Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

[Frood]

I know how to scroll past when I feel like it. I’m not 100% sure wtf Flynn said to me in another thread but just skimming I knew how to respond. At least Seamajor isn’t a fake ass fraud with a character to represent like some people. You’re genuine, so obviously I don’t mean you’re one of them. I hope he does hound me about quitting.

He'll dog you about the invisible cigarette butts which are strewn throughout his imaginations.... FOREVER!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

He'll dog you about the invisible cigarette butts which are strewn throughout his imaginations.... FOREVER!

In that case I’ll be scrolling unless I need a chuckle lol.

 

[Jack]

In that case I’ll be scrolling unless I need a chuckle lol.

The cigarette buts are not a figment of anyone's imagination.

They're part of the fabric of his daily existence.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Looks like Jack's found a new ass to tongue.

 

[Jack]

Looks like Jack's found a new ass to tongue.

Looks like Adam is shooting his mouth off again about shit he has no knowledge of.

 

[Frood]

Looks like Jack's found a new ass to tongue.

I have Jack's cow tongue on a temporary ignore.

 

[Jack]

I have Jack's cow tongue on a temporary ignore.

Keep it that way. Fuck needs your bullshit?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I have Jack's cow tongue on a temporary ignore.

Did you get bored of poking him with a stick? Understandable.

 

[Frood]

Did you get bored of poking him with a stick? Understandable.

His big dumb cow tongue kept trying to creep up my arse as if I had a salt lick block up there or something...

 

[Jack]

His big dumb cow tongue kept trying to creep up my arse as if I had a salt lick block up there or something...

LOL @ fake ignore.

MC Frood spins another failure.

Master of Creampies indeed.

 

[Flynn]

Just go have a fucking heart attack or something. You put way more effort into it than I did and mine was the truth. You’re just a blow hard fucking fake. Nobody knows if you’re a fucking man or a woman get real be real or be gone.

Go buy some Temu teeth, you fucking crackhead looking otter.

Unlike you lame fuck, it doesn't take me any time at all to put the steel heels up your fucking ass. It's stupid people like yourself that have to think long and hard about a 500 word essay.

Bitch, don't worry about whether I'm a man or woman. My gender has nothing to do with your teeth falling out of your bloated head.

 

[Flynn]

Keep it that way. Fuck needs your bullshit?

You do jackass, you keep replying to him.

Dipshit.

 

[Seamajor]

Le whoops!

Now you'll be hounded till you die by Seaboobs even if you quit permanently..

Yep. DD and your smokes make me sick. You should give a listen to the dude.

 

[Seamajor]

I know how to scroll past when I feel like it. I’m not 100% sure wtf Flynn said to me in another thread but just skimming I knew how to respond. At least Seamajor isn’t a fake ass fraud with a character to represent like some people. You’re genuine, so obviously I don’t mean you’re one of them. I hope he does hound me about quitting.

Amigo, you are well aware of the issues regarding tobacco and nicotine. It’s bad for you, and it costs like hell. I urge you to stop, knowing it might the hardest thing you ever have to do. Thank s for your post

 

[Fredricka]

Amigo, you are well aware of the issues regarding tobacco and nicotine. It’s bad for you, and it costs like hell. I urge you to stop, knowing it might the hardest thing you ever have to do. Thank s for your post

I chucked a fag butt on the ground today in your honour, I wrote your name in Tiny letters on it first

 

[realgrimm]

I chucked a fag butt on the ground today in your honour, I wrote your name in Tiny letters on it first

Shoulda put a sail on it and let it float

 

[Fredricka]

SMOKERS UNITE, and smoke out that Seamajor

 

[Kirk]

Fuck yeah she was.

I carried her to a dub.

Granted I was on the cusp of my fort prime and the map was fucking awesome that season.

Then they took the builds out and now fort is filled with low IQ morons from all walks of life and is mostly unskilled adults who cry like little girls who report every single person and accuse them of aimbotting.

Now, there's a huge difference between good aim and a cheater. Low ping beats any hack but they don't know that. But that's the evolution of streaming/gaming. You used to watch streams looking for different techniques on how to finesse the lobby but now it's either complete idiots like XQC blabbering over every little thing or it's shock content.

Armouranth and her husband argued for 10 straight hours one day both looking hung over as fuck then followed it up with 8 hours the next day. Why? They were hitting ridiculous view counts. Nobody cares about being good at a game, they'd rather watch the crash out from being a complete bot.

There's this one moron I watch who gets so fucking worked up over his chat being toxic that at first I thought he was legitimately getting angry over words on a screen but now I think it's all an act because once his views go from 20 to 150 he magically turns into a middle aged spaz drooling all over his cam.

I'm just good at games. I'm a dying breed.

Alpha coomers actually spending 8 hours watching Armouranth sleep, Armouranth sleeping for eight hours and getting paid by twitch, that is some great work if you can get it.

I did notice Twitch got rid off all the women whose only "content" was standing with their oiled and thonged asses facing the camera while they stared off into space. That stupid shit lasted for about 2 months before someone must have told Jeff Bezo's what a fucking joke Twitch was becoming and he nuked it before Twitch became Only Fans for pimply faced losers.

Asmongold and some of the smaller game streamers have some decent stuff, and thank gawd for sasha grey, her channel is small but really good.

 

[Seamajor]

SMOKERS UNITE, and smoke out that Seamajor

That sounds great. Proves how smart you are too

 

[Fredricka]

That sounds great. Proves how smart you are too

If I lived next door to you I'd chuck every single fag butt over the fence and into your garden, and laugh loudly too

 

[Seamajor]

If I lived next door to you I'd chuck every single fag butt over the fence and into your garden, and laugh loudly too

Classy

 

[Fredricka]

Classy

I'd put a stinking ashtray full of butts on top of the fence too and hope the wind blows your way

 

[Fredricka]

Tell me about your mother @Seamajor was she a smoker?

 

[Lily]

If I lived next door to you I'd chuck every single fag butt over the fence and into your garden, and laugh loudly too

 

[Seamajor]

Tell me about your mother @Seamajor was she a smoker?

I be you love that smell as it reeks within your clothes.

 

[Lily]

I be you love that smell as it reeks within your clothes.

Only Jack's ass smells better for Fred. Just ask.

 

[Seamajor]

Only Jack's ass smells better for Fred. Just ask.

She probably doesn’t use toilet paper.

 

[Seamajor]

She probably can’t reach it like Tractor ass

 

[Lily]

She probably doesn’t use toilet paper.

I have no idea. But ewwww

 

[Fredricka]

I be you love that smell as it reeks within your clothes.

Give me your new address, I want to send you a housewarming present