Hi, I'm new... duh!
- Thread starter Ben Dover
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Let's split the difference and say that you're a fat hot ex super truck.
Done! Hi, I'm Hugo and I'm an advanced form of ex super truck who can interact with humans so be careful cas I might steal your girlfriend. So what do you fuckwits get up to here anyway?
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That'd be a neat trick. If you manage to pull it off, let me know who she was. And best of luck to you.
We usually 'yell' (metaphorically) at each other about politics. When we're not flaming each other, we occasionally team up to flame the following posters:
-X
-Weeg
-The Prowler
-Adam Hitler
-Flynn
-Your cousin Trent (wait, wrong year, he doesn't post here yet, forget I mentioned him.)
Also, beware of Meltdown, there's a colony of feral cats down there. Also also: Admin is a menstrual scab kebab. (That rhyme was not intentional; don't flip out and go on a stabbing spree with a rubber glove. Not least of all because that would be completely ineffective.)
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I just realized that I should probably explain why everyone flames the above posters. I'll keep it concise.
X: Only knows the words, 'cock' and 'faggot'. Basically, he's like a parakeet from San Francisco.
Weeg: Maintains the persona of a 'special needs' toddler; is actually a 'special needs' geriatric. Also: Shades of Norman Bates. Also also: His momma is a hoor.
The Prowler: Pretends to own an 'arctic white C8 C0rve77e'. (Pardon the leetspeak, there's a word filter on the name of that vehicle because of him.) Actually drives a 1973 AMC Shitbox. Has, on at least one occasion he's admitted to, French kissed his dog.
Adam Hitler: Known to perform fellatio on doorknobs. Pretends to be a neo-Nazi; his worst offense against decency, however, is that he is deliberately, and with malice aforethought, British. Simply unforgivable.
Flynn: Pretends to be a woman; is, in point of fact, a shambling eldritch thing composed entirely of uncooked Vienna sausages all mashed together into an amorphous mass of horror.
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- Reaction score
- 460
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- In Amongst Ye's!
No, not really; certainly not from me, at any rate. (I believe in egalitarianism when it comes to being a caustic asshole.)
Promises to spice things up......chats about supermarket checkouts
Thats where I buy my curry powder.
Thank you. Its truly an honor to be here.
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How did you stumble upon us?
I found you in my spam folder.
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- 2,709
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- In front of You
He forgot the password to his other 500 alts?
Autosave fucked up.
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- 460
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- In Amongst Ye's!
Give it time.
I regret it already and have already called my mum to come and pick me up.
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- 460
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- In Amongst Ye's!
Let's hope she remembers to bring the appropriate... gratuity. We don't board and groom strays for free, you know.
Yea yea she will suck your dicks.
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- In Amongst Ye's!
Well, there's no need to go making threats...
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- The Road to Shambhala
Neil, would you please escort Ben to the Retard Lounge? You know the way. Have a nice sit-down stay.
I was in there before but you told me to leave. You said you were having special alone time.
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- The Road to Shambhala
Am too, you just don't have artistic eyes you heathen!
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- The Road to Shambhala
@theMods:
.Who is checking IDs at the door?
No way Ben is over 12.
. Do better, please.
.Who is checking IDs at the door?
No way Ben is over 12.
. Do better, please.
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Absolutely, we don’t need another incident like that last one.
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THAT...nearly took the board down for good and all.
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- Asylum Earth
I’m still surprised no charges were filed.
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