Flea Has Crabs

[SirSuperSouthern]

*Flea arrives late, unflatteringly fatter than the pic she’s shamelessly posted all over the internet.*​

Sup slut, how many sleazy Sanchos will your count rise to after patriotically servin’ me?

16

Pfft, that’s all?

This week.

I can see that. Clear your fucking throat…

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*seconds later, before some digital clock somewhere somehow changes to 5:56*



INSTANT REPLAY!!!

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*Flea is currently under investigation for animal abuse after spitting that load out*

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*banned?*​

SSS

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[Oerdin]

Someone seems a bit obsessed.

 

[Blurt]

[...]

Oh, my.

The Princess Who Swallowed An Inchworm

 

[Aylana]

SSS is Flea's number one fan

 

[The Countess]

@SirSuperSouthern , is that your penis? I can honestly say this is the first time anyone has done this. You even chopped yourself in a prison uniform.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It was a first, I know, which I mentioned to someone backstage before posting it. Didn't say what I was gonna do, just said it was going to be completely unique - a first - anywhere. What's more is, you were the one who inspired me to come up with that boundary pushing idea by posting you wanted to see "more dick". I'm not exactly shy.

The chop? A pro did that, and if you clicked the vocaroo link above it, you heard Boggs from Shawshank Redemtion telling the hero that classic one-liner that I just had to fit into this doosey, so the pro blended both of our faces together, which is why only half of the face has my beard on it, and the eyes belong to Boggs' face (as well as the prison shirt and convict number). Oh, did you notice the discrete chop of the Austin sign? ;)

The pic that got removed and got this genuine awe inspiring thread Boxed was another masterstroke that most hadn't seen before, and fit the bill to a tee. I had to do it...



SSS
- The YT at the end is from GUMMO, a movie everyone should see.

 

[Blurt]

Gummo is siiiiick!


Like watching Trailer Park Boys, but with real trailer park boys.

 

[Aylana]

the french make the nastiest horror flicks like Inside (

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: À l'intérieur) , Martyrs, Frontier(s), High Tension (French: Haute Tension

 

[The Countess]

I should be offended. I’m not tho

 

[Dove]

I should be offended. I’m not tho

How could you be?

I dont even know what to say about it lol

 

[The Countess]

I should be offended. I’m not tho

How could you be?

I dont even know what to say about it lol

I’d probably go off if it WAS NOT SSS. Lol

 

[The Countess]

I appreciate you @SirSuperSouthern Lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What's the intention of this thread? Like many, many of the things my old pal soop posts I dunno what it is?

 

[The Countess]

What's the intention of this thread? Like many, many of the things my old pal soop posts I dunno what it is?

It’s SSS being himself, that’s all lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What's the intention of this thread? Like many, many of the things my old pal soop posts I dunno what it is?

It’s SSS being himself, that’s all lol

He's a cryptic fucker, isn't he? I'm fucking sure there's a compliment in there for you in amongst the nonsense lol

 

[The Countess]

What's the intention of this thread? Like many, many of the things my old pal soop posts I dunno what it is?

It’s SSS being himself, that’s all lol

He's a cryptic fucker, isn't he? I'm fucking sure there's a compliment in there for you in amongst the nonsense lol

It’s all a compliment. In his own way

 

[Master]

Ribbon

 

[Blandscape]

Who told you SSS that this is a safe space for you?

 

[The Countess]

Who told you SSS that this is a safe space for you?

Your mother

 

[Blandscape]

Who told you SSS that this is a safe space for you?

Your mother

Whit, ma maw has an account here?

 

[The Countess]

Who told you SSS that this is a safe space for you?

Your mother

Sure does. Ask Poppy


Whit, ma maw has an account here?

 

[The Countess]

I’m not fixing that quote ‍

 

[Blandscape]

You shid never have been allowed back on any site after all the PI you have bled over the years.

 

[Blandscape]

SSS posts child porn. Flea buzzes around dat.

 

[Aylana]

I’m not fixing that quote ‍♀

because you can't

 

[The Countess]

Why the fuck does Oak “like” the stupidest insults about me? I hope she knows that the ONLY reason I’m shutting up is cuz of Bonesaw.
I don’t want him being harassed every time I say boo

 

[Omnipotent]

*Flea arrives late, unflatteringly fatter than the pic she’s shamelessly posted all over the internet.*​

Sup slut, how many sleazy Sanchos will your count rise to after patriotically servin’ me?

16

Pfft, that’s all?

This week.

I can see that. Clear your fucking throat…

​

looks like half a bar to me..

 

[X]

SSS suxks darkie dick

boring twat that tries too hard

 

[Omnipotent]

if this was the 1500s and this was Henry 8th's court, what would be SSS place in it?

 

[The Scoundrel]

SSS posts child porn. Flea buzzes around dat.

Having a malformed child's penis makes him attracted to pre pubescent bodies