE is responsible they will fight FOR it.

It fucking disturbs me SO MUCH. This shouldnt even BE political. Its fucking wrong, attacks our rights and dignity as women....they could really not give a fuck.

Fucking YAWN!

I liked it better when you were taking pictures of poop in a toilet.

Yanno???

 

[Lily]

Blurt just plagiarised...

Factually untrue

 

[Lily]

Less fascination with poetry; more focus on a healthy BMI

Priorities you septic blob. Priorities

translation: I too am an ignorant fuck

 

[Omnipotent]

Time all Americans went beddie-bye.

 

[Blurt]

The Prowler struts his little hour,
Between the limelight and the band;
The public feel The Prowler’s power,
Yet nothing do they understand

Of all the touches here and there
That make or mar The Prowler's art,
They never see, beneath the glare,
The Prowler striving just to fart.

To them it seems a labour slight
Where nought of study intervenes;
You see it in another light
When once you’ve been to the latrines.

For though The Prowler at his best
Is, like a poet, born not made,
He still must study with a zest
And practise hard to learn his trade.

So, whether on The Prowler’s form
The stately robes of Hamlet sit,
Or as Macbeth he rave and storm,
Or plays burlesque to please the pit,

‘Tis each and all a work of art,
That constant care and practice means–
The Prowler who creates a fart
Has done his work in the latrines.

(with apologies to Banjo Paterson)

 

[Breakfall]

I don’t know^^^ too recycled maybe?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Blurt thinks he's the Oscar Wilde of the forums, no doubt with the same taste for rentboys.

 

[Kirk]

anyway... the person in our current times that writes excellent and entertaining poetry is Regan by a country mile. Beautifully blended recaps mixed with a creative imagination.

Blurt just plagiarised...

yawn.

my "poems" are song parodies only fit for troll forums

Poppy writes stuff for a wider audience in a different venue.

 

[Kirk]

The Prowler struts his little hour,
Between the limelight and the band;
The public feel The Prowler’s power,
Yet nothing do they understand

Of all the touches here and there
That make or mar The Prowler's art,
They never see, beneath the glare,
The Prowler striving just to fart.

To them it seems a labour slight
Where nought of study intervenes;
You see it in another light
When once you’ve been to the latrines.

For though The Prowler at his best
Is, like a poet, born not made,
He still must study with a zest
And practise hard to learn his trade.

So, whether on The Prowler’s form
The stately robes of Hamlet sit,
Or as Macbeth he rave and storm,
Or plays burlesque to please the pit,

‘Tis each and all a work of art,
That constant care and practice means–
The Prowler who creates a fart
Has done his work in the latrines.

(with apologies to Banjo Peterson)

The actor struts his little hour,
Between the limelight and the band;
The public feel the actor’s power,
Yet nothing do they understand

Of all the touches here and there
That make or mar the actor’s part,
They never see, beneath the glare,
The artist striving after art.

To them it seems a labour slight
Where nought of study intervenes;
You see it in another light
When once you’ve been behind the scenes.

For though the actor at his best
Is, like a poet, born not made,
He still must study with a zest
And practice hard to learn his trade.

So, whether on the actor’s form
The stately robes of Hamlet sit,
Or as Macbeth he rave and storm,
Or plays burlesque to please the pit,

‘Tis each and all a work of art,
That constant care and practice means–
The actor who creates a part
Has done his work behind the scenes.
by Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson

that was just lazy Blurt, you changed a few words instead of doing a complete rewrite

 

[Omnipotent]

It's Paterson, not Peterson Blurtie.... ;)

 

[Kirk]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

 

[Omnipotent]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

 

[Flynn]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

 

[Omnipotent]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

If I do, I'll tape it and play it for you... :)

 

[Kirk]

Caskur, give that blandscape nutter a call and see if he talks as crazy as he does in PM's.

 

[Omnipotent]

Blandscape, you rotten Scottish sex offender, ring me.

 

[Flynn]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

If I do, I'll tape it and play it for you... :)

Does that mean you'll let Regan do you anally? Will you make Regan wear a condom, or are you a bareback kind of gal?

 

[Omnipotent]

Blandscape the sub-human ape,
Rings ol' caskur for a serial rape,
caskur says no,
Your face is a po,
Ring (fill in a name here) she' s a talentless ho...

Just like you....

right on cue.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I too am an ignorant fuck

^^^^ Jupiter has a moment of clarity

 

[Omnipotent]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

If I do, I'll tape it and play it for you... :)

Does that mean you'll let Regan do you anally? Will you make Regan wear a condom, or are you a bareback kind of gal?

Seriously, I would kill anyone stone dead who would even think that around me. I'm just like lokmar in that regard... I'm a dead set homicidal maniac and want people to know it...

 

[Blurt]

that was just lazy Blurt, you changed a few words instead of doing a complete rewrite

I want the original poem to be recognizable so I modify it minimally.

If LitCrit Casket is anything to go by, though, I want in vain.

One of the greatest Romantic poets to ever set ink to paper apparently doesn't stand a chance against Australia's answer to Robert Service because, well, Kirk Douglas.

This being said, I actually enjoy both Paterson's cowboy poetry and Service's panegyrics to Nature in the North and the men who wrestle with it.

 

[Omnipotent]

btw @Regan , "po" is what chamber pots were called in my grandmothers day.

 

[Omnipotent]

that was just lazy Blurt, you changed a few words instead of doing a complete rewrite

I want the original poem to be recognizable so I modify it minimally.

If LitCrit Casket is anything to go by, though, I want in vain.

One of the greatest Romantic poets to ever set ink to paper apparently doesn't stand a chance against Australia's answer to Robert Service because, well, Kirk Douglas.

This being said, I actually enjoy both Paterson's cowboy poetry and Service's panegyrics to Nature in the North and the men who wrestle with it.

My play shot me to advanced English, I wrote it in an afternoon... my poetry used to receive 10/10...

I fucking hate poetry.

 

[Omnipotent]

except Regans...

 

[Flynn]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

If I do, I'll tape it and play it for you... :)

Does that mean you'll let Regan do you anally? Will you make Regan wear a condom, or are you a bareback kind of gal?

Seriously, I would kill anyone stone dead who would even think that around me. I'm just like lokmar in that regard... I'm a dead set homicidal maniac and want people to know it...

Okay...okay...don't go all Wyatt Earp on me.

 

[Omnipotent]

It happened sometimes you asked me
To play with you or differentiate
Between black birds or help find
Three things wrong and I said no
Grackles sing like old springs or a clock
Falling down stairs I take it back
And said nothing for a mile and a half
Cyrus Console (Pippi Longstocking) first stanza

this is what passes for "modern" poetry these days according to the New Yorker and Harpers

a bunch of adjectives and nouns mixed together until it reads like a bad Japanese to English translation

that is what most people write these days because it's the current fad. There is actually a computer program online that can spit out shit like this all day.

I think Poe's work and even Dr Seuss is way better than whatever this modern crap is supposed to be

I wish I could talk to you on the phone and tell you about 18 year old Polish Monica. who was THE most gifted poet I have ever read... and it wasn't flowery garbage... it didn't rhyme either.

Would you have phone sex with Regan?

If I do, I'll tape it and play it for you... :)

Does that mean you'll let Regan do you anally? Will you make Regan wear a condom, or are you a bareback kind of gal?

Seriously, I would kill anyone stone dead who would even think that around me. I'm just like lokmar in that regard... I'm a dead set homicidal maniac and want people to know it...

Okay...okay...don't go all Wyatt Earp on me.

I'm your Huckleberry...