Introducing- King Martini Approval posting

I just loVE how I'm never thanked for being the moast awesome fucker here ..

it's okay bros an broettes
Keep em coming, I may even increase the ScatKrieg alert to Scorched Earth status and start bombarding the 2 e-trannies aswell.

After all, shitpoasters deserve, errm shit. :YaY:
 
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Well ScatKrieg seems to have been a success, has the latest shipment of fertiliser from Large Lily's Loads Ltd arrived in the warehouse yet?

I think 2 tons should be enough for now, if not I'm told there's plenty more where that came from. :LOL3:
 
I got to Vitties last verbose post and quit halfway through it. I think I made a prudent choice.

I mean a post about suckinss 4 paragraphs long was the epitome of said suckiness. I feel like blowing my brains out however may I suggest Vitty blow his own brains out for being a supreme dullard.

Someone give Vittie a length of rope or a gun or something ... shee-it.

 



He backpedalling...I did read it and there is NOTHING wrong with me... I am PERFECT you ingrate.

He does judge. He is a cunt... if hewas a dog, I would euthanaze the fucker... and you, I would duc tape your gob then euthanaze you. Saying Mudface was wrong of me... I should have said mud skin. THEY are The colour of mud all over...My bad... you are right though, I loathe abos... I hate them with a passion and I want them to sniff more petrol and die much sooner...

They are not dying fast enough for my liking.

Ps, don't come to Australia. We don't want anymore nignogs... ta!!
 
He backpedalling...I did read it and there is NOTHING wrong with me... I am PERFECT you ingrate.

He does judge. He is a cunt... if hewas a dog, I would euthanaze the fucker... and you, I would duc tape your gob then euthanaze you. Saying Mudface was wrong of me... I should have said mud skin. THEY are The colour of mud all over...My bad... you are right though, I loathe abos... I hate them with a passion and I want them to sniff more petrol and die much sooner...

They are not dying fast enough for my liking.

Ps, don't come to Australia. We don't want anymore nignogs... ta!!


 
Oh look, another vocaroo I won't be listening to.

Someone needs to make a "Didn't listen LOL" meme for these fucking things.
 
I'm on Twitter thanks.

Not all the way on, obviously.
I can still see part of your arse wobbling around in here.

Don't be half-arsed, Benny.
Fuck all the way onto Twitter if you need a character limit.

Short is better. Always has been.

That's an opinion not a fact so you're welcome to it no matter how wrong it is.

That's why us concise posters are all still around,
And 'flamers' are not.

You're only still around because you couldn't think of anything better to do with an evening while I'm still around because, um, because... well fuck. Same reason, I reckon.
 
Not all the way on, obviously.
I can still see part of your arse wobbling around in here.

Don't be half-arsed, Benny.
Fuck all the way onto Twitter if you need a character limit.



That's an opinion not a fact so you're welcome to it no matter how wrong it is.



You're only still around because you couldn't think of anything better to do with an evening while I'm still around because, um, because... well fuck. Same reason, I reckon.
Ahhh, no. I'm actually doing something in between this. I can walk and talk at the same time make no mistake.
And the above is a fact. Easily proven. Lol
 
He backpedalling...I did read it and there is NOTHING wrong with me... I am PERFECT you ingrate.

He does judge. He is a cunt... if hewas a dog, I would euthanaze the fucker... and you, I would duc tape your gob then euthanaze you. Saying Mudface was wrong of me... I should have said mud skin. THEY are The colour of mud all over...My bad... you are right though, I loathe abos... I hate them with a passion and I want them to sniff more petrol and die much sooner...

They are not dying fast enough for my liking.

Ps, don't come to Australia. We don't want anymore nignogs... ta!!



you sound like a nigger... go to Africa where in a ceremonial sacrifice they will murder you then the witch Dr will sell your carved up body parts for good luck to African gamblers.